上报后在小人处处的文化沙漠中忘了过了多少日……

歌照唱,舞照跳,照旧抱女人睡大觉……

当然,有电邮支持老男人的,有留言的,在外认识老子的有要求合照的,有打招呼的……还有美女写信希望认识的。不过……

来了一只菜鸟、两坨草包和三个一辈子也红不了的戏子是不可能一战出名的;这个老男人心里明白。与其说对‘议员’二字的敬意而点到即止,说穿了,根本就是老男人的个性使然。对于这类不学无术的低俗分子,我本来就懒得理。其实要不是‘议员’二字,就他俩草包怎么天花乱坠如何语无伦次,老男人还懒得理。小明小强再踩死一箩也不会有什么震撼力,是无法声名大噪的。老男人专门炒别人,怎么会不明白这个。

有点儿杀鸡焉用牛刀的意思……况老男人这里没有牛刀,都是宝刀。

回复这类不入流的炒作,也不是给新加坡的文化沙砾看的,而是给全世界一个交代。基本上,文化沙漠就算雨后也是沙漠,他们读或不读都无所谓。其实,就这样说好了,要是真的来了高手,多数也是国外的写手,就算在这里‘开战’闹得惊天动地,撼动国际,新加坡也未必察觉到,就算察觉到也没有他们搅和的余地。新加坡人懂什么?点击率啊,什么鸟议员说什么鸟话,那个小人的脓包道理啊,这个如梁智强的名人什么鬼作品啊……翻翻新加坡的报章,废话一筐,浪费版位,真的有新闻的多是国外狗仔冒枪林弹雨搜来的消息和编辑出来的故事儿,几十年下来啥进步都没有。

这群文盲,亦文化瞎子也,难道就没有察觉到程度的差异……?

至于会不会有第二波,要是读过回复还来的话……那就真的有趣了。新加坡只能算虾米……老男人真正想‘钓’的是大鱼。这样才好玩。这类游戏,实力要不相上下才能尽兴。到时火力全开,狂轰滥炸,大家发挥得淋漓尽致,高手过招,文笔间如千军万马来回厮杀,那才叫过瘾~否则根本就是对牛弹琴……在新加坡……恐怕就是对牛弹琴耳。不过这也有好处。你和小人讲道理,他们听不懂,但你骂得爽翻天,他们也听不懂。而且老男人就喜欢看小人的嘴脸……听小人谈‘大道理’犹如看小丑耍宝;虽然算黑色幽默,但看官都需要有小丑的。

新加坡到处都是小丑……

最近教育部长又在大谈教育‘改革’,老夫就在他的面子簿上闲扯几句似有似无的。其实,搞来搞去,这教育出来的又是一批批小人,然后呢,学校又招一批批在国外受教育的来教新加坡学生,然后呢,新加坡换一个部长就这边动一点,那边摸一下,几百万入袋,社会依旧乱,精神依旧破产,李小龙总理依旧是’ 外来人才’,文化沙漠依旧一望无际,搞不好又来几只连‘炮轰’和‘放屁’都搞不清的菜鸟脓包娱乐老男人……然后呢,天天吆喝着任人唯贤,报业控股那些饭桶吞了上面灌的垃圾就开始拉屎,新加坡教育出来的傻瓜读者就天天读这些东西……

李小龙总理任什么人何为贤,老男人早就懒得去理了。但求他把链子拴好,别让宠物乱乱跑乱乱喊……他老人家要说什么,老男人只打算安居乐业,日后拍拍屁股跑人。别说任人唯贤,以这般素质,就算李小龙总理说政府乃天神降世老男人也就三跪九叩,行礼吃饭睡觉拉屎……大家相安无事儿,就好似拜佛,老子阿弥陀佛,佛祖往自己脸上贴金,我念我的,他打他的坐,可谓之举头三尺有神明,老子的头就没三尺,神明看不到我,我也看不到他们。说穿了……要真的任人唯贤,老男人现在哪能那么闲?呵呵呵~

老男人和李小龙总理要真有什么政治相左之处就是,他老人家是以猪治人,老男人是以人治猪。是不是人才,老男人会看不出?

