If You Can Live Forever, What Do You Live For?

[If only CIA is really that intelligent... The agency makes a great ingredient for movies, plenty of mysteries, the aliens of the world, and put it this way... Just cool. When you can live forever, you'd know why God wants mankind in hell. God doesn't need CIA, because angels are already inflitrating this hideous world, and heaven is closed. God is the biggest stakeholder in disasters, but CIA can't nose around God... So man prays.]

Power allows mortals alot of things, you know… to steal, to rob, to kill, to bully… and last but not least, to have it lost.

This is the Ministry of Love And Justice, of course it lives forever for love and justice. Scope decides not to post the part about his fortune telling story, but he is in a pretty bad mood.

He likes ‘Twlight’ but this sensual statement is about asking you: Do you love vampires?

I was reading Zaobao.com and come across a news regarding Minister Mentor’s encouragement to new migrants about the economic performance Singapore can expect. I have no reaction to the news… Simply, what do I expect I to say?#1 The government is full of the best-of-the-best scholars, and everything they know. So Scope always play the clapping part when I come across chim chim news. Like this do, you offend no one… and we can go on shopping for cheap luxuries in town later.

Hurray! Economic crisis is in town!#2

Long time never being to Xiaxue’s blog, and I was drooling at those Lumix as well. However, no matter how she promoted Lumix, Scope is buying a HD video camera… Look at it this way, baby Xiaxue… a few hundreds more and you can get a Panasonic HD new version camera. And you can shoot pretty backsides with it, you can play the backsides video with it, and it’s HIGH DEFINITION backsides you’d be getting!

Goes very well also with my 1080p LCD somemore, so can anyone sponsor a Quad Core 2.66 4mb ATI-card system… Then I can be on my way to do some videos… on blue screens somemore! Scope is so fucking excited.

Xiaxue’s site also mentioned this fella… who like fucked 30 girls#3 in two months and went on papers to want teach Singaporeans how… Xiaxue never mentioned the name but I knew the girl she is refering to is probably Dawn Yang#4. LOL~ And what’s so surprising? That Ah Tian just shared the same girl with a dead SAF scholar as reported. I mean he is teaching us how to fish for universal chio boos (Singlish: Pretty females) who are shared among guys? Keep the money, just wait for your turn at pubs or functions for the same girls…

And this Ah Tian like also now in Today’s Column talking about his expertise… I thought the dead SAF scholar got Dawn Yang first… and how come Tom Yam likes man who go around boasting to have 30 women in two months… LOL~

Titillating… If I generous type, I go Geylang I’d have more…

Ah Tian boy boy, normal girls where got jump boats like changing underwears? Maybe he thinks PM Lee prefers this sort of chio boos… for Singaporeans. LOL~

I think Xiaxue’s blog getting more boring… and maybe she’d curse Scope if she reads this but… Damn, she’s getting so boring.#5 Xiaxue MM, you can do better than that lah! She used to be very funny one, maybe the pale face has educated her wrong way. It’s so boring I see the S$10,000 cheque in her blog my eyes still can’t 见钱眼开 (Chinese Bochap Translation:  See Money Eye Opens).

Anyway, I also read Tom Yum’s blog after I finished with Xiaxue’s… Still very hollow, but nice pieces of USA. Thanks to the Wire God, with internet you can see other countries’ pictures easily. The thing I like about Tom Yum’s blog is you get to sometimes see many sexy USA babes.

Before I go reservist#6, I am about dry as to what to blog rubbish about… Then a ‘Lynn’ dropped by talking about ERC and Andy Ong’s blog. The only thing I know about Andy Ong is what Lynn mentioned, ‘over-promised + under-delivered’, or simply misrepresentation, and the infamous legal threat. You promised 10,000:1 contrast ratio, I expect not 9,999:1 contrast ratio, else… deal’s off,  I want my money back.

If anyone wants to trust this chap, go ahead.#7

Nowadays, Singapore is full of such notorious happenings… Sim Lim is packing a whole bunch of them as well. The shop owner who lied about the mere 700:1 ratio told me:  I don’t teach my son to be so rude. I feel like telling him: You are teaching your son to cheat and expect nice nice reaction?! I pity his son to have such a ridiculous father.#8

Singapore, getting super ridiculous~

Please Lynn who-the-fuck, please don’t associate me with Andy Ong. I am a good guy.#9

For love, and for justice.

《七龙珠Evolution》：超失败之作。

最近看了《七龙珠Evolution》，感觉是这回FOX的钱是不是被吃掉了……#10这部片子只能以‘高级垃圾’为说法。FOX到底是怎么回事儿？难道公司就那么多闲钱去砸？现在金融危机，资金紧缩，FOX还不如拿钱去放贷购产算了。老男人出了名的就事论事，也不是针对周星驰，这部片明眼人看了就知道根本就是部乱七八糟的烂片。如果有人敢挑战老男人拍一部来比较优劣，老男人敢拿钱就拍。

演员挑选全部错误，比克大魔王的造型也是乱七八糟；你看那个大魔王的腹肌……根本就是给模具公司捞油水的杰作，真是特别‘假’。连大魔王脸上两条出名的东东都没有看到，而且演悟空的那个演员根本就没演技。这很奇怪，难道监制周星驰没教导吗？至于剧情……根本就是乱来。这次FOX的投资很有商业原则，请来了那么多名人包括周润发演一部那么重量级的题材，拍出了世纪烂片。当然，老男人怎么可能花钱去看？

其实预告片时看了一下就知道功底了。那个‘乐平’也超不适合。

看到片子的科技效果，老男人知道FOX这次投资不小，但看到素质，老男人怀疑背后的资金流向……在中国，各种的资金三减七扣后到了片子中的还能有多少？从薪酬到伙食扣下来的钱就能饱了个数万计元。这次《七龙珠Evolution》剧情很肤浅，特技一般般，效果差不多，演员阵容薄弱……连那几个大魔王的小妖也看得出有水分。小妖在原作中是直接吐出来的，在片子中却是抽血加工后出来的。那出现的过程也超级‘80年代’：一阵烟雾，一个套着模具出现的临时演员，和一些不成熟的动作。

这个导演FOX是上哪儿找来的？

现在张纪中的剧集都没那么烂的出场。这还算是大电影的素质吗？#11

老男人直接就说了，演员阵容首先就应该如下：
1. 龟仙人   光头佬麦嘉、反町隆史；
2. 孙悟空 林志颖、織田裕二；
3. 琪琪       黄圣依、田中丽奈；
4. 乐平       周杰伦、陈国坤；
5. 比克       陈冠希、阿布宽；
6. 达尔       周星驰、梁朝伟；
7. 布玛       张柏芝、黑木瞳；
8. 牛魔王   林子聪、吉田新太；
9. 孙悟饭   午马、小金井明……

以如上的安排，其实比较妥当，当政治上就有点儿麻烦。周星驰和黄圣依水火不容，陈冠希和张柏芝也不能排在一起。这就是圈内的现实。就算安插角色，很多因素会有不同的影响。其实《七龙珠Evolution》没必要说太多，大家看一下就知道了。大家也应该明白为什么世上会那么多烂片，甚至‘卖座’的烂片。田启文或许觉得只要卖座的就是好片……但事实确实并非如此。《环珠格格》是个卖座的题材，但一受到‘干预’，演员阵容换了，那还是好片吗？又比如许多人因为好奇心去看了的新加坡《十二莲花》，接着拍的也是类似影片却明显不卖座。《十二莲花》真的是好片吗？《蜘蛛侠》从美国到受限重重并严重排外的中国再到新加坡，难道就和《钱不够用》因卖座就一样或更好素质吗?

老男人很厌恶这类思维，但片子毕竟拍出来是为了大家认同并以买票支持的。然而，有些片子的受关注并非新片时期最好。这和潮流相当有关。所以投资拍片的哲学其实不简单的。

不过最近确实有比较好的作品，就顺道提提。

巫婆山：这部片子听说是旧故事翻拍。我个人觉得其实还好啦~只是片子中的The Rock终于找到了自己适合的表演方式。其实这部片子有很多是80年代的情节，包括有一段外星朋友握着大家的手挡子弹。那是80年代‘有意义’的拍摄手法，但根本就不合逻辑。而且那个敌对的外星人若按照小男孩儿的超能力，根本就注定失败。但要到了结尾小男孩才打胜了。要是小女孩用超人力其实也可以赢。综合来说，这部片子还行。

Knowing：这部片子有几处过于冗长沉闷，但基本上表演素质不低，情节也相当好。最后很感人，也看到了阿当和夏娃。我个人认为它在这个时候放映基本上是相当不错的时机。内容和尼古拉斯的演技是这部片子的卖点。综合来说，近期要看就一定看这片子。

Confession of a Shopaholic：这其实是部很可惜的作品。原因非常简单，这部片子很好，虽然演员应该算是三流，演技也很明显不是很成熟，但女主角虽然没期望中的漂亮，可表现相当的好。故事的内容也非常的不错，这闹剧虽然有以上的弱点却表演得很自然得体。最可惜的部分其实就是宣传，因为此故事本身一般在先天上不吸引眼球。老男人觉得这部片可以和《Knowing》平起平坐。所以你不去看就很可惜了。

Twilight：这是部小规模投资但绝对值得花钱入场甚至买片子收藏的作品。不过片子虽然综合上还好，但问题也是相当严重的。它在前一部分确实处理得不错，不过后面就比较弱。它最好的片段就是打球那段。那个女演员准备投球的镜头处理得很好，姿势也相当帅，音乐效果也非常不错。可以说是近几年少有的一流片段。不过……在对峙的时候，那表演就处理得相当低俗。除非当时有很强的面部CG处理效果，那种好似野兽般的对峙就显得很没taste。过后的追逐片段也相当弱，和剧集素质差不多。最惨的就是最后男主角和对手作战那场。由于男主角本身的超能力，观众相对的期望也相当大，但对战时效果明显薄弱，攻略没完善发挥其僵尸超能力的表现。结果后来变成了群殴一只僵尸。这样就削弱了后期的效果。结尾那么平淡就变成了虎头蛇尾。很可惜啊！但相对近期的电影，《Twlight》算是出类拔萃的了。

 最近还有一部是什么《街头霸王-春丽篇》吧……没看，因为看了片花，知道不必浪费钱。也就是如此老男人才看了《Confession of a Shopaholic》；所以我非常为《Confession of a Shopaholic》感到可惜，因为她的片花和海报设计影响了它的宣传效果。当然，我不可能去买票看《七龙珠Evolution》。太差劲了；所以在橱窗看看也就是了。

Gary Ng: The Fucker Who Places Girls Naked To You.

