Scope in Botanic Garden II.
[Well, the whole idea about life is simply this… You have to get to somewhere you can excel in where you shall excel in, where when you fart, it’d worth gold. There are just too much problems in Singapore left dangling… for every rotting carrot out there.]
The story blogged over a Mr Gan Kim Yong and a Ms Denise Phua’s talking cock on ‘MOE registered‘ issue with the private education sector over parliament didn’t seem to invite much interest. So change lor~

Apathetic Singaporeans… yeah rite~

But the hot topic now seems to be, and rightfully so, Edison’s fuck ventures with two pretty… OMG~

Actually, private education sector in Singapore has become quite a problem; This follows the earlier messed up in the charity sector with the then shameless NKF chief playing a multi-millions donors’ money with his royal simpletons. Then we got hero uncle reportedly fighting Joo Chiat red light infestation.

What’s happening to Singapore?

And of course, Scope wants his full refund from ERC, now alongside with an apology from Andy. And I am wondering all the more why EDB has anything to do with ERC such as helping people possibly the likes of Tan Jee Suan to be unemployed, and so on. Singapore… is becoming kind of  ‘interesting’.

First, charity. Now, education. What next?

Who knows?

Whereas this issue has long been made known to the MP, the most important thing is if Andy Ong was the mentor to get Singaporeans, and even foreigners, to become entrepreneurs of success few can ever dream of… I definitely can’t imagine  how the businesses are to be conducted by the ‘students’ if there are such monies to be involved to the extent of ‘success few can ever dream of’~

Sick… just feel so very sick with all these.

Shape up, Singapore!!!

Just how many more customers will be placed on court summons for making noises. But now, Singapore’s business ads can rival those irresponsible mainland healthcare ads which the mainland authority has started to rein in.

So what can the local authority do for us? Will they be better than the mainland authority?

Obviously, time for the government to fine-tune fine-tune.

[Talented? Push your way out.] Fion said she left probably because no choice, it is as if Scope were to leave Singapore because he is crazy. I have to disagree with her, kind of. She, and many others who have successfully landed out there, should realise that she is the envy of many Singaporeans.

Many of us don’t kind of have a choice either!

Hey! Staying in Singapore is obviously hazardous, and there is nothing here for Scope but nosense. Singapore isn’t what it used to be. It’s been months since the authority is been informed on such a clear-cut case, till even Andy called in to threaten legal action for making noise… Hilarious, Fion. Singaporeans ain’t moving out without reasons.

Besides, people who can make it shouldn’t be staying behind and be stucked amidst mockeries by the cultural desert. People who can grow should move out to even have a chance to develop their talents to the fullest, instead of being happy to rot behind. Something I find very funny about Singapore is this, they laugh and laugh at people when they are small, wasting human resource along the way. But when the tiny people become big, Singapore expects them to come back and contribute.

On the other hand, many mainland bosses prefer mainland juniors to foreign seniors to manage bigger projects in order to groom future leaders for China. But China is rich in human resource.

巫启贤mocked at Singaporean mentality; 李敖mocked at Singaporean mindsets; Singaporeans denied; Singaporeans bashed Singaporeans for the pettiest of things. So, is Singapore not stupid? Well…

Fion, do we have a choice? Come on.

[Seeking Opportunities Somewhere Out There.] After returning from Beijing, Scope reckons the next attempt will need some preparations. Chinese trips provide valuable experience. We’d have to move step by step. And landing into another polluted city is not funny.

But the target of landing might have to be changed in view of China’s super-fast developments. It’s quite true, I have overstayed in Singapore to have missed the best wagon out. Or I could have well landed in a desireable career path well on the way to full development of my potential. And my artistic interests could have become multi-millions projects already.

Instead, I have to just endure crappy productions from Mediacorpse back in Singapore…

It’s been at least three decades of making drama series, and this is the standard after pumping in so much funds and time? Come on!

Come to think of it…

Recently, a senior grassroot cheekily came to me and passed me a book all of a sudden, stressing that I should look at the pictures. I was like bewildered and asked how she got this book in the first place. It’s a brand new book that I know she won’t have bought. Normal people don’t buy this sort of books, not to say this lady doesn’t read. I might have even thought maybe her son authored it. Her reply was that some officer gave it to her, and she passed it to me…

I’d rather she passed me an Ang Pow…

So there was something indeed interesting at the end of the book. It was the Prime Minister and his family with Mdm Ho Ching appearing in a picture makan-ing at some hawker centre.

Rare sight indeed.

OMG… don’t tell me it is some divine call for Scope to sell fishball noodles in this land of possibilities…

I won’t make a very appropriate hawker.

By the way, the rates of hawker food is about that of the fast food chains nowadays. If you do not have $5, what can you really fill your stomach with? If you have $5, why not go to Mcdonald’s?  Fast food chains often come with discounts, and you get a nice seat in an aircon room to makan…

See?

[Clear Up Private Education Sector] No matter what Mr Gan said about endorsement or recommendation in parliament, a problem is problem and MOE needs to do something about the Private Education Sector and safeguard the population’s interests.