李光耀先生东征西讨搞出了人民行动党,时至今日……这棋局还能有多少步?

政治……

韩信得等刘邦,孔明待刘备,姜望钩西伯侯,管仲候桓公……如今的李小龙总理身边空无一人可用,时局鄹变,这种千载难逢的时机……最好的就是坐观虎斗,当个安乐侯,然后伺机坐享其成。新加坡这个破岛,一旦生变不是如中国、菲律宾、泰国那般,随便忽悠一下可以的;那是坠个无底深渊,粉身碎骨的事儿。几百万张嘴巴等吃,几百万人等住屋,凭个工人党是无法接手的。如今贫富悬殊,认猪为贤,物价根本就是鱼跃龙门,社会底气早已被掏得干干净净,新一代批批涌入,官方媒体也已经不靠谱了……用点儿脑子都知道,乌云密布……

快下豪雨了。

这些啥都没用的泥菩萨还能撑多久……

骤雨成河……若金子真的会发光的话,泥菩萨垮了,则神龙破水出而登天。

如今乌云密布遮了太阳,大地一片黑暗……夜黑风高杀人夜,鬼魅纵横可谓是畅行无阻。老男人无才无德,一介草民,汪洋中的条破船守着个破博客玩玩乐乐。这片天便是塌下了来,关老夫屁事儿?嘿嘿~

要为国家做出贡献那得看国家需要什么。历朝历代,打江山时需人才,打完了兔死狗烹,然后就是酒池肉林,需要的是美色、银子和肉林;后来就又有凯子兴风作浪不成气候,那时需要的是御林军;然后人死够了,钱花完了,问题成泰山了,那时又要打江山了,又需要人才了。现在李小龙总理当政,国家需要什么?老男人一介草民没几个钱,百无一用是文人,陈腔滥调也没人欣赏,和小人又格格不入,虽说天生我材必有用,此时确实没什么用,何况还有那么多的外来人才顶着,老男人懒腰一申,和郑板桥那匹夫神交去也……

人啊,该糊涂时就糊涂,唯独老男人一桶糨糊高高挂……就只能睁着眼睛说瞎话;反正举国都爱瞎话,多少贡献些,意思意思。

如今的新加坡……这些才高八斗高高在上的议员只要别太靠近,老男人远远瞻仰就心满意足了。

这报纸说老男人骂人惹争议虽然有些言过其实,但最近却报了则真具争议的‘小青蛙寿司’事件。等下谈谈。不过刚刚又看到了一则消息,说的是‘对居住在国家的未来有没有信心’那数据从60%不支持变成了70%支持……这消息老男人不打算讨论……因为根本没有必要。其实百姓对自己在新加坡的未来,这些数据随便怎么改,但建屋局组屋价已临百万新币大关,不日可破,水涨船高唯独百姓的脖子似乎越来越短,会不会淹死,无论数据如何,该发生就发生。至于选情将如何,那就指日可待了。所以谈这数据魔法基本上和求神拜佛一样,你求个天荒地老,成了就算显灵,不成就你活该……

至于老男人文笔如何,无论褒贬老子是一概不理。喜欢就读,不喜欢就别读。读得晕头转向的难不成老朽还得理你不成?

虽然老男人这破博客来了两位‘议员’说来说去的,但工作还得找……老男人是爱神不是饭桶,心里满满的爱但也得找饭吃。下次来什么议员的话,希望顺便随便带来两口饭,来者是客,客来随便涂鸦两句不要钱却两手空空,也说不过去吧~

高处不胜寒,但登峰造极,能一起玩的也就没几个……

自古圣贤皆寂寞,老男人不是圣贤可也寂寞……

Japan has sent troops to the islands, China has also sent troops. Japan called them Senkaku Islands, China called them Diaoyu Islands. They going to fight or keep staring at each other? Actually it doesn’t matter. At most they bombard the islands into non-existence. Without naval support from USA, how is Japan going to win? It’s a fucking mystery… about what is going on in the brains of the Japanese decision-makers, because why would USA want a war now? Especially when China is like USA’s biggest debtor.