Didn’t Scope ever say… Girls are pretty stupid, and ole Gary Ng GG only helps make it obvious that yes… Local girls are stupid, and sexually generous without needing the element of love#12. So that explains why Scope has no interest in local girls#13. Don’t be sad, bimbos… You always have Ah Tian and Gary Ng at your fucking service.

Any age, any type of holes, anyohow and anywhere, you can simply fuck a local girl if you are not so picky#14… You don’t need to be Edison or as picky as him whose favorite hobby is to get Cecilia and other stars#15 to lick his ‘that thing’. Or in Simplyjean’s dictionary… it’s called a ’sausage’. You can succeed even without reading David Tian’s Today column!

If you read online, you’d discover something about this Gary Ng… long face and plain Jane… Oops… plain John. You look at the way he looks and the hair style… nabei~ Like this you think where got girls so stupid want to fuck, then you are fucking wrong! This is the type of sausage many local girls rode on! I can say Gary Ng is blessed with a long face because like that he can minus off the facial factor many guys with complexes take into consideration when drooling at the girls they like. This is called ‘不要脸大法’.

Yes, in Singapore, you’d get girls by being shameless. That’s what Gary Ng has done, that’s how you can approach girls!

Put it this way, scientifically speaking, which normal girl will pick up an ugly doll instead of a cute Hello-Horsey? Even those Hong Kong balls suckers picked a chio Edison with plenty of expensive bracelets waiting to be given out. If those local girls are not stupid, how can Gary Ng get them to ride on him?

This has become a fact, isn’t it? In Singapore, good guys lose the chio boos. If you are thinking too much and too honorably and so die-hard on whether your girl’d like or not, the next moment she’d be riding the sausage of another Gary Ng. This sort of stupidity is why smart and better guys in Singapore can’t figure out about local girls. The more you think the girls are smart, the more you are being fooled#16!

From his cousin to the beer auntie, it’s fucking unlimited.

I made the same, but valuable, mistake when Scope was young. We all fell in love and tried to approach girls thinking too much too honorably when… fuck, all they want is a dickhead… From brainless to socially-brainful university grads, Gary Ng shows you what I’d take 1000 years to knock into Singaporean guys’ numbskulls: Girls are really stupid~

And he doesn’t read David Tian’s to have covered so many hunts… Good job, Gary Ng. This Gary Ng is way better than the chap doing http://womanizing.blogspot.com. Free sex, free AVs, sensational headlines, and what else?

But to claim that he has done a better job than Edison is far-fetched lah~ There must be plenty more unrevealed AVs by Mother-fucker Edison, and Gary Ng… you have got to work much harder. One way to do so is to challenge Ah Tian… I think Gary Ng deserves that column more than Ah Tian. At least Gary has some fucking evidences, Ah Tian only use mouth to talk only. Scope also can talk what~

So dear bloggers who are still scoring 2 or 3, you’ve

underperformed!

Hmm… The world has become pretty crazy somehow.

[Love Doesn't Exist Anymore] I remember when I first met Lih, it was so sweet that when I recall it now… it’s still sweet. And although I messed up I when I encountered Kate, it was also sweet memory. Nowadays,  honor has been a thing of the past. I mean, who still care about old-fashion idea of love and shame in anything…?

It’s like a challenge, a score book, a piece of generic mutations… But girls themselves have a major fault in this because if they don’t fuck those fuckers, without the supply how to accelerate wild demands of such addiction?

The cultural desert… Not surprising. Let’s not deny the greatness of Gary Ng. In what he recounted… his own girls who were foreigners all fucked around behind him. In a land where nobody takes love seriously anymore… How am I to blame this fucker for doing the girls as the girls had enjoyed his sausage?

It’s no farcry that many girls are stupid… Obviously, in this stupidity, it doesn’t matter in local girls or foreign babes.  Some years ago, wives were condemning ‘dragon girls’ for snatching their husbands away. But are the local girls any better? Once the lights are off, be it the beer auntie or the university grad, it’s still the same sausage they were poking themselves with…

This is why Scope prefers sweet memories of local girls and searching for love overseas… In a cultural desert, how much love is still dripping?

You must be an idiot to think Gary Ng can be stopped once he is being exposed… In Singapore, shame doesn’t really matter. We are obviously no short of examples… starting from an apu ne…

Till Gary’s next target is your daughter, maybe shame does matter, after all.

#1 I am proud to be a politically apathetic… Tomorrow is always better than today.

#2 Bochap bochap…

#3 This David Tian even said he was doing so to support PM Lee… LOL~ I believe you…

#4 Is she? Is she? Very funny, why should Singaporeans be chasing after girls who change partners as if changing bras…

#5 Xiaxue really getting pretty boring…

#6 Scope got out-processed the first morning; and that was a right decision because I am more needed elsewhere than lobo-ing in the disgusting field.

#7 I have enough of him. By the look of it, it seems that I am not the only one who have enough of his nonsenses.

#8 I was very nice when I was negotiating with him. Not so nice when I called him about his lies and he actually repeatedly fended with nonsenses… and of course, how nice after these would a rational reply be to him?

#9 What? You expect me to be MP Chan Soo Sen II? You nuts…

#10 Common happenings in China… Those silly investors, they should have invested in Scope’s initiatives instead.

#11 This ‘Dragonballs Evolution’ is a Foxy disaster…

#12 The dollar bill is a general acess code to sexual fun in Singapore… It’s slightly better than prostitution considering the lower risk of sexually transmitted diseases. Forget about love, local girls ain’t the cultured type… You’d just like lecturing Confucius to a pen of cows who are only interested in straws. Show them the chips, a bit of sweet talks, and just fuck off.

#13 What Scope wants in a girl… is hardly what a local girl wants of herself. You can’t marvel at the high divorce rate, because people are naturally married for all the wrong reasons here.

#14 According to Chinese news report on a SIA stewardess’ new book, there is a case mentioned: Local leader fucked SIA stewardess… translated from Mandarin. That’d be big news if you imagine a man wearing White fucking away on a flight… LOL~ Can anyone confirm who was the local leading fucker…? Coincidentally, it was only recently that Singapore’s Minister Mentor raised concerns about moral factor in the future leaders.

#15 Put it this way… when your sex videos make it online, you and your girls could be big stars as well… LOL~ So chill.

#16 Tell me seriously, in a cultural desert girls can’t tell right from wrong, and you expect them to tell which dicks are right for them… Time to quit joking eh?

 

Bloody Hell: Welcome The Slobs.

[There was a baseball scene in 'Twlight', the music is strong, the girl tossing the ball was so fucking cool... Scope just can't help doing nothing about it. If you think this CGP is easy, it's a time-chewer to do. I was pondering about doing a blue glowing pair of eyes when... well, I suppose leaving it this way is much much much better. What do you think? Anyway, it's not up to you... LOL~]

Who in the right mind goes left when everything is right…

The new LCD is now in place, so I can expect more CGPs to come soon. It’s about $270 22″ 1080p, and I can’t afford to wait another 3 months for COMEX since I have a few hundreds of graphics to finish processing. One can’t blame me for being extremely unhappy to the shop owner who sold me 700:1 contrast ratio claiming that product to be 1000:1 then 10,000:1 ratio, and that was at the final day of COMEX! Since he has refunded me in full without the box and more hassle, I’d leave the shop identity out. Actually, Sim Lim is getting a notorious reputation for consumer cheating not unlike what are happening in the private education sector.#1 Not mentioning as well that at least 12 CGPs are on the cards so far.

[As of 26 March 09, this is placed here for the fun of stats for those who love playing with figures. Actually, stats online can't be trusted. That's how Scope sees it.]

Recently, MINDef (A HQ for Singapore Armed Forces) demanded me to go for RT#2 because I failed the IPPT. I was pretty shocked because this will be the first RT and in-camp after so many years since NS. Given the current situation in Singapore, it’s not really conducive to be involved in this. But much as I am reluctant to return to camp that given my overseas dealing which can help me disappear from Singapore till 40yo, as a blogger… it actually thrills to check out a reservist experience#3. But I am still pondering about applying for deferment. NS experience shows me SAF is a dirty hellhole littered with skunks and defiling creatures… But Scope has no idea about doing reservist in SAF.

Should I apply for deferment?

Can somebody up there review the need of RT at least?

Scope has some private matters which require him to be best in Singapore for some time, though he also would like to check all those monies in China’s accounts are safe. From China, you can also check the monies and other accounts in all over the world. Not to say, there are movies to be made…

Half-jokingly, Scope told Jia to just burn down the hospital in Guangzhou. It’s partially a joke because in real, it is actually one viable method of seeking redress in China. And after a few years of Casinos in Singapore, it’d probably be conducive as well for such options to be available here. If Jia’s Dad is really powerful enough, but by the right of way, he’d have to still check with the powers in Guangzhou if the hospital is covered. You just can’t blaze things which are covered, so usually a tea session precedes. Be it Edison’s or Jia’s or whatever injustice, it’s not just about blazing as you like.

I am not talking about MP Seng’s unfortunate event. And Singaporeans should just stay out of what they don’t understand. Is it easy to do business in China? It depends on how you understand it… My uncle turned black face when he presumed during businesses in China is as what the media reported needing alcohol and cigars. I only drank once in Shan Xi where I could have declined if not for the sake of the host, and I had a little recently with a group in Singapore. Scope doesn’t drink usually despite that he won’t get drunk easily.

Scope doesn’t understand why Singaporeans usually hold such rigidness even in things they never really handled…? It’s pretty standard conclusion jumped in this cultural desert but… in real, it’s not like that. There are other tycoons at the tables, and I knew many didn’t drink much as they talked about deals in various places. Fact is, when I met big brother in one of this apartments, alcohol was not an issue.

A number shows up and… it’s pretty surprising, yet regretably it’s not striking 4D#4. 3280 is now the new daily height of this blog; A pretty much ridiculous but welcomed hits count especially when I was not really around, thanks to Cheru. So this blog flies past 65,000 hits all in a flash. Three thousands hits… Xiaxue’s blog started years back claiming a three thousands daily hits to the then 20,000 daily hits. I have no intention to be the Singapore’s blogo-prince, so don’t get me wrong. But it’s pretty touching if we take the earlier heights of 100 then 700 into consideration. But getting a height of 200,000 hits a day is not something that unusual anymore since our WordPress sugar, Raincoaster, does alot better than that.
[Look at this... a real daily record, as of 04/04/09! It's about 1/3 of what 30,000hits Xiaxue's blog registered. LOL~ Something new for every fucker. Scope doesn't even know how to plot the lines... Yo yo~ 3280hits was a sweet thing of the past.]