That’s the people’s expectation, no doubt.

Scope is very interested in this issue because he himself has first-hand encounter. Hopefully, the authority can do something asap.

Of course, even simple case as such… I don’t know when will issues including refunds be resolved. That’s where MOE would have to be expected to come in.

Scope in Botanic Garden
[A good show is always a pleasure. Life is a freak show. So how? Scope lusts after happiness… his search now goes beyond Singapore, of course!]

超级星光大道:特种部队之萧敬腾Vs杨宗纬。

咱们的陶大姐可真是走了狗屎运,办了场超hot的歌唱比赛就干掉了吴大头(吴宗宪)拿到了什么殊荣。坦白讲,就连老男人都会去看的歌唱比赛,那肯定是不得了的。因为时下综艺节目简直是不胜枚举,虽是参差不齐,但两张一吴(两张:张菲和张晓燕;一吴:吴宗宪)的综艺节目已经很抢眼了,哪有那么多时间理会别的节目哩?

尤其还是歌唱比赛?!

所以说为什么老男人得特地腾出一个位置来写《超级星光大道》就是对陶晶莹这个节目的肯定。

坦白说,由于新加坡什么比赛等等搞得都很烂,老男人这个早已培养了一种对歌唱比赛的冷感,所以陶大姐可以明白自己这节目有那个多厉害。因为老男人不单追着看,还追到深夜,而且还引发老男人长年累月几乎到要烂掉了的歌唱细胞…《超级星光大道》的确值得陶大姐骄傲一番。

不过点评一下《超级星光大道》,这个节目现在有接续,问题是,似乎这个接续来得太快。虽然应该乘胜追击,但是毕竟是歌唱比赛,出来了的是众人追捧的明星。若在第一届星光帮耀眼的同一时间又要观众重视第二届,那便是疲劳轰炸。这样对两届的歌手都不公平。

第一届的那个比赛,其实主要的是看杨宗纬。老男人不否认杨宗纬唱得不错,但是主要的是很期待有什么人来光明正大的打败杨宗纬。毕竟以老男人欣赏的水准,杨宗纬其实还不算近乎完美。当然,制作单位也很聪明,居然公然找来民间挑战者而把比赛推向高潮。

话说回来,关于那个‘抽签’,老男人看着就难免觉得制作单位似乎有没有那个动了些手脚?哈哈哈哈哈~我个人感觉是每个挑战者的‘签’其实都是一个指定好了的名字。哈哈哈哈~这点就只有制作单位知道了。

坦白说,杨宗纬的确是整个星光帮功力最强的。而对于那个林宥佳其实我就非常之纳闷…因为他的表现并不是特别好。在决赛后期唱英文歌唱得明显的有些乱七八糟,表演也相当夸张。但是居然又是高分~?!也许是老男人对英文歌的要求太高了。不过就算如此,感觉上林宥佳的唱功还是相当卡在一种上不上下不下的阶段。

反而杨宗纬很明显的为了节目制作需要,扮演着他的‘苦情’角色。而他在节目的歌路也是如此。杨宗纬有个缺点,那就是他不大会演戏。呵呵呵呵~在娱乐圈,虚伪是必要而却又不应该被看穿的。Over-acting却反而让老男人更感兴趣。结果当杨宗纬事件爆炸了后,我一点儿也不意外。最好笑的就是林宥佳好象还一把鼻涕一把泪地补了这句:You (杨宗纬) are the man。

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~

第一届星光大道的高潮是因为制作单位懂得找挑战者,让大家对星光帮担心而牵动大家的情绪。当然,杨宗纬是不能被淘汰的。淘汰了他,我们看谁去?但是杨宗纬也很聪明,拒绝了挽留就退出了,没有给什么机会将自己可能‘顺理成章’地被淘汰掉。但当时他的人气已经很旺盛了。《超级星光大道》当然得再找人签约…只可惜随着杨宗纬跑掉了,而这时节目出现了一个小危机,因为杨宗纬走了,而《超级星光大道》除了杨宗纬外的最好歌手却是萧敬腾。

当然萧敬腾却不是星光帮的…

也就是说,剩下来的参赛者其实不够看。因为大家都知道了有强实力的萧敬腾,而那剩下来的参赛者没有人能够抗衡萧敬腾的实力。

所幸制作单位还继续叫杨宗纬回来,让观众期待着他的赛外表现,缅怀一下先前的激战。

[萧敬腾对战杨宗纬:并非势均力敌。]说白了,其实挑战赛出现了两个很强的挑战者,但萧敬腾之所以能脱颖而出,完全是因为他够大胆。也不知道是谁教他的,居然把《背叛》改唱了。老男人也喜欢改唱歌曲,但在死板呆滞的新加坡,这样唱不是‘乱唱’就是算‘唱错’。当然,老男人本身是‘管他的,爱谁谁’啦~

