Ministry Of Love And Justice

So what you are not rich? So what you are ordinary? Basic principle: It’s up to how you choose it to be. Scope is here to give you a fighting chance.

Hey you!

If you are hardcore desperate because you just cannot find a girlfriend or you look at the juicy girl you dream of but you just can’t do anything but stare at her secretly in your tiny ego and desperation so that somebody else comes by and brings her home…

If you want to quit being a loser of love, Scope can help you.

You can pay $10,000 for a Vietnam bride, or you can pay$10,000 learning how to fish yourself.

But let me tell you something, you’d find having many women tiring. And I am not talking about the ugly fatties… I am talking about lovely-looking women. So before you decide to change your love life from nothing to too much excitment, you think properly before you email Scope.

Let Scope just be frank: You don’t need to be half the millionaire to attract women.

Do not contact Scope on behalf of your sons. They must make the choice themselves, there’s the only basic principle here.

All emails not with the title ‘I need a lover!’ can be flushed out as spams, so please email me with this title. And please tell me about yourself, your location and your love misery.

The fee is S$10,000.

If you are a low income earner, Scope’d help you with a lower rate if you can show me how poor you are.

This service comes in two parts: 1. Talk show, 2. Action.

We’d basically talk first, like classroom lessons on romance, then Scope’d bring you to the field for the real thing.

Scope.

Fate has made the arrangement… love is in the air… But Scope knows you can get pretty stucked, especially when the girl is just that special.

But no matter how much you like her… you can wait forever if you don’t make the move. And she’d be just gone. And your life will never be the same again.

Actually, you are not a womanizer, you are just too serious, and you are trying to make sense of ’should be’ or ’shouldn’t be’ amidst your confusion and fear of being rejected. But when has love been rational?

Maybe it’s time you get some help. Email Scope, and don’t worry about the silly fee. Arrangement can always be flexible.  Love makes Man great. So what you are only that ordinary? Every man has a girl or more out there waiting, authorised by fate… and fuck care social norms. You are a man, not a programmed robot. And you only live once.