If one comes into Scope’s blog of fantasies, one can easily find that the element of Singapore is much lesser than those of foreign’s. This is actually ok if not only natural because Scope’s blog originates not from Singapore. But checking the IPs shows an increasing interests towards this blog from Singapore locations. It’s might not be a blessing given the notorious ways of Singapore blogosphere; it’s probably already world famous for this… nest of hornets#5.
[This is an attempt to make use of a software... It's Scope sitting on a pretty old old old... what's that called? I kind of like this feel, it's like so... in the past when things were pretty rosy.]

SS传奇系列之：射击.

[传奇] 五、六年前在国外的一个晚上，老男人弃了短枪反而挑了一把长枪百发百中令到随行的两名熟人惊讶。其实短枪的命中率不如长枪，而且挑到一把调过的长枪打不中很难。开长枪其中一个要点是呼吸。很多初学者忽视了呼吸那微弱的晃动对长枪的影响。老男人在国家军训时是没开过枪的#6，但其实老男人开AK型号冲锋机关枪和长枪是相当有经验的……而且早在入伍前，老男人已经是个高手了#7。我对着他们笑了一下，继续沉浸在射击的乐趣中……

其实我最大的兴趣就是射击…但这也是近年来已经没有机会享受的乐趣。有时到电玩中心想找回射击的感觉，但电玩毕竟是假的。无论你射得再好，真正的射击和经验根本就模拟不出来#8。我在十多岁时拿着一部短枪射击的时候就很讨厌短枪#9；因为对当时的我，短枪太重，就如高尔夫球一般……TMD难中。长枪则不同，虽然重了许多但有支架。而且短枪要真正上手其实必须有自己调到适合用惯了的才能‘出神入化’。经过特别改造后的长枪其实也不是真的很重。

枪械主要的问题就是过热。这不是小问题，因为枪筒的轻微热胀对瞄准300米#10以上的20cm大小的目标能造成一定的角度偏差，特别是长枪的使用上。这是因为长枪的管子长，而剧烈的散热出现的微差会影响子弹的导航。所以习惯性是每3秒#11后开另一发。在冬天，这类问题更加严重，因为过去的枪支技术有限，枪管会因为寒冬而造成瞬间的散热微差。所以机关枪连续发射虽然冷却较快，但比较容易卡住，对于长枪的准确度自然也有影响#12。

在电影故事中的射击往往是能够连发出击，但实际上只有初学者才连发射击#13。因为高手对于枪体的保护思维比较敏感，绝对不会好似打电动那样朝着怪兽不断扣扳机；实际射击上也会对准确度大打折扣。一般上，长枪高手与否多先观察他射击时的呼吸协调。所以开枪不是一、两次中靶就可以当高手的。在实际操作上，情绪影响呼吸，那时才能分高下#14。所以特工组织的机动队都有一定的射击经验，而临场射击驾轻就熟完全惯性而为。电影中的装模作样有时令人啼笑皆非~射击需要用心去感应目标，特别是短枪高手。

当你对手上的短枪非常熟悉了，你基本上就不必透过瞄准就能够命中；这就是熟悉如手脚运用的反射神经#15。

[子弹的型型种种] 一般上，子弹除了口径就是‘芯’的不同。其实所有手枪的功能就是爆破子弹尾端的化学物，而蛋壳的种类来来去去就只是那回事儿。枪膛中的子弹有普通的回旋式弹头，也有类似子母弹的爆破式12ga弹头，或者7.76mm钢芯弹头，或装有水银等毒气、毒液的也有。不常见的是钉子弹和一排排的C型弹头。这类弹药老男人本身也没见过。基本上，工业使用的气压枪也可以当成短程武器。枪支和弓箭其实没什么大不同，都是用力弹射出去的武器，只是威力和用法上的差异罢了。效果其实都一样#16…

如果没有弹头只有弹药，那叫空弹。那和放屁是差不多的道理…改装的玩具气枪也有杀伤力的。

一般上，钢芯弹头只用在对付防弹衣上起作用，真正对上坦克车的钢板就…但坦克车不是每一处都有钢甲保护的。钢芯弹头一般上乃长枪的专署物件，因为很少有短枪有那种口径能让钢芯有效发挥功能。对于急速弹药，一般上是属于飞弹装置的类别。在用弹的时候，习惯性需要留意子弹上有没有磨损和尾部均匀与否以避免如走火的问题出现。如果蛋壳出现凹凸不平，千万别去撞击它试图弄平。有些弹壳太久没用就必须扔掉。子弹务必存放在温度30度以下的干燥处。

[双剑合璧] 枪是令人感动的一件艺术品。因为高手在情绪上必须有所准备，那么对于必须如对老婆般熟悉的枪支需要有相当的热情。所以枪本身是一件令人感动的艺术品，那包涵了枪手本身的素质或射击内涵。#17当你第一次选择用枪的时候就马虎不得。因为要成为高手，你必须找到一把适合自己个性的枪支。虽然枪支可以调适，但最终最重要的还是自己的性格。

冲锋机关枪适合扫射，对于冲动的人比较适合；短枪（包括12ga弹药类枪支)适合近距离仔细对战使用#18，对那些比较普通的人比较适合；长枪重在命中率与专业，对于心思细密，外柔内刚的人比较适合。长枪的种类繁多，基本上，老男人的心得是排热第一，枪身长度平稳第二。最重要的是非常爱这个‘老婆’。毕竟要惯性准确射击，你主要靠的就是和‘老婆’的合拍度。一般人选择长枪的话，最好还是选择5.56mm口径的武器#19。子弹壳面越小越容易保养。选择长枪就必须挑选一款合适的Scope，主要的要求是镜片的素质，劣等镜片容易花掉；并且让商家测试集雾特性。此等的Scope很容易出现雾使到射击或维护出现麻烦。坏了的Scope根本不能买，没用#20。

长枪没必要别买枪刀。老实说，多余的重量并不明智，而且长枪那么敏感的武器不好当大刀使。瞄准的时候，双手一前一后摆出向前推的倾向，注意自己呼吸的规律，深呼吸三口后轻轻扣扳机。目标移动的话，就尝试跟着步调。第一次射击必须注意到别碰触到弹射出来的弹壳，因为那是相当灼热的。所以身边有酒和易燃物品是禁忌。扳机的弹簧必须每个月观察，一旦生锈或太松必须马上更换。为了避免小孩儿贪玩造成伤亡，在储存时把弹簧抽出亦可。

 [特工传奇故事] 无论写什么，包括剧本都需要心情。其实要写这类故事并没什么大不了的；毕竟市面上很多剧本都有特工情节，甚至外星人特工也有。虽然新加坡文化沙漠小人很多不妨有对创意文化行文字狱类似的问题但这并不是不写特工传奇的原因。如果要写，就透露一个滔天大案……那就是希特勒其实当年以替身瞒天过海最终逃到北非的故事。

话说当年，纳粹的SS截获了情报，某国特工打算乘混乱虏截希特勒。各种的原因其实是这样的，当年希特勒本身为了他疯狂但奢华的新世界之都的梦想而在各战败国中秘密搜刮了一大堆珍藏而销毁了物品的清单。希特勒的做法比八国联军搜刮圆明园时还贪婪恐怖。凡是搜刮的地方，所有知情者悉数灭口。到了战争后期，眼看V2飞弹扭转不了局势，希特勒曾经打算用部分宝藏买通某国让德国自保。也就是这样，骑虎难下的希特勒反而引来了该国最猛烈的攻击。其目的就是在首都的希特勒…至于是哪一国，其实也不必多说…更不便透露。

该国主要的既然是藏匿首都的希特勒，其攻势之猛烈是在所难免的。但该国在其部队中参入了最精良的两组特工队分别为X和Y指挥。希特勒倒台的情节其实和电影的描述差不多，只是其中有些不为人知的部分。

基本上在首都作战的背后，SS本身却在忙着杀人——德国人。按照电影所记述的，原因是因为他们‘叛逃’。但其实是希特勒将他们个别事先约好在某处撤离的各据点将他们一一杀害。可以这么说，希特勒其实是出卖了这些‘亲信’。SS在混乱的几个晚上分别到了预约好了的据点就干掉了这批亲信。希特勒的本意其实相当简单……他知道这场仗使到世界经济崩溃，德国也难免要再次赔偿，对于那班平时就没用的亲信他其实也不信任他们，但搜刮的时候这些人都知情，他需要大量的资金又在某国悄悄建立军队乘着各国百业待兴东山再起。在电影中出现希特勒‘准备’反攻的‘各大部队’其实不是希特勒虚构出来的。

这只老狐狸在1942年就已经和一些特工组织保持联系。这些‘各大部队’其实都是预约好了的特工战队，或就是希特勒所寄望的‘奇兵’。当然，老谋深算的他在过后发现该国铆足了劲儿攻打首都就知道自己引狼入室了；该国就这样‘拒绝’了希特勒，而希特勒基于不信任，最后并没发动致命性的反击。在最后一晚，希特勒向自己周围的人道别后就自行躲到了密室。他让所有的亲人自杀了后自己杀了情妇和那只狗就吩咐人把‘自己的遗体’随着事先准备好的皮肤纤维一同拿去火化。德国在残杀了那么多犹太人时期其实也发展了一定的生物科学技术。原来历史上希特勒的不举其实是假象。不过希特勒通过胚胎繁殖，制造了和自己大同小异的皮肤组织。这个时候在希特勒身边的只有SS的真正第三指挥。这个家伙的任务就是在遣送了所有人走后自己亲自遣送希特勒离开。

然而人算不如天算，SS在最后截获了敌国特工的到来消息，在某个希特勒约好了在除掉名单上的人那里了解到了希特勒引狼入室的原因。原来该人和SS某要员私下是交好的。结果这个人被当作烧死了处理而最后逃到了美国；这个人也不知道宝藏在何处。SS本身在最后那晚把希特勒接走了之后把他从叙利亚转到了北非一个草原。敌国的两支特工队自然是扑了空。没人料到那么滴水不通的铁桶式包围居然会走漏了人。