But… mainlanders are protesting against Japanese, I am a Chinese though not from China, no matter who are fighting who, no matter how the names of the islands, I am first a man, and to me, Japanese beauties will always be acceptable. Say, beauty has no issues when it comes to nationality. Fuckable women are fuckable, peace or war, from anywhere.

After a long long time… we had our first contacts. Hilary said she is fine… She SAID she is fine. I accepted her declaration till I saw her face via video conference. She will hide things from me if she could. But I really hope she is ok. To be honest, I was really happy we chatted again. While I couldn’t call her on her old mobile number, she claimed she never cut it. And she has moved.

Hilary…

Well… On Facebook, THB and I were preparing. The blog sent to mainstream media brought attention to her, so she’d act blur and release nonsense to whoever would interact with her about me. We joked and chatted as she handled her front, and I was laughing at the comments on her facebook. It was not very hard to expect attention would be diverted to THB if attention would hit Ming Zhi. I totally trusted THB to talk rot about me and divulge nothing. THB also did not agree that I blog our story before she met her ex-husband and so on, and I am totally agreeable. So no juice.

On the 9th Sept, I received an email that provided this link.

OMG~

Someone asked on Formspring: U got mh liao y still go talk to scopee?
Ming Zhi: Becos old love always zui mei.

So I protested to her… because we supposedly had an agreement not to bring up anything about us.

Actually it was her who initiated the break back then. Then she met Donald duck. We broke off peacefully and agreed never to talk about it and pretend nothing ever happened, and we never met… Then one day, she emailed me that she found my blog and she was at EDMW, so I went over to EDMW and what-the-fuck… it’s a forum of immature assholes~ She never told me her moniker, so I thought she was ‘Adelhette’ and began a ‘tiff’ with Adel at the forum, then later I was banned and bla bla bla. Then… she started to talk about me at EDMW, and when I read ‘cheebye Scopee’ under the picture of Donald in her old blog, I realised she never let go…

What happened next…

She was talking about our time together when I snapped… “You already got Donald duck, my darling…”

About two weeks later, she broke off with Donald, citing whatever reason I don’t really care.

Initially, I thought she was just having fun, so I tried to go along, make her happy but…

Darling, I’d always remember old sweet times we had together… walking down the beach, having pillow wars, teasing at each other, shopping with you for your bras at Parco, watching online porns at my place and admiring the stars with you in my arms… Everyday, we’d kiss, hug and I liked to feel her smooth silky hair… But you are breaking the rules… I know what you want… You always signalled for everything you wanted… so glaringly, and I always complied. But love is not a game, it’s not just not happy break, feel like it then attach back again. Maybe you’d not be happy…

But whether we’d patch up again, depends on fate.

Maybe you accepted Donald because he felt like me… and now you choose to hang out with a fugly beng knowing full well I totally dislike ah bengs, knowing full well I’d be aware of your events. You are already coming to 27 years old… Dear Minnie… I really wish you happiness. But I just don’t understand…

Why you just can’t let go?

Is it because of that night… …

After all that we had been through, how seriously we ‘discussed’ over things and you stubbornly insisted… Gosh, Minnie… I just want to thank you for saying nothing to the reporter. Since you have found this blog… You will always be welcomed here. But I am quite sure, my darling… that nobody is going to change for nobody. Sweet memories will always linger… It’s the same over with me. Thanks to you, I had a good time to remember. Let’s move on, Minnie.

Falling in love is like jumping off a very tall building…

Your head tells you “Idiot, you are going to die…”

But your heart tells you, “Don’t worry, pretty girl! You can fly!”

That was the quote I always told you about love back then when you were in my arms. I am glad you still remember it by heart. Love will find the way, if not now… later.