如果在杨宗纬和萧敬腾之间,就《新不了情》的那场,我觉得萧敬腾其实是胜了杨宗纬。萧敬腾的唱歌的确是在唱歌,而却感觉浑厚浓郁,可以达到所谓的百听不厌。杨宗纬的实力就达不到。虽然杨宗纬也很努力而也加进了‘特殊’attack,但是《新不了情》这首歌讲究的是感觉,而不是取巧。无论是歌词或者歌的寓意,其实萧敬腾的唱法感觉才对。

‘心若倦了,泪也干了…’杨宗纬的attack那么激动,把那种华丽的心伤搞到…曲意都乱了。结果居然还胜出。老男人难免纳闷。萧敬腾在这场输得真是冤枉。哈哈哈~

但萧敬腾输,老男人也当然预料到了…呵呵呵~

当然,白痴都知道萧敬腾的表现太强,结果就被签去了。呵呵呵~此乃任人唯贤也。

是啊,老男人比较喜欢萧敬腾的唱歌,而且他的华丽演绎实在是老男人很欣赏的。杨宗纬反而逊色不少。但是技巧上面,杨宗纬肯定比较厉害。但萧敬腾其实也不用tmd那么多技巧。好听就是好听。在外形上面,萧敬腾其实马辫子好啊,为什么剪了个那么没有特色的短发?

不过《超级星光大道》后,萧敬腾在某次的节目演唱时,唱法和比赛时完全不同,咬字虽然清楚了,但这样比较难听,完全没有感觉。这样的话还不如比赛时那样唱不是更好?

其实《背叛》那首歌,曹格和杨宗纬都别难过,更别为此‘炒’得天翻地覆,因为《背叛》是萧敬腾唱得最好。他的音律拉得tmd厉害。老男人是佩服得五体投地。

[《超级星光大道》二届的缺点]反正是期望越大失望更大。《超级星光大道–二届》不单过早举办,而且当观众无可厚非的会拿一届高手去和二届比时,二届的开场就死在不会变通。其实在初选比赛时,陶子应该找回一届的相应选手一个个和二届的比以便在节目中马上删选进入十八强。观众要看的就是一和二届的比拼,因为观众的心理时刻就是在拿他们作比较。

所以一开始不叫一届的的歌手回来淘汰二届的歌手,反而还依重点让评判批评,新意尽失之余,大家由于在一届时已经有了对批评和判断歌手一般的认识,对于来来去去的几种批评早就习以为常,没什么新鲜感。所以二届一开始就没什么突破的话,第一印象就几乎算是完蛋了。

当观众已经大概知道会走什么样的套路时,《超级星光大道》很容易就成了另一场平淡无奇的歌唱比赛。

所以,陶大姐必须了解到观众对萧敬腾那位参赛友人(好像是什么Yu Ming的)的态度是应该怎样的。既然大家都认为制作单位一定会尝试拿他做卖点,‘卖’得不够火候就完蛋了。当然,那位友人如果不如萧敬腾明显的厉害,以他为节目重点就是个大差错。因为萧敬腾其实已经算是一般上的终极实力了,那位友人除非能够明显的突破,否则节目必须以另外一种形式引进整批二届选手;因为在一和二届相隔那么短时间内,观众不可能接受同等或次等的实力为卖点。

二届应该把杨宗纬和萧敬腾找回来踢馆,当裁判,或甚至当二届的‘导师’;也就是让杨宗纬和萧敬腾各自保教一名选手。如此一来,这两个二届选手就会得到观众的关注,而节目也就有了新的压轴。最后就让两名‘弟子’对抗,胜者则和杨宗纬或萧敬腾对抗。那么不论谁赢,二届的节目将无可厚非的进入新高潮。

二届没能完美利用一届的声势就只能变成二届的声势和一届的对抗。其结果就是削落了《超级星光大道》的感觉。

[《超级星光大道》总结篇]老男人可以很恳切地这么说,这个歌唱比赛实在难能可贵,估计新加坡新传媒根本没有这种才能能够达到这种水准。我从来没有想过有什么人能把歌唱比赛搞到那么好的。其实,这么办一届的想法老男人年轻的时候也想过。很高兴终于能够看到这样的比赛。

更高兴的是,一届比赛能够幸运的挖出一个唱功如此成熟的新人和一个唱腔那么有格调和韵味的天才。其实也就是因为有着两个高手,整个比赛才有意思。唱歌啊,本来是舒心养神随意自如的事儿。《超级星光大道》的比赛能够让歌手以自己独特的方式K出自己的个性,这节目真不是盖的。

看到一届的歌手把唱歌的精神领会到了,难免让人热血沸腾。哈哈哈~

不过有一点老男人必须表态的…唱片老男人不会去买。因为实力还有待观察。但是杨宗纬若和萧敬腾登台演出,办演唱会,有机会老男人肯定捧场。呵呵呵~

Mein Kampf SS: Aliens Vs Scope.

Part One: The Dawn of Salvation

[Adolf Hitler: I fucked Europe!] Many years back in Germany, a murderous scoundel by the name of Adolf Hitler wrote his first book serving his terms in a cozy prison: Mein Kampf.

As various history texts pointed out, Hitler hated the Jews; and when he came to power, by hook or crook, he exterminated them as if the gardener were pounding on the pests. Hitler was literally an artist forced by situation, forced into extremism and he started the Europe’s most destructive force: The Nazis.