当年的希特勒是如何突破包围的呢？

原来联合国中有一群特工混在内。当年希特勒老早就在首都挖好了一条小隧道，而搜刮来的宝藏就藏在德国境外，这些特工就是安排好守住入口的。可是，希特勒没有料到的是，SS在德国投降后第一件事就是逼希特勒说出宝藏的下落。而好几处特工组织也在搜寻希特勒的下落，都为寻宝而来。结果顽固的希特勒始终没把宝藏的所在说出来。随后，这最后一支SS小队为了躲避四方而来的特工组织就抛下了希特勒为饵自行解散了。结果却没人找到希特勒而其本人为了保持低调又没有人手东山再起，各国的宝藏到现在还是个迷。

结果，希特勒留下了的那批‘历史见证人’就述说了希特勒和其爱将亲属如何身亡，希特勒如何疯狂到打算以部署了的军团反击等等。某国为了掩饰真相也就支持希特勒身故的‘事实’。不过事实真的是如此吗？那就因人而异了。希特勒战后还活着的秘密只有少数特工知道，去向更是无人确定。后来美国就很流行类似‘夺宝奇兵’的传奇故事。那批希特勒原本打算与余下SS部队搞东山再起的宝藏就这样长眠在世界的某处。

这样的故事不过瘾的话，不如就去当特工好了#21；特工不怕经济危机。 不过，别随便盗用老男人的故事题材…这是忠告。

 #1 I have recently come across one blogger who shamelessly defended a Preston degree holder’s operation as legitimate. Such shameless way has become a point of discontent towards Singaporean entities overseas. I suppose many local operators who are cheating consumers are hoping that consumers who signed are finished when, in real, signed documents can be contested in court… especially with huge publicly released misleading ads and sales pitches. Be it ERC or the shop, there is no such will to cheat that cannot be contested if they misrespresented. The government has alot more to do.

#2 RT is a series of Retraining days if you can’t pass IPPT, a SAF fitness requirement that lasts until one is 40 years old. It’s a policy I’d suggest the older guy to review because it made some sense in the 80s but makes little sense in the 90s. RTs and in-camps take up too much time and this also has complicated implications affecting many breadwinners’ lives. Not to mention that SAF has in recent years made multiple news regarding unnecessary deaths and unfair treatments.

#3  Alright, Geylang is thrilling but I suppose people are also curious in other aspects as well. Scope is no soldier by default so… Yeah, some girls loved Scope in uniform, but Scope hates uniform. Besides, I am a creative personnel… not a boring simpleton.

#4 Instead of working for see-no-up rascals looting shamelessly under the million-dollars-nose of our talented government no less worse than those AIG critters Obama is, gratefully so, furious with, 4D and Toto are two gambling tools you’d have to get familiar with in Singapore. Caveat emptor is dragging Singapore’s reputation into the sorry drain.

#5 If Scope has a choice, it’s serious reluctance to be associated with them. The online politics are pretty radical and tracing them shows very heavy influences by various commercial involvements down right to… … you guess. It’s a huge nest of hornets possible because even if it were to be the Prime Minister, he’d find the stings from where he’d most unexpect them to be. A big round, a big big round. LOL~

#6 In reality, there was only once when Scope actually used the rifle during NS and it was for grenades not bullets. When Scope was issued that rifle… it was as if forcing him to feed with a wooden spoon when he was used to a golden one. Besides, he had no experience in weapon maintenance… and hated them because the unit would use such peanut issues to find fault.

#7 To be true to the story, by the time Singapore called Scope into NS, little did they know a superb sharpshooter was recruited… But we can’t show off, anyway. Scope would pass almost any shooting test with a reasonable score in almost any sort of standard shooting condition. He’s not allowed to join Olympics… Nice story.

#8 The good old days of shooting in the farm in France were to be missed alongside with the modified sniper rifle. Shooting is an art, not a science… You can’t expect simulator to replace the real thing.

#9 Pistols… piss-ters. LOL~ For those who never have a chance to squeeze the triggers, you should try once and find out why they can one piss off. Whenever Scope sees cops hanging out with the swinging revolvers, the thought usually comes: OMG! They expect to tackle criminals with those pieces of junks… Those revolvers are not only slow and heavy, but beyond 50m… the accuracy is like buying toto.

#10 Normal rifle’s accuracy suffers after 300m, and the most effective end is at most at the range of 400m, Scope’s modified rifle can reach at least 500m. If one cannot aim within an illustrated 20cm target at 300m, he or she’s just trash. The point is to aim at the bottom of a 0.5cm radius of an imaginery circle with the help of the crosshair… because the support usually comes from below. The modified rifle comes with an ultra-violet scope that actually prints digital distance… the top of the cream in the early 90s. And I happily forgot how to tell distance from NS training. Besides, nobody really wastes focus on what the fuck distance the target is…

#11 The usual pacing takes about 7s~8s, the expert can trigger off a bullet after 3s.

#12 The best weapon spreads the love equally…

#13 You see the baby shooting as if bullets are unlimited in ‘The Matrix’? If she can take it, the weapon would have melted… Enough heat to cook an egg is generated everytime you fire off at least 2 bullets consecutively. Besides, you’d need some super strength to maintain an auto-fire maintaining accuracy while running. But that was ‘The Matrix’… Where anything is possible.

#14 The old saying, ‘If you are not cool with your baby, use a knife.’ . In short distance combat, throwing a knife is more accurate than wasting your ole bullets if you are all agitated, enraged, or just nervous…

#15 The whole point about shooting is you just shoot… stay focus and send the bullets dancing beautifully to the target.

#16 It doesn’t really matter what sort of ballistics you got… as long as it suits your baby, why not? Some weapons can opt for varied barrel sizes… avoid such preferences because unless you are so gifted, if a barrel size fits, just stick to it. 7.76mm is pretty fine with Scope; I don’t know why but… I kinda have the best accuracy and ease with this ‘condom’ size… Other things are not important.

#17 Like towards women… every normal guy says he loves the women. But how many really love them other than for sex? It’s the same with weapons… most guys love fire-arms because they feel shiok shooting with it, but that’s not love. After shooting, they left the weapons to rust… just as immature men left women to rot after fucking them for the thrill of it. Interestingly, men who don’t know how to really love their weapons don’t usually really love their women.

#18 Shotguns… very cool in games, but if you are really thinking about the exciting shotguns, they are really troublesome ‘idiots’, and the ballistics can actually be so random at scenes where you can find what you shot are what you get… back into your body. Always use shotguns in open space where the target is at least 20m from you… And imagine when the fucking 12ga explode in your face due to defects…

#19 Look, for ‘home users’, nothing is better than the easy 5.56mm bullets. If you are sooooo boliao, why not just get a .50 calibre… And if you get a .50 calibre weapon, you might as well try a grenade launcher… LOL~ 5.56mm is all you ever need for a lifetime of peace. You can shoot ducks, dogs, fishes, frogs or the straw-men… 

#20 Always get a fog test, especially for ultra-violet scopes. It’s easy, dare the fucker to dip the scope into water… You can’t get a scope leaking here and there, and aim with all the moisture disrupting lights with such expensive investment. And don’t be cheated by getting plastic glasses… and it’s not just the scratches. Just imagine you’d need the scope to spy on the babe next door… and get the bloody feel.

#21 I have never come across an agent in force who was in because of application. Basically, they are all selected talents from all over the world. Highly organized mercenaries who honor their own codes as laws. Agents are not usually engaged in assassination missions, simply because the bill to such request of a move-out is not cheap… And it’s really not cheap. Only paid employees in secret government forces are mostly responsible for such cheap missions. The point is, every task force member is more important to be wasted on petty issues. The rate of move-out was more than USD8m in the 90s. It’s not a big price tag when you consider that we have two submarines to maintain and a whole lot of mouths to feed… Boyz, I am so fucking creative that I can write a better story of how alien forces invade Singapore. Basically, accordingly to the storyline, if a task force is indeed after you… you’re as good as dead already. The fantasy of Scope… read it, and make believe.
[In real,there is yet another more aggressive push upwards as seen clearly in this trend. It literally jumps from a few hundreds to a few thousands in a pretty short span in time and stays... The hits count for an anyohow blog as this one is already more than enough. A growth with serenity is better with a sudden hype drawing all the trashes in. That's the beauty of blogging.]

 

老男人惊闻：李钰没了！

A leader leads the fashion when everyone is outdated playing demon.

下午，老男人的中国户口突然响了，原来某中国制作人捎来了令人惊讶的消息……咱们的李钰MM#1去世了！老男人闻讯先是愣了一下，然后心里确实特别难过，马上就给台湾大胸脯MM发了信息。确实吓了一跳，而且老男人完全无法相信那么个才女、美女、艺人兼具的朋友就这样没了……

认识李钰和她的诗情画意是在搜狐明星博客#2的崛起时。这小妮子由于长得似林青霞便被称为小林青霞……唉~

老男人绝对不相信她是病死的，其中必定有蹊跷。这是因为以李钰的性格，没道理生那么大病而静悄悄的。加上淋巴癌的话，听说外貌会有长时期的损坏…比如掉头发之类的。或许老男人实在太伤心想多了，不过江湖儿女…在中国生死难测。背后估计有什么不可告人的秘密那也很难说。其实以李钰的性格，实在不适合这个淤泥圈子。

中国娱乐圈虽然美女众多，但她的去世实在是娱乐圈的一大损失。

消息一到我就看了北方报道确实了一下，那么读着却觉得赵薇的回复挺逗的#3。最近老男人和北方娱乐圈基本上脱节了，不过估计一大堆的揣测正在各艺人手机中流传着。这女生多么好啊~为什么死的偏偏是她？娱乐圈那么多垃圾，偏偏就去了个有点儿文采的。

最近有个韩国MM也去世了，听说是自杀……不过，老男人估计其实是他杀#4。而那个混蛋经纪公司就是最大凶徒嫌疑。进入娱乐圈，经纪公司的素质是相当关键的，因为圈子本来就蛮黑暗的。为什么老男人宁愿搞Project S就是因为实际圈子太TMD乱了。李MM……有来生的话，希望你别再需要涉足江湖了。老男人真的为你的去世感到难过-ing。