And please don’t ask me whether I had fucked Ming Zhi. Use your imagination…

[Bloated Frog Sushi] Douglas Foo… one of the cohort of ERCi that made news offering fake degrees, made news recently. When ERC threatened legal action on an unhappy customer (me lah), Douglas Foo was already part of the freak show. To be honest, I am totally not surprised at how Douglas said this said that… to common people, to MPs or even ministers. Who they called themselves? The ‘Titans’. What ERC was? A LEAP partner with EDB to ‘create entrepreneurs’… like them?

What happened?

The whole bullshitting started when Douglas was so heard to go on radio and/or some sort of interview claiming that he was offering jobs as dishwashers, but while he prefered to hire Singaporeans yet no one had taken up the offer at a wage of $3,000! So he ‘had no choice but to hire foreigners‘ and paid a commission to the agent… whatever the fuck… Asked about the details of the $3,000 dishwasher job that no Singaporeans will apply, he openly suggested:

1. 5.5 days per week;
2. 9 hours a day;
3. Dishwashing using machine to wash…
4. Only dishwashing.

OMG! Mr Douglas wanted to hire Singaporeans so much that… he didn’t seem to even advertise such lobangs in papers! So he hires foreign workers and happily announced Singaporeans don’t want the job! And Insing.com has an article ‘Sakae Sushi’s job offer sheds light on job expectations‘ with a picture stating ‘SG Workers Hard To Please’.

After Douglas opened his big mouth as the CEO of Sakae Sushi with regards to this job offer, this ‘no Singaporeans want’ job so judged by him was flooded by 300 interested Singaporeans overnight.

Even Minister Shanmugam remarked on his Facebook page, “Sakae Sushi boss says they are offering $3000 per month for dishwashers but can’t find people ?”

Then overnight as the Singaporean applicants flooded in trusting the words from the gap of Douglas Foo, Sakae Sushi ‘cleared up the air‘…

Suddenly, they ‘tested‘ the scenario… Oh, it’s now not feasible!

So, the job details become:

1. 6 days per week;
2. 12 hours a day;
3. Dishwashing not really using machine (a reporter tested out the job);
4. There are OTHER duties other than washing dishes…

So a supposedly normal job becomes that of a sweatshop’s. Do a math for the per hour wage for this $3,000 job… It’s even lower than what some other dishwashers are getting! Of course, if MOM allows, you can make $6,000 a month working for 24 hours per day… if there were to be 36 hours a day, you can make $9,000 a month…

So overnight, Sakae Sushi tested the scenario and here’s the real deal, and entrepreneur at ERCi Douglas Foo becomes famous overnight… Minister’s Facebook page, Sakae Sushi’s page, forums… netizens lambasted Foo as shameless liar pants on fire… Now, actually what was the job scope all along… even while Douglas Foo was busy telling the entire world via radio that Singaporeans won’t take up a $3,000 dishwashing job? I checked, and the only thing I can say, standing corrected, is that… 5.5 days a week, 9 hours a day… and even the machine, these are probably all made up!

And the fuck Insing has a picture stating ‘SG Workers Are Hard To Please’! LOL~

Here is an article about anti-sweatshops effort in developing countries. Here’s an extract:

However, the anti-sweatshop movement has done much more than simply raise consciousness. It has done a lot to identify labor rights as fundamental human rights. In addition to lobbying the public at large about the importance of labor rights, anti-sweatshop NGOs have been lobbying organizations such as the International Labor Organization (ILO) to eliminate sweatshops around the world. The aspiration to make labor rights equivalent to human rights has started to become a reality through the ILO’s adoption of the following conventions on labor rights: the elimination of forced and compulsory labor, the abolition of child labor, the elimination of discrimination in employment and education, and freedom of association and collective bargaining.

