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[If only CIA is really that intelligent… The agency makes a great ingredient for movies, plenty of mysteries, the aliens of the world, and put it this way… Just cool. When you can live forever, you’d know why God wants mankind in hell. God doesn’t need CIA, because angels are already inflitrating this hideous world, and heaven is closed. God is the biggest stakeholder in disasters, but CIA can’t nose around God… So man prays.]

Power allows mortals alot of things, you know… to steal, to rob, to kill, to bully… and last but not least, to have it lost.

This is the Ministry of Love And Justice, of course it lives forever for love and justice. Scope decides not to post the part about his fortune telling story, but he is in a pretty bad mood.

He likes ‘Twlight’ but this sensual statement is about asking you: Do you love vampires?

I was reading Zaobao.com and come across a news regarding Minister Mentor’s encouragement to new migrants about the economic performance Singapore can expect. I have no reaction to the news… Simply, what do I expect I to say?#1 The government is full of the best-of-the-best scholars, and everything they know. So Scope always play the clapping part when I come across chim chim news. Like this do, you offend no one… and we can go on shopping for cheap luxuries in town later.

Hurray! Economic crisis is in town!#2

Long time never being to Xiaxue’s blog, and I was drooling at those Lumix as well. However, no matter how she promoted Lumix, Scope is buying a HD video camera… Look at it this way, baby Xiaxue… a few hundreds more and you can get a Panasonic HD new version camera (What do you think I mean by this? Kekeke~). And you can shoot pretty backsides with it, you can play the backsides video with it, and it’s HIGH DEFINITION backsides you’d be getting! (And yeah, it’s… Kekekeke~)

Goes very well also with my 1080p LCD somemore, so can anyone sponsor a Quad Core 2.66 4mb ATI-card system… Then I can be on my way to do some videos… on blue screens somemore! Scope is so fucking excited.

Xiaxue’s site also mentioned this fella… who like fucked 30 girls#3 in two months and went on papers to want teach Singaporeans how… Xiaxue never mentioned the name but I knew the girl she is refering to is probably Dawn Yang#4. LOL~ And what’s so surprising? That Ah Tian just shared the same girl with a dead SAF scholar as reported. I mean he is teaching us how to fish for universal chio boos (Singlish: Pretty females) who are shared among guys? Keep the money, just wait for your turn at pubs or functions for the same girls…

And this Ah Tian like also now in Today’s Column talking about his expertise… I thought the dead SAF scholar got Dawn Yang first… and how come Tom Yam likes man who go around boasting to have 30 women in two months… LOL~

Titillating… If I generous type, I go Geylang I’d have more…

Ah Tian boy boy, normal girls where got jump boats like changing underwears? Maybe he thinks PM Lee prefers this sort of chio boos… for Singaporeans. LOL~

I think Xiaxue’s blog getting more boring… and maybe she’d curse Scope if she reads this but… Damn, she’s getting so boring.#5 Xiaxue MM, you can do better than that lah! She used to be very funny one, maybe the pale face has educated her wrong way. It’s so boring I see the S$10,000 cheque in her blog my eyes still can’t 见钱眼开 (Chinese Bochap Translation:  See Money Eye Opens).

Anyway, I also read Tom Yum’s blog after I finished with Xiaxue’s… Still very hollow, but nice pieces of USA. Thanks to the Wire God, with internet you can see other countries’ pictures easily. The thing I like about Tom Yum’s blog is you get to sometimes see many sexy USA babes.

Before I go reservist#6, I am about dry as to what to blog rubbish about… Then a ‘Lynn’ dropped by talking about ERC and Andy Ong’s blog. The only thing I know about Andy Ong is what Lynn mentioned, ‘over-promised + under-delivered’, or simply misrepresentation, and the infamous legal threat. You promised 10,000:1 contrast ratio, I expect not 9,999:1 contrast ratio, else… deal’s off,  I want my money back.

If anyone wants to trust this chap, go ahead.#7

Nowadays, Singapore is full of such notorious happenings… Sim Lim is packing a whole bunch of them as well. The shop owner who lied about the mere 700:1 ratio told me:  I don’t teach my son to be so rude. I feel like telling him: You are teaching your son to cheat and expect nice nice reaction?! I pity his son to have such a ridiculous father.#8

Singapore, getting super ridiculous~

Please Lynn who-the-fuck, please don’t associate me with Andy Ong. I am a good guy.#9

For love, and for justice.