本来不打算那么快又一个帖子，但美女往生，这个例不能不破的。感叹自此再也没有李钰博客了……

文中友 道已不同兮
叹佳人 遥去来生兮
问世间 谢幕能奈何
淡追忆 永怀此瞬间

老男人到最后也只能为李MM留下这点儿心意，希望她不嫌粗陋一路走好。

这个帖子的CGP要怎么搞……那还真难办呀~#5

波霸嘉妹的小小小问题：侵权。

中国也有位波霸，那就浩嘉MM。当然，芙蓉自己的也不小。刚刚李钰去世了，浩嘉这里告诉我她要告人侵权。

按照版权法，如果你是个记者拍下了林心如妹妹的照片而老男人拿着照片去招学生牟利的话，林心如妹妹要是搞我侵权，这张照片未必是她的版权。以这样的解释角度，浩嘉MM或许比较能够了解。除非记者拿去做非正当用途，比如说……其实应该说是，除非院方拿去用以恶意无端诋毁、牟利之用（因为院方的基本身份和公共职责不是宣传或选文传播），那么浩嘉是可以要求院方为人身攻击负责。依照中国法律的大环境下，该政府基于国际政治立场，没有对于网络和纸张传媒作出法律区别，所以浩嘉可以这么做。但要是严重按照国际条约，网络处于公海似法律范围，除非涉及国家利益（因为国际公约基本上就是国家间的道义），基本上是不容许法律追究的。那也就是说基本上严重按照国际法根本是无法可依。

所以过去有人‘盗用’老男人的照片为自己博客大头照时，老男人并没什么反对。因为他没有称自己是老男人，没什么好告的。

所以浩嘉MM要告院方侵肖像权，但浩嘉若确实是在自愿的情况下在该医院以该医院的服务为话题而接受采访与拍摄的就比较难办；据MM辩称是被误导的情况下才接受采访。其实问题是，无论误导与否而接受采访…要是以欺诈行为而言，按照法律精神，浩嘉必须证明这个误导存在，因为法官基本上在欺诈思维的前提下会采取如欺诈利益的考量为准则而不能以一方的证词为判断基础。其实要证明被误导未必困难，只是浩嘉MM才对这个case比较清楚；因为这方面是关系到细节处理。比如说院方长期以毫无根据或夸张无稽的宣传误导广大群众，那么疑点利益归于浩嘉MM。当然，有些法官不一定会以疑点利益为判断基础的，这特别是那些没什么智慧的法官。

一张照片除了人的肖像，其实也包括地方的权益，比如说该医院的环境设置到其实体商标出现在照片背景上面。要是浩嘉确实是在自愿的情况下接受拍摄，那么照片的拥有人（亦版权拥有者）就是记者。这好比陈西瓜和浩嘉MM做爱，她被大西瓜拍了录影；要追究的就不是性爱照片的肖像权，因为性爱光碟的版权属西瓜所有。Got it？那些女人都是自愿给西瓜舔‘根’留影的。

反正浩嘉找老男人查询，我已经给她了解了一下这个case的法律大概。也就是说，其实医院多半会抗拒浩嘉MM的诉求而表示索赔方应该是那些无聊的记者（所以除了认识的记者，老男人一概不接受访问的）。但这些照片的使用上若出现恶意无端的诋毁成分，那么浩嘉MM就有依据去要求撤下照片；因为这属于正式性诽谤而版权法不容许这样的行为。主要的原因是医院本身的公共职责不是批长评短，它不能和杂志社一样要求同样的职能特权或类似态度。职能特权的辩护是基于‘使用法’这一项。就好比老男人拿着赵薇MM的照片牟利和拿来玩图改，用途不同，法律上一个犯法，一个无罪。比如医院若用以医疗学术阐明，那就无法告成。若医院打着国家招牌以国家利益为出发点而使用照片，按照国际版权法，那也构不成侵权……

所以基本上浩嘉MM是在大庭广众下自愿给记者拍摄的，那么这个版权官司要打就相对的希望院方是个白痴……基本上，要是照片是院方自己拍的，那就……好比你在方庄拍到吴奇隆小便，吴奇隆不能基于肖像侵权向你要那照片；你甚至可以将照片卖给报社。但你不能以照片认定或意图（亦误导性）表明或标明或意味着吴奇隆喝了‘你牌子’的汽水所以特别活跃到随地小便；但开玩笑就可以。基本上，所谓的肖像侵权多数属于某艺人的脸出现在为了牟利之用的宣传上，而多数发生在白纸黑字的合约期限后牟利方还继续行使权益，该宣传还被继续使用。这样的情况就很好办。基本上浩嘉要告的话，花了银子，版权是记者的，结果顶多是院方撤下照片和报道，丢了一些名誉而已。所以最好还是报警，直接让公安解决类似诋毁的照片使用并追讨赔偿。

所以版权法未必是吴奇隆看到自己的脸出现在图片上就可以随便要求胜诉的。No no no，没那么简单的。特别是在网络使用权上。

在这个case中，问题其实很简单……院方是原原本本的将记者在自己医院拍下的照片作宣传之用的话，若法官够糊涂，浩嘉MM会赢。但院方若以照片正式性地宣传浩嘉不实的消息或恶意丑化浩嘉MM，这算是倾向于诽谤。现在主要的问题是，到底照片是哪里弄来的？如果是杂志社出版的页面抽出来的，那浩嘉MM未必能胜……如此的出版就已经算是open resource了。也就是说，这个版权已经公开化了。这里和杂志社本身的职能又有瓜葛。因为到目前为止，如张露的肖像被商业化外，浩嘉的照片是以系列式呈现在该医院网站上的，那是和记者宣文分开的。院方保留了抗辩的空间。

一个秘密没公布前叫隐私，自己抖出来那就是公开的秘密……版权open resource的概念大概就是如此。若是如此，照片若是记者的则院方不能说照片是自己拍的，因为那就侵权了。合成照的话，由于‘使用’这条的情况则属于例外。你基本上不必说明照片的源头，因为合成照的版权是那个新艺术作品。但若用以牟利的话，肖像权的问题依然存在。比如1，我拿刘亦菲MM的脸用来宣传自己的大便涂了脸女生就变漂亮；这个是犯法的。比如2，我拿刘亦菲MM的脸参在刘德华的脸，再加入Obama的脸，再弄成星球大战的新款海报以2000元艺术作品卖出去，这样却不是犯法的。你们知道为什么吗？

在例子1，我主要的问题是用刘亦菲的脸误导牟利。这好比我未经她许可就用她代言自己的服务。

在例子2，我主要的情况好比各明星在一起大便我拍下了成为一张新杰作，这样版权就是我自己的了。在使用的基本上，作品主题不是那些人或路人甲而是新杰作，并不涵盖如代言利益损失的赔偿情况。而侵权诉讼的第一目的就是追讨利益损失。基本上，很少人会为了不满自己报纸上的照片被人复制到衣服上而提出肖像侵权的。OK，那是废话啦~但这带出了肖像权的一个小问题。除了国旗类似‘版权’有特别明文规定，其余杂七杂八的版权问题都在使用概念上作手脚。

这两点必须搞清楚，而且最最容易混淆。#6

比如美国有个家庭录影，某公司不满背景出现了自己的音乐而进行法律追究。这个看似合理的情况其实根本就没道理。比如U频道新闻到了大阪闹市采访了那些摇滚年轻人，背景的商店听到了某音乐或出现了某商标牌，那这样的话根本就不必采访了。因为你一旦采访，十之八九就会出现部分内容包含天下任何音、影。基本上连身上品牌衣服或采访对象的随身听发出的音乐都成为法律依据的话，那么连拍戏也算了。因为在拍摄一条街景上能出现的品牌，商标，店名能有多少？多咯！而若加入背景声的话……天下许许多多的剧集就整部因为这样废了。所以这个版权情况往往就以‘主题’为法律依据进行‘使用权’抗辩。

其实版权的主要支柱就是：到底是谁造的。而不是，A字母是我的版权，B字母是他的版权，你不能写ABUSE，因为有A你就侵权……这类想法我过去在新加坡网上论坛见过。其实，一篇文章除非事先声明，被引用为讨论工具是不犯法的。但是版权法单正本就上千页…估计许多人也是似懂非懂。版权法的确有一项：不准部分或全部被抄袭……

不过版权法（自己脸的版权叫肖像权）不只是那一项而已。就好比诽谤，很多人到现在都搞不懂什么是诽谤，什么是投诉。特别是考试出来的啃书律师团。更多人碰到国际诽谤case就忘了在国际案例背后的基本原则下还有国际法！而国际法往往就是无法可依。哈哈哈哈~基本上，什么是国际法？其实说穿了就是我国家比你大，放屁比你响，联合国我有否决权我说了算。这就是国际法……

而多两年若回到了北京…讲的又不是法律，而是关系了。

真想念北京了。不知道还有没有机会回去看看……若我真是明星，那也是个比较难搞的家伙…因为合约法，包括违规什么的，我也会追究。但在中国打官司，说穿了就是打关系。而且就算不讲人情，法律上的证词……那也真是痛疼。因为中国的法律‘宽度’比较大，抗辩的空间相当可观。这就形成了上告比较困难。所以基本上在任何法律公正度摇摆不定的地域，私下解决就是个……很合理的处理方式。

法律这种东西，信则信乎，不信则已。

若全天下只有那么一个法官，你去告那个法官要判他死刑，你觉得法律将如何……？这是个司法笑话，但那清楚地说明了一点……任何法律公正依靠的还是人性。因为法官是人，权利是在你能够保护的情况下才是你的。国家是有人的情况下才有的。属于你的钱是那些你花得掉的。

[老男人的最近可好] 其实最近老男人除了在新加坡呆得烦，还碰到了他最讨厌的退伍军受训、体能训练等问题。老男人由于入伍时的经验对军队是相当、极度反感的#7。这两年要不是为了些私事拖着，我老早就跑人了。不过这些年来，除了严重干扰一些老男人的事情外和老男人对军队的反感，基本上涉及军方情况还没什么大问题#8。但几年下来军中似乎死了不少人…新闻曝光一些，实际数目就…反正老男人什么新加坡人都不信。最近还有个SAF Scholar自杀了，遗书曝光后才发现是严重投诉军方的，而并不是因为媒体所掩盖的情况#9。这种情况似乎已经很多很多年了…

希望咱天才政府能早点儿整顿一下，别让那么多百姓及其子女无辜枉死。这比放生什么几百条鱼啊鸟的还阿弥陀佛。将近的军方演习啦体能训练等，影响了老男人的生活。怎么办？还能怎么办，给个电邮反馈一下看看能不能解决。我都那么些年没reservist了，根本搞不清楚，也根本不想去想。烦了，越想念西单看书的时光。#10北京怎么就那么的污染……否则还真是机遇处处定居的好地方。不过最重要的是，在新加坡太寂寞了，连个合适聊天的人都没有。他们的脑子里装的是沙，要找个有点儿想法的侃侃……难。#11