It is important to define the terms ‘sweatshop’ and ‘globalization’. The word ‘sweatshop’ has been in existence since the latter half of the nineteenth century. Webster’s provides the following definition of a ‘sweatshop’, “A shop or factory in which workers are employed for long hours at low wages and under unhealthy conditions.” Although this definition possesses a negative connotation, it does not necessarily follow that it should be jettisoned. Even ‘supporters’ of sweatshops use the term ‘sweatshops’ to explain their view that unpleasant labor conditions are a necessary element of an evolutionary economic process that will eventually eliminate sweatshop labor.

However, to understand truly the phenomenon of sweatshops in this article, it is essential to place the term within the broader context of globalization. Economists Dean Baker, Gerald Epstein, and Robert Pollin have written at length about the economic aspects of globalization. They speak of globalization as the “ubiquitous buzzword” that has invaded public discourse with the perception that the global economy is undergoing a fundamental transformation. Regarding these perceptions, the authors mention that…

If you take up the offer, you will be working like a robot for 12 hours a day, everyday except (eg) Sunday, and getting a meagre per hour rate… working with the dirt and sweat in a tiny area as the reporter had tried; in today’s globalized context, our Douglas Foo is operating a sweatshop in Singapore… under the powerful eyes of our PAP government… where your wage means you MUST take OT every work day in confirmed fashion so that you’d get $3,000. And Singaporean workers are so fucking hard to be pleased… according to some. LOL!

That explains why Singaporeans are not keen taking the job initially…

Now here explains why you shouldn’t even take the job with Douglas Foo as your boss…

Sakae Sushi has been in the media a lot recently with its claimed $3k a month salary for its dishwasher position. It seems that Sakae sushi is doing very well for itself if it could be paying such high salaries.

Well, Sakae Sushi must be doing well as the boss told interviewers that he is planning to expand to North Korea!

However, all this ‘success’ also comes with a fair amount of criticism with many Netizens criticizing Sakae Sushi on its recent job ad. After a bit of reading about Sakae Sushi, It seems that the complaints don’t stop there.

Previously, Sakae sushi had taken its business to the U.S. yet, after failing there and claiming bankruptcy they left with many debts and retreated back to Singapore to continue their ‘booming’ business.

In January of 2008 a New York branch was opened in the neighbourhood of Midtown but less than a year later, they closed down. Local review sites about the business show much disappointment. Even worse, correspondence with ex waitresses and waiters revealed that Sakae Sushi left without paying many of their staff.

One of the former waitress claims:

They owe me about $2700 usd and it keeps adding up since the court decision. It accumulates interest as time goes on.”

A reader shared with us:

“My friend worked for Sakae Sushi in New York. Before Sakae Sushi closed down, they issued my friend a paycheck but the paycheck bounced. Her lawyer called Sakae Sushi’s HQ in Singapore and also sent them an email but they didn’t respond…The amount of money is small to Douglas Foo (the owner) but it is big to a lot of people. Most importantly, she worked hard for them and she should get paid.”

It seems that Sakae sushi is cutting costs where possible, escaping debts in the US and creating controversial job ads. What might be next when they move on to other countries? http://www.tremeritus.com/2012/09/16/more-that-meets-the-eye-for-sakae-sushi/

I certainly empathize with this line “The amount of money is small to Douglas Foo (the owner) but it is big to a lot of people”… because that was what I told ERC back then, that if they couldn’t make good with the promises (it was misrepresentation, and Andy Ong NEVER even cared about the document from a media company I sent him.) refunding me was small matter to those ‘titans’. Make a guess what happened… LOL~

Certainly, I don’t expect our Singapore pride, ERC Titan Douglas Foo will care… since like 2008. Personal honest opinion…

I clearly know what sort of ‘Titans’ they are, and they are all darlings of EDB and such. Before you think your protest will do any good in this… uncorrupted fair and equal system run by the meritocratic elites… Here’s a picture for you from http://newnation.sg/2012/09/sporeans-invited-to-play-spot-the-pap-supporter-game/douglas-foo-pap/. And what was our honorable PM Lee Hsien Loong doing with our infamous Douglas Foo?

Who cares?