《七龙珠Evolution》:超失败之作。

最近看了《七龙珠Evolution》,感觉是这回FOX的钱是不是被吃掉了……#10这部片子只能以‘高级垃圾’为说法。FOX到底是怎么回事儿?难道公司就那么多闲钱去砸?现在金融危机,资金紧缩,FOX还不如拿钱去放贷购产算了。老男人出了名的就事论事,也不是针对周星驰,这部片明眼人看了就知道根本就是部乱七八糟的烂片。如果有人敢挑战老男人拍一部来比较优劣,老男人敢拿钱就拍。

演员挑选全部错误,比克大魔王的造型也是乱七八糟;你看那个大魔王的腹肌……根本就是给模具公司捞油水的杰作,真是特别‘假’。连大魔王脸上两条出名的东东都没有看到,而且演悟空的那个演员根本就没演技。这很奇怪,难道监制周星驰没教导吗?至于剧情……根本就是乱来。这次FOX的投资很有商业原则,请来了那么多名人包括周润发演一部那么重量级的题材,拍出了世纪烂片。当然,老男人怎么可能花钱去看?

其实预告片时看了一下就知道功底了。那个‘乐平’也超不适合。

看到片子的科技效果,老男人知道FOX这次投资不小,但看到素质,老男人怀疑背后的资金流向……在中国,各种的资金三减七扣后到了片子中的还能有多少?从薪酬到伙食扣下来的钱就能饱了个数万计元。这次《七龙珠Evolution》剧情很肤浅,特技一般般,效果差不多,演员阵容薄弱……连那几个大魔王的小妖也看得出有水分。小妖在原作中是直接吐出来的,在片子中却是抽血加工后出来的。那出现的过程也超级‘80年代’:一阵烟雾,一个套着模具出现的临时演员,和一些不成熟的动作

这个导演FOX是上哪儿找来的?

现在张纪中的剧集都没那么烂的出场。这还算是大电影的素质吗?#11

老男人直接就说了,演员阵容首先就应该如下:
1. 龟仙人   光头佬麦嘉、反町隆史
2. 孙悟空 林志颖、織田裕二
3. 琪琪       黄圣依、田中丽奈
4. 乐平       周杰伦、陈国坤
5. 比克       陈冠希、阿布宽
6. 达尔       周星驰、梁朝伟
7. 布玛       张柏芝、黑木瞳
8. 牛魔王   林子聪、吉田新太
9. 孙悟饭   午马、小金井明……

以如上的安排,其实比较妥当,但政治上就有点儿麻烦。周星驰和黄圣依水火不容,陈冠希和张柏芝也不能排在一起。这就是圈内的现实。就算安插角色,很多因素会有不同的影响。其实《七龙珠Evolution》没必要说太多,大家看一下就知道了。大家也应该明白为什么世上会那么多烂片,甚至‘卖座’的烂片。田启文或许觉得只要卖座的就是好片……但事实确实并非如此。《环珠格格》是个卖座的题材,但一受到‘干预’,演员阵容换了,那还是好片吗?又比如许多人因为好奇心去看了的新加坡《十二莲花》,接着拍的也是类似影片却明显不卖座。《十二莲花》真的是好片吗?《蜘蛛侠》从美国到受限重重并严重排外的中国再到新加坡,难道就和《钱不够用》因卖座就一样或更好素质吗?

老男人很厌恶这类思维,但片子毕竟拍出来是为了大家认同并以买票支持的。然而,有些片子的受关注并非新片时期最好。这和潮流相当有关。所以投资拍片的哲学其实不简单的。

不过最近确实有比较好的作品,就顺道提提。

巫婆山:这部片子听说是旧故事翻拍。我个人觉得其实还好啦~只是片子中的The Rock终于找到了自己适合的表演方式。其实这部片子有很多是80年代的情节,包括有一段外星朋友握着大家的手挡子弹。那是80年代‘有意义’的拍摄手法,但根本就不合逻辑。而且那个敌对的外星人若按照小男孩儿的超能力,根本就注定失败。但要到了结尾小男孩才打胜了。要是小女孩用超人力其实也可以赢。综合来说,这部片子还行。