He took his extremism into politics. He took his humiliations, his sufferings, his pains, his losses, his great artistic passion of rage and pour into Facism, and greeted the cold, cruel and silly world that had stood immaturely in his path.

The cruel world had no passion to Hitler; Hitler had no passion for the cruel world. And he moved to ravage Germany to the near destruction of Europe.

Hitler was crazy. But if he wasn’t crazy, his deeds would not be so crazy to worth a note in history. A crazy world befits a crazy Hitler, vice versa.

Had the snobbish German cared more about this artist struggling in the streets of Germany, they could have helped produced a fine German painter. The Jews in the richer class couldn’t have imagined the power hidden within this man that they had helped nurtured could become their greatest nightmare.

“Oh~ What can a lousy tiny artist do…”

The course of history could have been averted with much smaller gestures, but Europe cared less and paid the heavy price for that.

[Balls Of Fury: Europe burnt.] Hitler’s madness led to hordes of Jews to be shot mercilessly… in Hitler’s revenge towards the cruel world. Rich, powerful, men and women were equal at their final hours as Hitler’s SS rounded them up. Hatred for Hitler was understandable… just as the hatred for the Jews, or… to be more specific, the cold world of Germany to Hitler. The massacre was probably a racial political weapon.

Hitler could have cared less to a world who couldn’t cared more. Assasinations were initiated by the Nazis. Hitler wanted Europe to taste the evil that had been forced upon Germany… and himself.

“You have worshipped devils, now~ be baptised by the flames of war and embrace hell!”

Actually, who is the devil? Hitler? Or the world? Or the snobs? Or… the Jews themselves?

Just as the people cursed Hitler’s insanity which helped to have almost destroyed Europe, the curse of Hitler had been bestowed upon him by the people.

[Sauron: I am only as greedy as Man.] Adolf Hitler, passionate towards a nation, being part of political rallies and offered his courage and life to have won an iron medal; a man of great sentiment, a man with great motivation derived by his passion towards life and arts, but his expectations were bashed in prolonged fashion by the society he had offered his passion, courage and life…

The gods did not claim him.

He was instead transformed into the most fearsome monster to punish the world. Devoured of any more feelings, a satanic creature raised unnoticed among the careless Jews… among the hideous Europeans… And when it waved its full grown claws at the senates, it was too late. And when it flapped its wings for the sky to challenge the gods, wiping out the world was the best sacrifice.

Hitler groaned in defiance… out of his inner strength so deeply cached, so patiently lurking to be unleashed.

He had become a great artist… he painted with the blood of the notorious world, and he created history.

If we say Hitler was wrong… then to these days, our right would have to be producing another Hitler, and another… and another. It will never cease.

Because it is us… who have produced Hitler.

The Jews could have offered so much lesser to have stopped such mayhem… but they had chosen to pay with their blood. When Mein Kampf was first published, who really cared? This will of the gods could have never succeeded without the evil in mankind.

And it was because of this evil in mankind… the gods injected such great dose of poison hoping to neutralise the poisonous minds. Hitler was kind of a victim himself; he was the tool of the gods to white-wash the then pathetic world.

[Buddha also wears Prada…] A Nazi is the sign of Buddhism. In Buddhism, everything is actually emptying out; where a death is prelude to reborn. A Nazi is believed to be able to destroy evil. Since monks are not supposed to kill, when monks do kill to destroy evil, the evil done by the monks is perceived as proper.

We don’t know why Hitler’s Nazis could have used this symbol, the fucking Swastika. But if Buddha were to have been observing Europe back then… he might have wiped up the pests and evil himself, out of his mercy for mankind.

Many people might have thought that perhaps Hitler would be condemned to hell…

But he might be laughing at this world in sufferings from heaven after he had done what he was assigned to do, in the banner of his glaring Nazi sign.

That is but a romantic thought.

But then, the point is… while we fear and curse Hitler, the world never have seemed to have learned from the holocaust. From the most bottom of society, from the darkest alley, from the most impoverished… We may never know if we are grooming Adolf Hitler II.

“It is at the most unexpected of times… that even the tiniest of mortals could have altered history…”

The one who have created Hitler while cursing Hitler is more evil than the one who glorifies Hitler.

We do not glorify Hitler here. Because Hitler is not really our problem. The factory which churns out Hitlers is the major headache. And you might be part of that factory. Then you are the real headache.
Scope and Gillian
[I was intending on something hotter. But I suppose making a CGP using Gillian at this time may be done more… dramatically than, you know, using those sexy pictures released by who-d-fuck-I-can’t-be-bothered-with. So here’s one, as sexy as possible. Whew~ Nice.]

陈冠希的那批艳照是真是假?