This is what Adam Khoo, another of the ERC cohort, made news saying (from SGforums):

http://www.adam-khoo.com/304/the-expats-will-rule-singapore/

I hate to say this but in a way, I prefer to hire expats for my own business than locals. Expats are willing to work long hours, go the extra mile, are fiercely loyal to you and don’t complain so much. They also come alot more qualified and do not ask the moon for the remuneration. Recently, I placed an ad for a marketing executive. Out of 100+ resumes, more than 60% came from expats. While locals fresh grads are asking for $2,500+ per month, I have expats with masters degrees from good universities willing to get less than $2,000! They know that if they can come in and learn and work hard, they will eventually climb up and earn alot more. They are willing to invest in themselves, pay the price for future rewards. Sometimes I wonder how some of the locals are going to compete with this

I also wonder how locals are going to compete… since foreigners don’t really need to pay for flats at $1m… very very soon, under PM Lee’s leadership. Even our health care, you’d need about $90 just for the A&E. And with the two casinos in Singapore flooded with gold, our ministers are talking about raising taxes to provide for the needies… of course, while spending tons on ‘integrating the foreign talents’, on building fanciful offices, buying Brompton bicycles,  to attain red wine courses for the scholars, and paying for ‘courses’ Adam Khoo conducted which I don’t recall PM Lee attended… A child may be paying $100 for Adam Khoo’s course, while… 90% is subsidised by the government.

And they have no money to help the needies, but have the money to raise teachers’ already very high salaries by 8%… and the list goes on.

And the issue is…

With entrepreneurs or… Titans creating more entrepreneurs like them, and telling PM Lee that they need foreign workers because they CAN’T find Singaporean employees… at such HIGH pay of $3,000 offered by Sakae Sushi…

What do you think?

While our HDB flats are approaching the $1m mark very very soon, ERC’s Andy Ong has been conducting courses… on how to speculate invest in local properties maybe in the hope to depress the home prices, while Adam Khoo is wondering how locals are going to compete, and Douglas Foo could be still wondering why Singaporean employees ain’t applying for his jobs…

By the way, Andy Ong of ERC has his WIKI… in it, you won’t find the issues of Preston degree mill Straits Times had reported while he was CEO, you also don’t see his outcries against his previous employer who had mistreated him, you also don’t see him trying to make history having his shop threatening legal action on an unhappy and complaining customer in Singapore, and alot of other things… Thank God, customer service departments still survive nowadays instead of being converted to legal departments to deal with… customer feedback and complains and demands, bla bla bla…

Andy might need help to… update his WIKI. And maybe ESM Goh Chok Tong will like to help him do so.

Douglas Foo has set a good example of a Singaporean CEO.

Is there any problem?

Here’s additional info, please verify:

Tanjong Pagar GRC
Mr Foo Peow Yong, Douglas
Chairman, Radin Mas CCMC

My simple concern to those who want to boycott Sakae Sushi… Ain’t you a bit too naive?

Welcome to Singapore… and God bless. LOL~

The truth hurts, isn’t it?

Feel free to join in the discussion.

[Kate Kate Kate] Kate… Kate Middleton… She’s the wife of Prince William, her naked photos were splashed and many men are wet watching the boobs… Sex… naked women, naked royal women… big news, sensational, but… Scope won’t cover it, so there will be no links to those sexy nude photos. Prince William doesn’t have to thank me. This is not the wayang Indranee had put up for him… Kate… ‘Kate’ is the name of the woman I love, in honor of the name, I’d not deal with Kate Middleton’s topless pictures, nor will I even take a peep at them.

When I say no, it means no. I am not Douglas Foo. I don’t flip pratas…

While it might remind me to imagine how Kate’d look like when she is so naked… and sexy… It’s not how it works here.

There is no use to be angry with those megazines. If it sells, if it creates reputation for the publishers to load the nude photos, that’s their job. But go ahead, and try to stop them. Protect your wife, fuck those bastards as hard as you fucked Kate… and good luck.