最近咱们千秋万代，风华绝代的国父李光耀#12老爷提倡讲华语，但会讲有个啥用？你看老男人双语精通，还不是在新加坡浪费时间，连个适合聊天的都找不到，更何况是讨口饭吃了。关于中华文化……最近咱们星展银行在北方闹出了丑闻，看似北方的富甲军团要反击了。那个什么律师的说法根本就是富豪们在下战书#13。新闻是这样的，富豪们因为被星展销售产品的误导性做法（这是新加坡银行在新加坡常常用的手段，加以法律掩护使到类似最近的雷曼事件搞到乱七八糟，一塌糊涂；我不怕得罪人所以只好我说了）而蒙受亏损威胁。然而在新加坡的那些愚昧市民和中国的那些关系户是不同的。新加坡打算以法律去套牢那些被误导的海外投资者……基本上，那些个富豪哪几个是没有背景的？条条大路通罗马，个个社会资源丰富，群起激变的话，咱们的关系面子上挂不住的。真担心塞翁得马，焉知非福。

在新加坡乱卖乱来，这个那么好的政府管不管是一回事儿；到别人的地头上也如此，而且还涉及了那么多权贵…个人觉得大事不妙。这赢也是输……这场战真是有看头。看来新中关系就要泡汤了。最近那个‘钻石能量水’也在香港遭曝光有严重误导嫌疑。其实误导与否，饮用水一桶能量能值上千新币吗？#14

乱七八糟的……

天天不管就天天管不了。新加坡到底怎么了？所幸多两年老男人就到国外拍拍了#15……

这么多富豪受牵连…中央不表态的话那是奇迹。毕竟中国经商向来是‘官商合作’的。层层关系算下来，那可是一大片人。就拿那个让官员申报家产的政策…谁真的愿意和盘拖出？就算中央特赦，一旦抖出来不激起民愤、民变那就奇了。新加坡那么多年了，怎么还搞不懂中国？他们来‘学习’的话，就应该阐明这点吧~其中一个简单不过的理由，就是新加坡任人唯贤出了大差错，不少内地的朋友对新加坡不少‘嚣张跋扈’的‘人才’也很反感的。人民拿着实据，中央的面子哪里割？这个政策新加坡行得通，因为一开始就行使。中央要真曝光了所有官员的资产给百姓实据，共产党那么多年的宣传能抵得过上亿的口舌？新加坡没有政治头脑，中央怎也犯糊涂了？#16

当然，老男人随便乱聊……离题了。

#1 确实很伤心。毕竟老男人对李钰的印象相当的好。Cindy重视父母，烂漫可爱，娱乐圈这样乱七八糟的染缸中少了她是真损失。

#2 老男人博客好久没玩了，日久失修呗…明星博客早期是很热闹的。不少艺人也上网，但其实明星也是人，而很多都非常势利和不择手段的。当明星要是红不起来而这样拖着，在染缸浮沉-ing，当明星就真的那么幸福快乐吗？见仁见智了。

#3 赵薇说和李钰关系特别好，但合作后就鲜少联络了。呵呵呵~其实在圈内‘关系特别好’太普遍了。哪个愿意自己的女一号让给‘关系特别好’的姐妹…？现在不是香港80年代，中央配角而是90年代的八国大混战。关系特别好而就不联络的其实就是圈内的写照。不是圈内没有友情，只是比较‘特别’。毕竟关系还是中国的基本运作基础。否则那么多大导演哪有美女陪睡？

#4 资料显示，这个韩国女星早有准备，基本上上庭能解决的事情如何到阎罗王那里？谁有更好的揣测不妨提提。

#5 李钰太可怜了，俺怜香惜玉…这图片实在不知道怎么办。CGP本来的基本就是搞怪而不适合庄重严肃的……

#6 其实真谈到法律，对错太过模糊。依老男人个人的观点，院方对浩嘉MM似乎太不厚道。但实情如何，老男人毕竟是局外人…

#7 烦死了~刚刚又来电邮叫我打电话确认。我TMD若不开电邮一年不就确认不了指示了？最近还通过手机发送确认通告，这回怎么手机都没响到？算了，反正几年后就不在新加坡了。

#8 暂时单位的人还是听起来ok，但他们能为我解决什么那就很难说了。不过上回的女文官倒是比较通情达理，做事情我也比较放心。不过这回听说调职了？调到哪里去单位也不说。真是奇怪~有什么好隐瞒的呢？

#9 近年来军中曝光的死亡等事件越来越多，最近又死了一个军方奖学金得主。媒体把自杀责任归咎电玩，然而遗书明明白白指出死者受不了新加坡军方的无理取闹。这遗书已经在网上传开了。生死攸关，大家将如何应付军方……媒体这样做对死者都那么不敬，但媒体未必没有苦衷吧？

#10 政府一方面要人民创业，一方面在经济危机的时候招人回兵营。我想请问政府，你离开了两个星期，你的客户是不是给别的供应商‘照顾’?还有，请问人民行情不好要保的是饭碗生计还是保持体能达标？其实退伍后，老男人就没回营受训过；其实老男人这个大文人哪适合那些乱七八糟的军旅生涯。美女们说我不如当兵去拿铁饭碗，老男人笑曰：I 乃 C1/L2也。而且最近有个军官不是也告军方？那我怎么还一头栽进去？岂不是送羊入虎口呗~

#11 文化沙漠啊~文化沙漠…

#12 新加坡敢说真话不怕得罪人的除了老男人就是这老老男人了。不过新加坡人在中国吃亏不是输在语言而是在人品…中国有很多中东人乃至西方人，他们的华语可以说是半桶不足，但他们似乎比新加坡还成功。你说是什么问题？我到珠海去，新加坡人进店，外国人也进店，中国人不喜欢新加坡人的态度。当然，她也没察觉我也是新加坡人。

#13 现在的情况是，这些人打算以误导罪名和本来离岸交易就不合法进行反击。当然，中国这套一般只是给个名目招摇，实际作战多是在桌下的关系网玩的。星展银行这回难免得罪一大票关系户，而由于被视为与我政府紧密联系的银行，恐怕就为将来的双边关系打下了某伏笔…种什么瓜得什么豆，派什么瓜长什么豆。

#14 打好几年起，新加坡就很多这些‘怪怪的’企业…结果富了很多垃圾，好人和肯努力干的却越来越穷…为什么呢？这样随随便便就能发迹，那还努力有个屁用？多少好人又愿意助纣为虐？最近开始名誉扫地了的‘森林广场’的某家店老板居然敢把contrast ratio仅700:1说成1000：1，然后说成10,000:1。有个美女说我太像中国人了，也许老板欺负我是外国的。不过我最生气还是那么公然欺骗，过后电话上还敢狡辩…甚至还搬律师说到法官那边。不过隔天还是整数还我钱了。不过害我无法再COMEX买，结果我还是买了更贵但更好的22“视频。美女都说我应该在博客上提这家店，但我也做过销售那么多年，虽然我那么多年都还老实但我也了解销售的心态，而且过去很多艺人都知道我这个人厚道……所以提提事件，也就不指名道姓了。主要是因为那个老板赔钱时没再刁难。不过ERC的事件那是政府的问题，因为报纸长期的误导宣传加上等等丑闻，这不是老男人一个人的问题，问题相当广泛。甚至还敢作出法律威胁消费者并作出无理的要求。你很难去原谅这种败类。新加坡政府必须强化保护市民的利益和对抗这些胡作非为的商业单位。

#15 基本上要搞拍摄，以目前新加坡的环境和老男人面对的问题，不出国不行。基本上出了国回不回国那也是个问题…因为每次回来，情况还是那样…

#16 其实最糊涂的就是老男人。老男人哪懂这些政治？随口胡说的，别当真。

 

Big Daddy Started A New Party: Here Comes Salvation!

[I was thinking of doing something else with the political theme CGP when, ok... I'd just lump them all together like this. Turns out quite ok to me. This should be the dream team... LOL~ Hot. You should click for a bigger view. From left to right: Scope, 阿部宽, Minister Baby(?), 反町隆史.]

Whatever they are fighting for will be left safely there for the chosen one.

Fine evening strolling down Orchard Road in Singapore to encounter an old old classmate#1, and I am still laughing in my cozy room now about the discussion of getting a trademark in Singapore. Accordingly, if I go through his company, it’d cost thousands of good ole money that before I left I told him forget it, I’m printing my ugly face on the packaging and assume full copyright on my face.

Why the fuck am I paying a few thousands when I have the bloody copyright right on my face?

That was a jest between two legal experts meeting again after so long. If anyone is trading anything with my face or part of it on, I WILL sue you.#2 And I don’t even need a lawyer to do that. That’s about trademarks and copyrights. Even logo has copyright, but you’d need to let the entire world knows that it originates from your creation.

Why do you have to pay anything when the next option is free?

I am getting pretty apologetic towards myself for being slacking with my blog for so long#3, hence here comes another proper posting with a ridiculously short interval to the previous’. Flooding my puny life with seas of words is just so cool… But when I thought of the oceans of small people in blogosphere#4, I feel like vomitting again. Luckily, by the invitation from somebody… Scope is scheduled to visit ole China again!

I sure miss my beloved Hilary#5… Perhaps I’d visit her along the way. Maybe she’s already married, maybe…

But first, I am going for a 40min foot massage. I value healthy lifestyle.

Recently, I went to Sentosa and recently was also caught by myself to having spent S$800 a day, and I was wondering where had I spent them on… Anyway, Sentosa does change alot#6. The spacious feel of old time warmth has certainly been destroyed by the ongoing construction and… the monorail is gone?! And many antique locations are either squeezed or gone as well. I went with a pretty girl, and the lunch that day cost about S$60. The tickets are pretty steep no doubt, but Underwater World remained ok for plenty of flashlights. There were two issues which are worth mentioning: 1. Underworld World lied to me that the Dolphine Lagoon is another company’s when they are of the same; 2. The Rangers did a pretty neat job in hospitality, and they must be commended. Since Underwater World likes to lie that much, Scope decides not to visit Under-World anymore as he prefers more honest company#7. That’s very bad when tourism is a major lifeline for Singapore and you treated visitors with lies, especially when a visitor is requesting for assistance.

Very smart, but I apparently don’t appreciate that.