最近爆发的演艺界丑闻就属陈冠希的那批涉及张柏芝和Twins的性爱照片最轰动。张钰的‘潜规则’录像曝光还不多久后,娱乐圈背后的真实情况又被高科技朝大众拉近了一大步。

当然,张钰是个小小小演员,而陈冠希和一批女星都是偶像级明星,虽然只是照片曝光却要比中国那些导演的情况还要轰动。

[到底照片是不是移花接木?]类似这类问题也只有我们这类图片玩家或专家才有可能知道或进行权威性的认证;因为我们都是实际操作者,对图改有比较实际的概念。当这类照片流到‘市场’时,经纪人的第一反应就是把矛头指向移花接木:假的。

其实是不是真的不可能以细微的痕迹就查得出来。以老男人的经验,一个很高明的玩家可以简单的以10megapixels像素的材料合成后再化成1.3megapixels的小型文件。如此做法,电脑自动安排画面像素 ,真假就非常难分。这和陈冠希拍摄照片时让手机的电脑计算安排图片文件道理相同:从真人版到1.3甚至2megapixels的数据版。

所以,唯一可以验证的就只有以陈冠希房间布置与拍摄角度来裁定是否真实。房间布置可以移花接木‘设计并制造’出来,但若要以一连串的角度改变那么多物体,那是近乎不可能的。也就是说,我们在观察张柏芝和钟欣桐的艳照时可以用角度来区别到底是真是假。以钟欣桐那组四张照片为例,由于手机或相机的拍摄都会有‘些许物理移动’并因为人物移动时对数据摄录机的捕捉灯光的影响,由这里着手便可以知道一组照片有没有coherent。

张柏芝的照片其实更容易辨别…这是因为某些拍摄角度和其‘性感’神态不会是一般上能轻易取得的材料。特别是其身体的特征。当然,特别是张柏芝照片中头发的处理,因为要处理发丝需要一定的功夫。

至于图片是不是真的,其实没有拿到第一手的图片文件加以分析是根本不好断定的。但是,此类的冲击基本上是大家对于陈冠希对女友们干的‘好事儿’已经烙印在许多人的脑海中。只要和陈冠希扯上关系的女生,大概就会引发众人对该女生和陈冠希的交际行为:性爱。

这类照片若是移花接木的话,有几种可能:

(一) 到陈冠希家取景。这么一来,那位玩家必定和陈冠希认识。

(二) 以制作电影的方式设计陈冠希家的布置。那么能如此工程浩大的陷害,要不就是陈冠希女友方的富爸爸搞破坏,要不就是那位富爸爸的死敌,要不就是某组织的牟利行为。当然三维制作也可以有这种效果。

(三) 天才玩家细心‘画出’所有场景及人物角度。若不是不可能的话,那么也得花好大功夫去‘画’如钟欣桐那组图。此类玩家不但天才,而且简直是超级无聊…到了走火入魔的最高境界。

是不是移花接木?这实在是很有趣的答案,因为老男人也非常好奇。都是玩家,若照片真是移花接木,那么能以如此程度而搞出那么多组照片的,实在了不起。

[三级图片的女主角们就玩完了?]从娱乐圈的角度来看,就算钟欣桐真的劈开双腿露出密林一片的宝地供陈冠希探索玩赏,这未必就是钟欣桐的演艺末路。其实,如果这样就能玩完了,成龙早就完蛋了;钟丽缇也早就完蛋了;舒琦也早就完蛋了。而现在许许多多的中国艺人导演都完蛋了…

这不过是心态问题。

在娱乐圈的男男女女,很多都是江湖儿女,很少有似刘亦菲或陈惠琳这般强力背景的;尤其是现在的娱乐圈。以现在的资深明星艺人,大多数都拍过三级片,传过绯闻,甚至光明正大地搞同性恋者大有人在。在日本近期,就有AV女在偶像影片中挑大梁当女一号。

演艺圈是社会潮流的带动,所以未必社会保守,钟欣桐就会完蛋…当然,这不是说‘无爱性交’(aka滥交)是个良好的风气。但事实上,徐若萱还是偶像艺人,而且还红到日本拍健康家庭剧。徐MM过去不也是奶头尽露屁股上镜?这种事儿虽然看起来会有影响,但实际上还是得看幕后老板的。当然,若是真的,谁都没想到钟欣桐那么滥交随便。唉~

不过话说回来,实际上,若女艺人不那么的随便把两腿张开,那么有时候连只鸭子都懒得理她们。当然,虽然陈冠希这样拍的癖好有那么个厚颜无耻,但也实在是艳福不浅。连新加坡第一bimbo‘下雪’MM都在对他的宝贝长度那么的激动,更别说是其他名不经传的圈内小娘们。在现在的北方娱乐圈,不搞‘插插游戏’(亦XX游戏)就甭巴望着关系,那想红也就想都别想了。

不少名流都喜欢搞小女星,办什么性派对。缺少了满脑子明星梦的美女自甘堕落,这派对找谁开去?没有名流插爽了丢个面子,难道等天公掉下馅饼…

所以钟欣桐或张柏芝也未必会那么就玩完的。就算是真的,不过是成也XX,继续也XX,打翻身战。毕竟给陈冠希玩或给什么导演或大老板,基本上本质都是一样。清纯路线也是拍戏拿钱,成熟路线也是拍戏拿钱,只是心态不同而已。会不会真的完蛋,那实在是言之过早。