People have been saying, “Oh, Scope… put your women’s photos online to verify and bla bla bla…”

But seriously, a man would like to protect those women by not doing so. Women like this word called ‘privacy’.

So please enjoy staring at my fuck faces in my fuck CGPs… for all I care.

[Indranee’s Tai Chi] I thought I’d have alot of things to say… But I don’t. PAP’s meritocracy is like this…  you don’t need substance when you can just ‘wayang’. Home prices are hitting $1m, I won’t be surprised if a minister or an entire cabinet would be telling us…

“You can afford it…”

Wayang… in the chinese way of saying, sometimes may also be refering to ‘playing Tai Chi’.

Anyway, Prince William was not an idiot…

If Indranee ever visits London, perhaps everywhere she goes she should be encountering hot sexy guys… Then she’d be coming back and telling us how every dick in England will hook up our Singaporean girls.

There are many national issues, assholes and simpletons to deal with… When is Indranee going to put up something other than wayang?

I read an ad…

It was by a 60+ old man who is married with kids and bla bla bla looking for his first love. How touching.

Now… Assuming Scope is a married man with kids and bla bla bla having such an ad looking for Kate…

This is the funny part about humanity… or mortals.

Why must I wait until 60 or 70yo to start looking for Kate?

You mean that old fellow thinks that his first love won’t be married already?

You mean just because he is 60 over years old means he isn’t committing infidelity looking for her being married? You mean that his 60yo dick won’t be able to erect when he sees her? So what is the fuck difference?

It’s something called sociology.

At a certain age people don’t care, and whatever they do… it’s called ‘life experienced’ judgement. ‘They know, they know’… They are the elderly, let them have the last bit of this and that… bla bla bla…

If the wife doesn’t complain, if the children don’t complain, if the society fuck cares… Women’s Charters is fucked. That’s marriage, and that’s first love… or whatever love.

That’s why I always base relationships on love. And I understand women’s logic as such: There is no logic to speak of of women’s logic.

Basically, kiss and tell or fuck and tell, it makes no difference.

A lady recently told me… she liked my smile. I smiled… if Kate said that, I’d faint with joy. I didn’t date her… though I am resuming ‘normal duties’ with the women. On Teachers’ Day, I happily fucked Ms JC-gal. After months of abstaining from sex, I felt… more powerful screwing her, and longer too. OMG, she thought I was on Viagra! She was so… enjoying herself that the bed was wet with her fluid from the cunt. And of course, I used protection. She is still a JC lass, it’d be too early for her to get pregnant.

After jogging one fine day, I took the MRT and saw a girl… immediately my eyes lingered on her… Her eyes, her lips… her nose…  I wanted to chat her up, get her numbers but… I suddenly realised that the air-con had made me rather smelly. I couldn’t approach her and become allegic to my own smell! If… I ever see her again, I WILL approach her. OMG~ She’s just the type I like. The way she smiled… just perfect.

Usual question…

Am I a ‘kept-man’ by some rich women?

Since years ago, people have been asking this idiotic question. Say, if you are Kate, I don’t mind being one… no matter if you are poor or sick, or wherever you are. Actually, not alot of women can usually ‘afford’ me. And my dick totally operates by a stimulation OS called ‘beauty’. Which is, if I am a ‘kept-man’, you’d still need to boot up an erection by being attractive. That’s the main difference between a girl and a guy. For a girl, as long as there is a penis, she can just spread her legs and expose her hole, and penetration starts, then she can fake an orgasm. Problem when it comes to guys like myself…

If you look like a piece of crap and I have no feelings for you but your fucking chips… my brains say ‘erect’, but my dick can’t react.

Don’t believe it…? You can try blowjobs and so on and so forth, it’d just not work… unless you are attractive.

So… I probably will have a very narrow market if I ever need to be a gigolo.

No. I am never a ‘kept-man’.

If you love me and I love you, you can keep me forever and ever… free of charge! You don’t have to be a rich woman… So that settles.