I’d like to sincerely thank those Rangers, especially a Mr Bala#8 for making life easier when I sought for assistance. Yeah, I know you said it was your job, but that was good job and Scope must mention it. It is very important that customer service standards be maintained towards every visitor to Sentosa because things can find their way into STOMP or somewhere online. And you never know who the visitor might be…

Fuck~ The connection was off and I almost tried to update this posting… The point is, if connection was off and I try to update, the contents will risk vanishing into outer-space.
[The perfect dress code for a big party to come is be wearing what you are comfortable in. Cheap style can be a million dollars classic... For a super bochap as Scope, it's just doesn't matter because what he wears, he is he to himself.]

Reformasi: Here Comes The Ultimate Party 2009!

It is an auspicious year of the Bullshits, blessing the spring of new blossoms… and it’s time for Scope to start a brand new party in Singapore to conquer the world of useless low IQ idiots who are taking wages just to wait for the end of the world#9~

The constitution of the party: To provide fun and excitment to this boring world of crackpots#10~

How about that?

But first, we must have a brand new name for the party.

‘Christmas Party?’

But that’s too usual.

‘Sex Party…’

Exciting but I’d prefer babes to join, and frankly… how many eligible babes are there in Singapore?

‘People Acting Party?’

Scope is not into politics, remember?

‘Workers’ Party…’

I don’t like Monday blues… Besides, who the fuck like to work by default except for crackpots?

‘Singapore Elite X-gen Party?’

Marvelous… SEX Party again.

‘I M Male Party?’

Surely males will tick on that box, but what about females and gays…?

‘I M Singaporean Party?’

Much better, but I am setting out to conquer the world…  And in this world money talks. So..

‘Vote Me Got Money Take Party?’

Too long, too long! Let it be just  ’Got Money Take‘ Party. Waliao~ Fucking auspicious, and even fools will tick our box lah! For the salvation of mankind, for world peace fucking, for all sorts of sibei strange reasons, we’d start this GMT Party!

“Got Money Take Party! Vote for Got Money Take!”

“Vote Got Money Take; Join Got Money Take; See Got Money Take just tick!” So fucking auspicious! Sounds so grassroot-ic. Even ah peh and ah ma type will be also happy like fuck~ How to lose in election like this? LOL~

Then we must also have party appointments setup… The position titles from highest to lowest positions for Got Money Take should be more appealing to the market:
Got Money Take Party Lim Lao Beh, Scope. (Sec Gen, Prime Minister)
Got Money Take Party Lobo King, Vacant. (Chairman, President)
Got Money Take Party Bochap King, Vacant. (Treasurer, Finance Minister)
Got Money Take Party MC King, Vacant. (Public Relations, Foreign Minister)
Got Money Take Party Taiko King, Vacant. (Party Whip, Law Minister)
Got Money Take Party Bandit King, Vacant. (Memebership coordinator, Manpower Minister)
Got Money Take Party Hokkien Beng, Vacant. (Event organizer, Education Minister)
Got Money Take Party Buay Song Beng, Vacant. (Logistics, Environment Minister)
Got Money Take Party Lim Lao Hia, Vacant. (Honorary Member, Health Minister)
Got Money Take Party Ah Gua Ji, Vacant. (Honorary Member, Defence Minister)
Got Money Take Party Bobo Shooter, Vacant. (Honorary Member, Security Minister)
Got Money Take Party Xiao Ginna, Vacant. (Members)

In accordance to the constitution, the new party’s promotion requirements to cadres will be:
1. Must be clean: No AIDS and other STDs…
2. Must be popular: At least have 10 girlfriends in 1 month.
3. Must be professional: Tell joke people must laugh.
4. Must be highly educated: Must know at least 80% of Kama Sutra.
5. Must contribute to Singapore: Must have sex every night or must have 1 baby every month to boost population. 

Got Money Take Party annual fee is $14.99.

Party dress code: Naked.

Join us now! What are you waiting for? The next Lobo King or Lim Lao Hia could be you! Lim Lao Beh Scope welcomes you with open arms to Got Money Take Party! Membership while stocks last. Join GMT now as a proud Got Money Take Xiao Ginna or volunteer to make this world a better place! We are the most transparent party around as our dress code suggests!

Vote for us now! You want Got Money Take!

[Disclaimer] We are not aiming to conquer the world. What we are aiming for, is the galaxy… We are not responsible for any election frauds and etc conducted by aliens and homosexuals sapiens. If any babes are interested to be part of this exciting new party, you are sooooo welcomed.

I feel so bloody powerful… I am he-man~

Fuck~ my steroid, my steroid…

Who in the $%$@* is responsible for hiding my steroid?

[Playing Monopoly] Of course, the above was created to add some excitment in an otherwise boring evening. I have a good sleep the whole day, happy… because I am on my way to walking on China’s land again#11. And I really hope to meet up with Hilary for meals and see if she is ok. Before Scope eventually migrates, I also wish to see Lih#12 again. Having seen Kathryn at Chok’s wedding, the stir forced Lih back in sweet memories. In real, I am really glad to see Kathryn again. I am not a typical Singaporean, so I don’t care about fucking social norms other than what is really right in love.

Love can’t be ordered, and it also means it isn’t or shouldn’t be in sequence. It doesn’t mean you love A and B shows up and you love B that you don’t love A anymore. And you call that loving B when C shows up and you don’t love B anymore… Just because that’s social norm doesn’t mean it’s correct. If you love somebody, that feeling can and should linger for a lifetime#13.

Talking about politics makes me sick. But the old chap, Yaw#14, is playing in Workers’ Party… that is, he is in the opposition camp. Actually the name in the joke up there should not be ‘Got Money Take’ Party but ‘Tick Here By Law’ Party. Imagine those stupid voters read this on their votes and pretend to be stupid as well and tick ‘Tick Here By Law’ Party into power…

Then during National Day…

“Let us stand to welcome Tick Here By Law’s Lim Lao Beh, Scope…“

Then when I email to Obama…

“Your mother must be proud of you!

Yours sincerely,
Scope.
Lim Lao Beh.“

Then a smartie can author a book titled: What if the World is without Lim Lao Beh…

If Osama wants to threaten Singapore then: We demand Lim Lao Beh to release JI brothers…

Shiok~

Then every Singaporean can proudly tell foreigners who is in charge of Singapore: Lim Lao Beh~

Actually, when I was still a kid I read of this story… There was a titan who was very stupid but managed to reach full adulthood, and he was near a whole cave full of food with a filthy monster guarding. A little boy was very hungry and needed the food. So the little boy drew the titan close to the monster, and the two creatures were locked in a big fight. The fight was so destructive that the peddles and rocks were smashing away that after the injured titan killed the monster, a whole pack of angry wolves appeared to attack the titan. The titan being heavily injured was no match and could not escape into the cave with the rocks sealing up the entrance, so he ran away.

The little boy came out from the hiding place, climbed through the holes and ate happily ever after.

If you think that’s the end of the story, you are wrong.

The stupid titan returned and wanted to enter the cave, so he began removing the rocks. The little boy started to throw some food out from the cave and the stupid titan started picking up the food and eat outside the cave, guarding the little boy inside who grew into a titan himself.

It’s an interesting tale, but not suitable for movie making. The little boy knew he was the weakest, but he got brains the giants didn’t have. He was willing to hold his hunger and wait. He knew two barbaric fools will fight once they saw each other. In fact, the most powerful among the three of them was, ironically, the little boy. The louder the roars, the larger the rocks flying around, the sooner will be the chance to enter the cave. The titan and the monster could only deny the boy no longer than their natural foolishness would allow them to. Once the monster fell, scavengers would come in and open up the way for the boy to enter the cave by driving off the injured titan, a huge chunk of brainless meat.

While Scope doesn’t understand all those chim chim politics, he does suck after naive fairy tales. And he prefers to chase after beautiful underwears of beautiful women… having high tea in country clubs and watch the birds and the bees singing sweet nosenses.

Titans and monsters… they are pure fictions; Good to read, not to be believed. When you believe you are that powerful titan, just stare hard into the mirror; you might be just another retard with a monstrous sneer waiting to sink into hell as you find a little boy grinning behind you.

Luckily, Scope is too retarded for politics.#15

I am tried, I need to rest now.

#1 Ah Long said he met Son recently, then Scope few days later met Son massaging at Outram Park, and Son said he still in contact with Peggy and Siping. Siping was about the closest buddy during secondary times other than another chap, and with no sexual elements involved, Scope has been pretty concern about her. It’d be wonderful if all of us can meet up after I migrated.

#2 That’d be a profitable move in Singapore. The issue of copyright has been discussed many times in WordPress forum. Basically trademarks and copyrights do have some differences, but in a way, you don’t really need trademarks if you know how to claim on copyrights.

#3 Actually when it comes to spending nights with a babe in an executive suite vs the urge to blog at home, what would a guy prefer? LOL~

#4 Which is probably why I can’t be bothered with those online critters. From the time of celebrities blogging in Sohu to now, 林子大了，什么鬼都有. That is especially in Singapore’s range of disgusting blogosphere… Doing a simple comparison between the two blogs shows easily. The urge to migrate comes strong again… LOL~

#5 Hilary was a very good woman, an encounter in Beijing. Her abusive partner left her and my beloved left me and we clicked very easily. She was a good assistant but it was a regret that she may be too irrationally smart despite my hints to her not to. She was such a good woman that she becomes one of the four most memorable females… We should have met much earlier.

#6 It’s really a shocker… And the chicken rice cost S$7.90 a plate when you can get it at S$2.00 in the main island! Can you believe that? But you can’t really blame the stalls there because the rentals are rumored to be equally absurd. That’s Singapore.

#7 Don’t tell me the company learns tourism and hospitality from ERC? And I thought tourism is what very important to Singapore… Another myth? How can you lie to a visitor needing assistance? That’s horrendous!

#8 At least the rangers are doing their job, and that deserves a public compliment. But I’d be happier if they can get what I want.

#9 There is nothing in politics but jokes for a politically apathetic chap as Scope, do join the fun of the dramatic new party, ‘Got Money Take’.

#10 Just as Kathryn introduced ‘crap’ into my dictionary, another popular busty beauty with a pretty inspiring decoration on her face introduced ‘crackpot’. The only difference is I have more love for one than the other.

#11 Actually, I was considering. Unlike the Beijing experience, I have been to Zhejiang a couple more times and know it was not as polluted and Ningbo was extremely beautiful. However, things may have changed drastically. China remains a pretty attractive option to raise a family for a talented and aspiring Scope. There are many issues in China, but the people there are more likely to click with talents, and fundings are more rationally possible. Migration will open up plenty of options not available in Singapore… especially at a time when rascals flood the city with eyes closing.