不过钟MM和谢女士,老男人衷心希望都能看开一点儿。

周星星当年不是和张柏芝拍过那个《戏剧之王》?戏里的张柏芝是个婊子,最后结局时还不是和周星星一起演舞台剧?现在只不过是滥交…就当作是真人版《戏剧之王》算了。结尾还是个演员。

[杯弓蛇影,草木皆兵]对于钟欣桐的遭遇,老男人相信圈内大有人在。什么和王子,高官,名流或什么东东插来插去的比比皆是。欣桐的姐妹似乎也受影响,而下一个露底的婊子到底会是谁,那就是我们旁观者最好奇的东东了。相信杂志社也有不少人在期盼着谁啊谁的手机坏了去修理或一下两下不见了,搞到更多轰动的花边新闻出炉。如此有个好处,那就是这类暴料就因为太多而变得没什么价值。

如此一来,为了首批受害者,我们还真应该鼓励更多的‘陈冠希’道义上地把手机捐出来。

这件事儿还让老男人有了些意外的收获…咱‘下雪’MM只留意到了陈冠希的小弟弟,但老男人却注意到了…原来张柏芝的屁股还真够料哟!平时看张柏芝,嘿~好像瘦巴巴的…若照片属实,那老男人真是有欠柏芝女士公道呀!真是看走了眼咯~!说实在的,张柏芝那销魂的脸色又似乎吃过了什么药…

但疑点是,为什么照片中的张柏芝好似是给陈冠希当玩具?照理由没必要为陈冠希镜头有那么多AV的poses。这点老男人就不明白了。这个面子也给得太大了哦~不解啊不解!也许是老男人还没有碰到那么的尤物吧…可惜。

废话就不必多说了…眼下的会是哪位玉女将登场,那就是令人相当期待的。人生苦短,生活苦闷,她们不入地狱,假道学的市井之徒又从何发泄那埋葬了千年的变态倾向?坦白说,就算图片是假的,总会有为恐天下不乱的英雄和一大群在幕后起哄的死跑龙套的会天天盼夜夜想哪个淫娃荡女最受落…否则那些乱其八糟的淫媒上哪儿捞钱去?

哦~听说陈冠希已经朝美国跑路去了!?美国是著名的性开放天堂,在80年代就出产了不少单亲妈妈。地方是选对了,这证明陈帅哥还是有IQ的。而到了那里其能不能再接再厉那就得看陈GG的女友们的表现了。希望那个宾拉登别不识趣。这个时候又弄几架飞机去捣乱。就算要炸也别把陈冠希的手机给毁咯!那可是宝贵的娱乐圈历史材料啊!众美女最销魂的一瞬间怎好就随机灰飞烟灭呢?

浪费哟!大浪费哟!!!

这样的,身为男人,老男人对冠希兄弟钩女的记录实在是相当的佩服的。此犹如滔滔江水,黄河泛滥亦当然欣羡不已。陈冠希不愧是我们男人的骄傲,我们男人的表率,我们男人中的男人;因为他证明了女人在数百万年的进化后…依然还是那么的白痴。哦~女人,你们的名字就叫弱者。

其实,应该叫弱智是不是比较恰当?

当然,身为全球上亿华人的其中一个老八卦…老男人觉得与其那样吊着市民胃口,让阴谋者痛快,不如陈冠希自己就把剩下的美女一一列出来算了。那样比较有效率。何必让人猜,而搞到女星们个个避谣自危?太冗长了…其实如此一来,若当中包括了什么小明星,那她们也就可以一夜成名了!何乐而不为呢?

值得考虑哦~
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[Before a CGP is created, this one depicts the raw photos to which Scope becomes anything with possibly anyone appearing alongside. Very few CGPs had Scope smiling, making this two photos rather exotic. But the CGPs created may have a smile of a much varied feel of Scope. Not as handsome as Edison, but that obviously doesn’t matter.]
[移花接木这种事儿…]老男人除了是全球数一数二的八卦之外,也是搜狐‘移花接木’博客的开山始祖。虽然性质不同(所以有了CGP的名词)但是技术都是一样的,只是老男人不敢自称绝顶高手。论高手,效果而言,中国的小胖弟弟当之无愧。当然,若论‘玩’,老男人则是不亚于彼的。

其实运用这门技术是可以做很多事儿的。创意之无限惟因一个图改所给予的空间。当然,双刃之刀可以开创天下奇妙亦可以荼毒生灵。老实说,刀是一样的刀,人却是不同的人;故用法别之则不足为奇。

世上有邪恶,当然有正派的。老男人就是正派的。

所以刀在我手上,当千变万化,奇妙有趣,思人所不思,为人所不为,而立于清高之地,天长地久,开创美丽景象。

而到了别人手上…此刀则成了嗜血之利器,为财夺人前程,为利不择手段。

老实说,要‘移花接木’钟欣桐一丝不挂服侍老男人,这还不简单?哈哈哈~但是玩家也有玩家的道义和‘行规’。图改可以性感,不能淫荡龌龊下流无耻。图改女性,可以把其塑造成妩媚万千,性感迷人,但不能三点尽露,明显有侮辱之意。