What can’t be settled is to actually find that girl in Singapore, aka cultural desert. What kind of girl I am interesting in? Old discussed topic… if you miss that, just make a guess. Anyway, I definitely prefer to screw and tell. Why not? The age-old problem about encountering that super bloody powerful source of attraction in a barbaric unreasonable society… is partially solved by simply screwing around, one after another and checking whether she would be the final.

If only I can relocate myself out of Singapore…

Suddenly, I think about Shanmugam’s remark on Sakae Sushi’s job offer… Will he talk to PM Lee about these ‘entrepreneurs’? How will be the conversation like? LOL~ Things have been pretty obvious… That’s it for PAP. It can’t be helped. No opposition efforts can do a better job than PAP itself to kill itself. Let’s just shy away and watch from a respectable distance.

Then I think of Kate…

Then I crush my head into the wall… and the wall collapses. And there she is! The woman of my dream…

Dream on.

I seem to be having alot of online haters… from a cultural desert. Haters gotta hate. For fuck reasons they want to be haters, not my fucking problem. I don’t really think they even have a reason that holds water. In short, in my honest view… they are psychopathic. Which is, you don’t have to bother them with reasons, like those moronic zombies in those freaking movies, they will just drag their soulless bodies towards you. So all you need is to shoot them in the heads. Those fucking morons…Flowerpod is also full of them, participants and mods alike.

All out of their minds.

Singapore is infested with zombies!!!

Haters or not… the blog is not alone.

It’s been a long time since we get the stats here. It’s not a wild figure… just like 2,000 to 3,000 hits a day. It’s nice to watch, the number just jumps and jumps and jumps… For a small blog of a guy, I consider this a nice figure. And I don’t ‘buy’ hits. It’s nothing about ethics… I just don’t have a visa card to do so. LOL~

I don’t really like visa cards or credit cards. Dad too. It’s probably in the blood. The numbers can be stolen, money lost, and the banks could want us to be responsible instead! Dad never believed in credits, so do I.

I am seriously wondering…

Without buying hits, is there a way to get a daily hits as much as like 100,000?

Blogging is really a game… the blog is such a toy. It’s international. And states are trying to constrict blogging to their own legal fancies. But what surprised me lately… was checking the summary of where the hits came from; I have ONE hit count from China!

WordPress has one version for China and another for everywhere else… so how the fuck did I even get ONE direct hit from China?

Authority? Hilary? Who?

Who was that mysterious fucking one hit?

Wen Jia Bao???

Recently, Qiuting blogged about Jack Neo’s movie… Oh~ It seems that she has gotten an ikan bilis role in that rascal’s movie… I don’t know if she is already poked by that jackass or should I congratulate her. That’s her choice for associating with the number one known wolf in Singapore. In real… it’s pretty common in this industry. So even if she is already poked… For Jack Neo, given his past records…  got boobs no boobs, young or old, as long as got a hole can already… and when caught, just call up a PAP minister who will then rally Singaporeans behind him, then he’d go to his church and tell everyone how his dick has changed for the better and bla bla bla…

Whether I believe him or not is not an issue… My name is not Irene.

Anyway, acting in his junk movies won’t go anywhere… Maybe you’d be labelled as a ‘local star’… you know, just like that Steven Lim and Aaron Ah Beng Tan… Who the fuck give shits? Tang Wei acted once and is now a super global star. Qiuting will go nowhere with Jackass Neo. But it’s nice life experience to try new things. Little girls like to have fun… and get poked.

And I don’t really care if Edison gets to fuck Tang Wei or not. Tang Wei should know better…

Knowing Scope… means this is my fucking blog. If you don’t like how I see things, if you don’t agree, if you don’t like my face, just blow yourself away from here. Like I care… If you want to argue, debate, bullshit… be my guest, there are comment boxes, so help yourselves. Just don’t expect me to give shits… If you are some sexy ladies… feel free to leave your contacts, a good fuck is just clicks away. LOL~ If you have anything personal to ask about me, for interview and bla bla bla… Do I know you?

If you are Kate… …

You shouldn’t be here, my love.