Knowing:这部片子有几处过于冗长沉闷,但基本上表演素质不低,情节也相当好。最后很感人,也看到了阿当和夏娃。我个人认为它在这个时候放映基本上是相当不错的时机。内容和尼古拉斯的演技是这部片子的卖点。综合来说,近期要看就一定看这片子。

Confession of a Shopaholic:这其实是部很可惜的作品。原因非常简单,这部片子很好,虽然演员应该算是三流,演技也很明显不是很成熟,但女主角虽然没期望中的漂亮,可表现相当的好。故事的内容也非常的不错,这闹剧虽然有以上的弱点却表演得很自然得体。最可惜的部分其实就是宣传,因为此故事本身一般在先天上不吸引眼球。老男人觉得这部片可以和《Knowing》平起平坐。所以你不去看就很可惜了。

Twilight:这是部小规模投资但绝对值得花钱入场甚至买片子收藏的作品。不过片子虽然综合上还好,但问题也是相当严重的。它在前一部分确实处理得不错,不过后面就比较弱。它最好的片段就是打球那段。那个女演员准备投球的镜头处理得很好,姿势也相当帅,音乐效果也非常不错。可以说是近几年少有的一流片段。不过……在对峙的时候,那表演就处理得相当低俗。除非当时有很强的面部CG处理效果,那种好似野兽般的对峙就显得很没taste。过后的追逐片段也相当弱,和剧集素质差不多。最惨的就是最后男主角和对手作战那场。由于男主角本身的超能力,观众相对的期望也相当大,但对战时效果明显薄弱,攻略没完善发挥其僵尸超能力的表现。结果后来变成了群殴一只僵尸。这样就削弱了后期的效果。结尾那么平淡就变成了虎头蛇尾。很可惜啊!但相对近期的电影,《Twlight》算是出类拔萃的了。

最近还有一部是什么《街头霸王-春丽篇》吧……没看,因为看了片花,知道不必浪费钱。也就是如此老男人才看了《Confession of a Shopaholic》;所以我非常为《Confession of a Shopaholic》感到可惜,因为她的片花和海报设计影响了它的宣传效果。当然,我不可能去买票看《七龙珠Evolution》。太差劲了;所以在橱窗看看也就是了。

Gary Ng: The Fucker Who Places Girls Naked To You.

Didn’t Scope ever say… Girls are pretty stupid, and ole Gary Ng GG only helps make it obvious that yes… Local girls are stupid, and sexually generous without needing the element of love#12. So that explains why Scope has no interest in local girls#13. Don’t be sad, bimbos… You always have Ah Tian and Gary Ng at your fucking service.

Any age, any type of holes, anyohow and anywhere, you can simply fuck a local girl if you are not so picky#14… You don’t need to be Edison or as picky as him whose favorite hobby is to get Cecilia and other stars#15 to lick his ‘that thing’. Or in Simplyjean’s dictionary… it’s called a ‘sausage’. You can succeed even without reading David Tian’s Today column!

If you read online, you’d discover something about this Gary Ng… long face and plain Jane… Oops… plain John. You look at the way he looks and the hair style… nabei~ Like this you think where got girls so stupid want to fuck, then you are fucking wrong! This is the type of sausage many local girls rode on! I can say Gary Ng is blessed with a long face because like that he can minus off the facial factor many guys with complexes take into consideration when drooling at the girls they like. This is called ‘不要脸大法’.

Yes, in Singapore, you’d get girls by being shameless. That’s what Gary Ng has done, that’s how you can approach girls!

Put it this way, scientifically speaking, which normal girl will pick up an ugly doll instead of a cute Hello-Horsey? Even those Hong Kong balls suckers picked a chio Edison with plenty of expensive bracelets waiting to be given out. If those local girls are not stupid, how can Gary Ng get them to ride on him?

This has become a fact, isn’t it? In Singapore, good guys lose the chio boos. If you are thinking too much and too honorably and so die-hard on whether your girl’d like or not, the next moment she’d be riding the sausage of another Gary Ng. This sort of stupidity is why smart and better guys in Singapore can’t figure out about local girls. The more you think the girls are smart, the more you are being fooled#16!

From his cousin to the beer auntie, it’s fucking unlimited.