以前有娱乐公司老总就问老男人,怎的别人都‘恶搞’(图改)别人,你却连自己也‘恶搞’?老男人回曰,如此表我清白乎。其实回复没那么文绉绉的,但意思就是既然没人会对自己恶意,把自己加进去就不会有那么多不必要的误会。可谓要搞一起搞,要玩一起玩,老男人的图改作风向来如此,光明正大的一门艺术。我敬此道故设己其中也。

其实,老男人毕竟是新加坡人,虽然有别于一般新加坡人而多了那么点文化气息,老男人博客在设计上还是很关注法律的。所以,这个博客的设计其实暗藏玄机,看起来和下雪MM的博客一般招摇臭屁,但实在是守备森严。

[图改的法律小常识]说到移花接木,就这起轰动娱乐圈的事件而言,在法律上乃至在道德上是难以令人接受的。若照片是图改而成,那么本意若是以假乱真而欲以此牟利,那是不行的。以此牟利的后果,自然也包括肖像的使用权。所以有一组陈惠琳性感照片在杂志上出现过,那图改者涉及肖像权的法律义务,因为图片以陈惠琳为卖点而实际获利,利润本身应该属于陈惠琳;故,对陈惠琳就造成了损失。

所以玩家切忌以此牟利。

若钟欣桐和陈冠希这类口交照片属虚,除了触犯淫秽罪,还涉及诽谤和肖像权的问题。虽然照片拥有权归于制造者(图改师傅),然而若无明确标明使用肖像用途而打算以假乱真以此牟利,那材料(肖像)就有价了。就好像某医院出版了宣传单,而用了王雅婕美女的肖像试图向市民取利,那么就成了未经授权而以王MM(肖像)招生意。因为本没有此合作合同,而重要的是,王MM的生计(职业)原本就是包括出卖肖像使用权的,医院必定败诉。

如此接下来就有趣了。

若不是为了牟利,一般上玩家都应该使用明星名人的肖像。名人的本质是公众人物,明星的职业也是为公众人物;所谓名满天下自是谤满天下,市井小百姓从人类会说话开始就对名人很自然的会评头论足。也就是这自然的社会定律,介于社会身份,玩家不应该以陌生路人的脸搞入图改作品中为重点;如此一来则很可能会成为人身攻击。因为那个人是没有必要出现的。毕竟以图代字,见仁见智,没必要涉险招麻烦。当然,除非涉及的乃与己有关联人士。

[既然是假的,必须明显是假的。]当然图改的用途非常广泛,甚至可以拿来伪造文件。既然官方文件都可以伪造,那伪造的文件若标明了‘伪造’那就行了。图改也是一样,只要发源地明显显示图片本质,那就成了。也可以如此说,图片随时坦诚是假的,那么就没有所谓的蓄意欺骗,只要不用以牟利,用途光明正大,问题不大。

若陈冠希这些照片不淫秽,而图改师又在图片中,图改师本身就是很明显的‘此乃图改杰作’标示,也是作品负责人;是真大方任人查询,也就没有什么误会为前提,既然毫无恶意,便无犯罪可言。其实伪钞只要不流通,却也是件件艺术品(如同钞票橡皮擦等等),只是一般国家都有明文规定不得制出伪钞实体,尽管只作收藏之用。

[性爱照片感想]这回的破坏力对钟欣桐应该是相当可观的。毕竟钟MM形象极为讨好,若是真的滥交,实在遗憾…遗憾的是怎的对象不是老男人啊?!老男人虽然丑,但偶很温柔;最重要的是,我不会拍摄性交为留念。就算MM强烈要球拍摄,老男人也不会笨到存在手机中。所以,各位亮丽的MM们可以优先考虑老男人。哈哈哈哈哈~

相信很多民众会很奇怪,为什么陈冠希能和那么多美妹胡搞乱搞…其实这种事儿在圈内司空见惯。别说陈冠希是帅哥,其实很多发明星梦的女生都上小星探的床,而被假星探骗财骗色的报道时有所闻,何况陈西瓜又是偶像明星,加上他背后的关系,趋之若鹜之流大有人在啦~所以梦想进入娱乐圈的美女们,老男人还是劝各位三思再三思。上床不一定成得了明星,下床了谁也未必记得你。

几年前,郭富城不也被暴料上酒店想和谁啊谁上床,接着还传‘攻入’日本藤原纪香的套房?

现在郭富城还不是戏照拍,舞照跳~?