I made the same, but valuable, mistake when Scope was young. We all fell in love and tried to approach girls thinking too much too honorably when… fuck, all they want is a dickhead… From brainless to socially-brainful university grads, Gary Ng shows you what I’d take 1000 years to knock into Singaporean guys’ numbskulls: Girls are really stupid~

And he doesn’t read David Tian’s to have covered so many hunts… Good job, Gary Ng. This Gary Ng is way better than the chap doing http://womanizing.blogspot.com. Free sex, free AVs, sensational headlines, and what else?

But to claim that he has done a better job than Edison is far-fetched lah~ There must be plenty more unrevealed AVs by Mother-fucker Edison, and Gary Ng… you have got to work much harder. One way to do so is to challenge Ah Tian… I think Gary Ng deserves that column more than Ah Tian. At least Gary has some fucking evidences, Ah Tian only use mouth to talk only. Scope also can talk what~

So dear bloggers who are still scoring 2 or 3, you’ve

underperformed!

Hmm… The world has become pretty crazy somehow.

[Love Doesn’t Exist Anymore] I remember when I first met Lih, it was so sweet that when I recall it now… it’s still sweet. And although I messed up I when I encountered Kate, it was also sweet memory. Nowadays,  honor has been a thing of the past. I mean, who still care about old-fashion idea of love and shame in anything…?

It’s like a challenge, a score book, a piece of generic mutations… But girls themselves have a major fault in this because if they don’t fuck those fuckers, without the supply how to accelerate wild demands of such addiction?

The cultural desert… Not surprising. Let’s not deny the greatness of Gary Ng. In what he recounted… his own girls who were foreigners all fucked around behind him. In a land where nobody takes love seriously anymore… How am I to blame this fucker for doing the girls as the girls had enjoyed his sausage?

It’s no farcry that many girls are stupid… Obviously, in this stupidity, it doesn’t matter in local girls or foreign babes.  Some years ago, wives were condemning ‘dragon girls’ for snatching their husbands away. But are the local girls any better? Once the lights are off, be it the beer auntie or the university grad, it’s still the same sausage they were poking themselves with…

This is why Scope prefers sweet memories of local girls and searching for love overseas… In a cultural desert, how much love is still dripping?

You must be an idiot to think Gary Ng can be stopped once he is being exposed… In Singapore, shame doesn’t really matter. We are obviously no short of examples… starting from an apu ne…

Till Gary’s next target is your daughter, maybe shame does matter, after all.

#1 I am proud to be a politically apathetic… Tomorrow is always better than today.

#2 Bochap bochap…

#3 This David Tian even said he was doing so to support PM Lee… LOL~ I believe you…

#4 Is she? Is she? Very funny, why should Singaporeans be chasing after girls who change partners as if changing bras…

#5 Xiaxue really getting pretty boring…

#6 Scope got out-processed the first morning; and that was a right decision because I am more needed elsewhere than lobo-ing in the disgusting field.

#7 I have enough of him. By the look of it, it seems that I am not the only one who have enough of his nonsenses.

#8 I was very nice when I was negotiating with him. Not so nice when I called him about his lies and he actually repeatedly fended with nonsense… and of course, how nice after these would a rational reply be to him?

#9 What? You expect me to be MP Chan Soo Sen II? You nuts…

#10 Common happenings in China… Those silly investors, they should have invested in Scope’s initiatives instead.

#11 This ‘Dragonballs Evolution’ is a Foxy disaster…

#12 The dollar bill is a general acess code to sexual fun in Singapore… It’s slightly better than prostitution considering the lower risk of sexually transmitted diseases. Forget about love, local girls ain’t the cultured type… You’d just like lecturing Confucius to a pen of cows who are only interested in straws. Show them the chips, a bit of sweet talks, and just fuck off.

#13 What Scope wants in a girl… is hardly what a local girl wants of herself. You can’t marvel at the high divorce rate, because people are naturally married for all the wrong reasons here.

#14 According to Chinese news report on a SIA stewardess’ new book, there is a case mentioned: Local leader fucked SIA stewardess… translated from Mandarin. That’d be big news if you imagine a man wearing White fucking away on a flight… LOL~ Can anyone confirm who was the local leading fucker…? Coincidentally, it was only recently that Singapore’s Minister Mentor raised concerns about moral factor in the future leaders.

#15 Put it this way… when your sex videos make it online, you and your girls could be big stars as well… LOL~ So chill.

#16 Tell me seriously, in a cultural desert girls can’t tell right from wrong, and you expect them to tell which dicks are right for them… Time to quit joking eh?