男人女人的天职就是搞在一起;这是自然定律。不过,人类的性爱都是在山洞或房间内搞的,而不是暴露在众目睽睽中的。所以当名人还真是麻烦。呵呵呵呵~不过陈冠希比起马国的那位菜鸟部长,那简直就是害羞西瓜对上了厚颜菜鸟。人家西瓜一吃几名美女,个个年轻漂亮万人迷,事发了马上飞到美国;这菜鸟部长居然脸皮当防弹衣用,估计也会给陈西瓜这样的衷告:你的错是在你老是用同个内存!我的错是在我老是用同间套房…

当然,菜鸟有没有老是用同一条安全套…那就得看他环不环保了。呵呵呵~

不管照片是不是真的…

娱乐圈的作爱滥交和做戏烂片似乎成了正比。

哦~也许陈冠希家的风水不好。下次玩女人是不是先搞定一下风水呢?在下强烈要求,为了影像效果,建议陈帅哥下回拍摄别再用手机了。最近有那个HD手提录像机,听说还有100兆内存啊!为了我们普罗大众的福利,期待有画面更加清晰的美女销魂照。

陈冠希fuck事件后记:
[Upgraded版:6/2/2008.]
最近娱乐圈还是相当有趣的。小人哪,性交易呀,现在还有个喜欢自拍和女星做爱的陈冠希,那可真是热闹咯!而现在,最令人羡慕的除了陈冠希外,就是能一览那千余张女星滥交照的司法单位。呵呵呵呵~

你不想看么?哈哈哈哈哈~

当然,香港民众对于检举发放源头自然不满啦~

其实,这里有两个课题…既然淫照属实,那么辨方的立场若没有以此要挟获利,那就是‘揭发性’行为。由于陈冠希是偶像,这叫做为不误导群众而传播‘证据’的义举。这个和自卫伤人或杀人的性质大同小异。虽然的确可以传播猥亵照被提控,但这个case涉及的是公众利益,而非单纯的一般私下报复+勒索行为。所以结果必须看那几个源头如何抗辩。

‘我没错,照片都是真的~!我只是为广大市民在揭发真像!’

当然,这不是一般商业传播。所以,就咱们海外人士而言,这起案件就在测试香港司法成熟与公正的情况了。毕竟娱乐圈里面的高官搞女星,大老板包养小明星,乃至搞gay等等几乎是司空见惯的。甚至商业性质AV片都有。Fuck几个女星的照片…很大不了吗?陈冠希(guan xi=>关系;故,发生‘关系’事件。)fuck女星和AV片陌生人fuck女星,有很大的分别吗?导演看,大老板看,普罗大众也看…

话又说回来,照片获得的途径又是一个问题。在这里,源头就难以抗辩了。因为触犯的是商业信任罪。陈冠希的电脑是给商业单位维修的,里面的资料纯属个人所有。照片既然不是在公共资源处(open resource)而是陈冠希的个人电脑,那么维修员没有权益占为己有。现在部分照片发到网上,就变成了公共资源传播开来…连新加坡也传得乱七八糟的。呵呵呵呵~

如此行为就是违法侵占或干脆些就是盗取他人物件。在法律上,这是个牢狱之灾。

当然,以上是如果照片并非移花接木。因为移花接木的照片必须不能看到私处,不能看到奶头。如新加坡当局在色情漫画部分加上‘黑胸罩’一般,主人公至少要有‘胸罩’或是什么遮挡私处。不管你画的是谁或你edit的是什么,原则上,一丝不挂是不行的。当然,若对象是个三级明星,或基本上公认的不穿衣服,或者在戏里面的尺度有很大空间,那就有例外。

基本上的性质,就如孙耀威说的,不这样艺人怎么红?娱乐圈老板过去搞什么荧幕情侣,裤子不小心掉下,和某某君到什么客房等等花边,基本上是真是假都无所谓。娱乐圈就是这样的。所以这起案子,在很大程度上受到海内外的关注。因为香港在回归后,到底能不能维持一定的司法成熟度,那是很值得关注的。

其实揭发性的行为虽然不算犯法,反而值得鼓励,但在揭发性的行为下,而能不能‘取用’陈冠希的照片就需要case-by-case了。基本是这样的,陈冠希要是和未成年女星做爱,陈冠希犯法了,源头以彼之茅攻彼之盾简直是无可厚非的社会责任行为。但问题就是,陈冠希在玩弄阿娇的下体时,阿娇已经成年,而且这个‘game’是阿娇情愿的。阿娇情愿被玩,那是自主的意愿,所以不能合理的‘取’走证物。

但是换一个社会角度的观点,陈冠希虽然没有犯罪,当花花公子的确没犯法,但由于陈冠希是偶像为职业…这几个源头若是为了保护广大女星的利益,保护天下父母的女儿免被陈冠希猎取,那么连盗取也变成如同自卫伤人一样的行为。虽然非法盗取,而且是盗取的是淫秽物件(但出品人是陈冠希),传播的自然是淫秽物件,但这和社会因为自卫而伤陈冠希性质有异曲同工之效。那如果法律是保护社会的话,那源头就肯定脱罪。因为他们原本就没有犯罪意图(勒索,牟利)。

不过…如果传播淫秽罪是个刑事罪…那么按照规范…那也就看法官是个什么样的人。在新加坡的话,如果严禁吸咽,禁就是禁。除非吸烟是为了国家利益,比如某人为了窃取机密,吸烟混进吸烟的损国者范围,当然就无罪啦~

而陈冠希把美妹并非什么关乎国家利益的东东。所以盗取的问题,估计要看源头如何抗辩了。

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