#12 One of the most beautiful or lovely memories came from the awkward encounter with Lih… She’d never know how much I felt for her. It is a story with plenty of stupid Scopic fuck-ups… and I still laughed whenever I recall the times we spent together. But she had subsequently changed in such a way that… I prefer to remember her when we first met.

#13 Sometimes I read my own cousins’ minds and come across also many youngsters’ confusions in relationships. Social norms based on a cultural desert with kids hardly exposed to proper thinking can be pretty dangerous. Many just can’t separate social norms, sex and love, and when they mingle them all up… it’s totally illogical. And hence, man lusts, having sex and remains hollow, while woman loves… and remains stucked in a love she never understands. I have come across too many women who are stucked and become unhappy for as long as they first engaged in romance. Love is not necessarily selfish.

#14 Pink Miu Miu’s cousin happens to be an old school mate, of a primary school in an area of Singapore loaded with plenty of political kids when in the 80s were talking about communism and democracy already. It might be due to it being the area where university people were pretty much concentrated. I was not really surprised Yaw jumped into the opposition camp. Whether he remains somebody worthy is another issue altogether. His mother was extremely proud of him. But politics… to Scope, politics is just too much like an alien subject when there are so many beauties needing my tender loving care.

#15 It’s never too early to be a retard and never too late not to be one. I am only too happy to hide under an umberalla when the skies turn ugly and rain shits. That’s the main use of umberallas, isn’t it? And behind every storm is sunshine, then umberalla can be used to smash rabid dogs. If the umberalla is already damaged beyond repair, I have already a ticket for Utopia by then… Politics is like everyone is trying to play god when the temple would have sunk into shits by the next morning. Besides, I don’t need the world to love me… if all the babes love me, can oredi.

 

Underworld: Aiming For The G-Spot.

[The Hathaway image in this CGP is the ultimate attraction, and inspite of her sucking ****, she's still a babe. It's the same fetish for Hikaruko, when you heard plenty of news of the actress sleeping around... Good women... very hard to come by. You love them, yet you know no man is perfect. Recently, violence happened in the North. Scope reads those bloody news like so sianz already... This CGP is dedicated to World Pissed Peace.]

The rascal receives a bullet only when mail service is available.

[Singapore] Of late I was told that this chap (曾渊仓, said to be a professor) said something about those who slashed at the rich’s lavish spendings being communistic#1, and the joke was… Obama who slammed those corrupted CEOs whereby a simple chair could have cost $15,000 would probably be the new leader of communism. Maybe USA is indeed going to be a communist state with Obama’s leadership if people who voiced out anger at local lavish spendings by the elites… including those who have obviously led Singapore into a great golden era with so many sweet bargains nowadays were to be communists, ie in accordance with the professor’s view. Even the restaurants are so empty that Scope doesn’t even need to call for reservations nowadays.

Of course, perhaps he was merely joking.

How can there be such a wonderful era whereby my new dining table could be bought for merely $10,000? This Spanish made costs $25,000 in usual times without the talented elites helping to bring in such a wonderful era, and now the package comes with 6 chairs instead of 4. Good job, elites!

Friends were marveling at the new bed Scope has bought alongside with the majestic bedsheet and pillow cases, and not forgetting the silk quilt#2. So cheap! What used to cost $4500 now cost only about $3000. The ‘communists’ the professor has in mind should have the big brains to thank the talents even when many of them are going to become jobless soon. If everyone becomes jobless, it’d be like a huge holiday on national basis for everyone!

I thought Singaporeans always complain no holidays?#3

After all, we have billions and billions of reserves. Obama must be crazy and must learn from that professor, there are so many more beautiful things to admire, including TT Durai’s small ikan bilis golden tap. What’s the big deal if a single cabinet of a corrupted CEO is $150,000?

Singaporeans must learn to appreciate being jobless is about having a good rest and big party after building up so much reserves as a nation, and you can have $200 in March 1st and in July as well#4. What more can a poor ikan bilis have asked for? Or do you really want to be labelled as a ‘communist’? Just be grateful.

Don’t follow that crackpot Obama going around insulting such heavenly talented#5 elites for their well deserved exotic furnitures and wanting such a few puny affordable planes. If a professor doesn’t drill the idea into Singaporeans, Scope shalt remind all Singaporeans of their rightful places that Obama or USA can be communist but Singapore shouldn’t be. Who do you think Singaporeans are? Just a bunch of unmotivated crackpots who day-in day-out go green-eyes of the talented elites who have helped bring many of you out from stressful jobs into resting moments and they bring in so many bargains in as well#6…

This morning, Scope had his breakfast… it’s about only $20. So cheap~ See? Even Scope is saving. But of course, my lunch later in town may cost a bit more… about $104. But it’s consider cheap, because yesterday’s breakfast was buffet at a hotel and you can guess for yourself how much it was.

Let Obama be a communist, Scope has to rush out for lunch. You see, my personal health consultant has seriously ‘condemned’ my lifestyle of taking in so much meat after 8pm… and insisted that I follow his program. So… before I rush out for a moment, I’d like to inform the kpo readers that Bugis OG is on sales. I got myself a new pair of leather shoes at 27% discount. It was orignally $155. Scope was happy like fuck~

By the way, people can’t blame me for missing in action for so long since… really, Scope was over-reacting from too many bowls of sharkfins lately… The heat got me, and I was down with a sorry flu#7. And what happen when you got a flu? Does anybody take photos just to look like a pile of drooling shit…?#8

Anyway, I’m back!

Sorry, Spidey. I steal your line…

Busybody Haunt: Familiar Face At Geylang.

If I were to blog about something hotter than Xiaxue, I almost could. That’s jolly well because the other night while I was patrolling Geylang again for the thrill of it, there was a hooker in all yellow, with a cute hairpin and she stood like Kathryn, smiled like Kathryn and even talked like Kathryn; Of course, she did look like Kathryn. And supposedly, she’d be about S$100#9.

If I had paid her the fucking money, I’d have something explosive enough to blog about.#10

Not that somebody had booked her the entire night. She was standing next to the drive-in carpark in bright yellow… seemingly soliciting independently and was happily chatting with her phone when I first saw her. Closer observation showed that she was younger than Kathryn. It might not have been her lucky night since I decided to cross the road and observe… but for hours, she had no business.#11

She just stood there without even a drink for hours, and… while the other hookers may be proactive, she just stood there…

Nay~ I don’t fuck prostitutes.#12 In spite that was pretty tempting and Scope is pretty open-minded#13 about such things, but the idea of paying her to suck a cock she’d probably never feel anything for remains a hilarious notion. No matter how she resembled her, she’s was just not her.

There were some very sweet beauties in the China lorong trying to negotiate with me to bang them but… I was more curious at the men surrounding two fattie shortie Ang Moh hookers#14. Strange. And the beauties beside me took the chance to solicit as I came to a halt to giggle at the funny sight. Those uncles obviously prefered uglier pale faces than those China beauties. Perhaps it was about fresh experience.

Other than Geylang, nothing usually as thrilling in Singapore… But going to Geylang ever since would mean having to resist temptation from that motherfucker look-alike. Umm… I’d need a virginity lock of some sorts, with solid iron casting. Visa usually lasts merely a month, so perhaps I’d go sight-seeing at Geylang after the month; if she is not a local, she’d have vanished by then.

Edison Chen: The Fucker Is Back!

Don’t really feel like blogging about Edison… I mean, he’s a great AV king, his cock is normal, and Cecilia’s Lucas would probably get to see his mum’s licking skill a couple of years from now and discover a new use for his with other women… What is Edison? He’s just a fucker.

Feeling jealous already?#15

There could be a shamelessly long Q of local ladies hoping to lick his golden cock. And Scope looks forward to more of his AV productions. Come on… this is pretty rampant in the entertainment industry; And as mentioned, the public doesn’t decide Edison’s fate, like it or not. The focus now falls on the growing Lucas and other girls’ future kids’ reactions to Uncle Edison’s cock.

‘This is the infamous sausage our mums sucked greedily…’

So the mother-fucker is back#16. I hope the coming sluts’d do a better show than the previous batch.

 What else am I expected to touch on this news? It’s news over-cooked too many times already.

#1 Is he anti-Teo-Chee-Hean? The typical story is refering to the aspiring chef-wannabe who disappeared more than a week from office during crisis to spend some S$15,000 overseas as permanent secretary when Singaporeans as Scope are getting a miserable $200 in March 1st. Minister Teo was heard reprimanding such… insensitive move. Hence the joke that rich must be careful of showing off lavish consumptions ever since. Scope doesn’t think Minister Teo is communist, anyway.

#2 The fact is… silk quilt is really softer, lighter, and way more comfortable than the usual type. It’s not really a lavish spending when Singapore is so hot and it doesn’t make cow sense getting other materials to make things more uncomfortable.

#3 Many China workers in Singapore have complained about the lousy bosses who con no lesser than they being unreasonably barbaric, and poor work conditions. It’s just culture… a culture of no culture, ie. What else? Singapore ranks very high in having a pretty unmotivating work condition whereby workers are highly, hence, unmotivated. The decendents of coolies… LOL~

#4 It’s actually an amount to offset the GST that shouldn’t have existed at all. The problem about this sort of grants is neither the poor feel getting much benefits from the GST introduced nor much allowances out of the poverty cycles with such a meagre sum. And the way the grant is offered is pretty hilarious by international standards… Those jobless in bigger houses will get much lesser than those working and getting big bucks having smaller houses locally and buying big houses overseas. The argument is that you can always sell your big house for smaller ones, but in many cases, this is totally ridiculous because many younger generation Singaporeans can’t even purchase new homes with such heavenly price tags and have to stay with their parents. A point of high discontent towards the highly paid talented government hence grows steadily. Nothing much have been done all these years on such arrangements… $200 is not even enough to pay for the road tax, the fines, the fuel and so on if the poor needs a car to work.

#5 LOL~ 

#6 Scope seriously thinks the leaders worth that much of high pay this round doing a wonderful job by running many businesses into the verge of collapse or already have collapsed despite so much alarms raised over the years from the public, that without their talented good intentions in bringing us the fire-sales, how can people shop paying lesser? If they have stupidly listened to those noisy alarms and avoided this crisis with sufficient preparations, many won’t have the chance of cheap bargains before they’d migrate elsewhere. Scope hopes the talents don’t overwork themselves if they end up benchmarking their superb performance to the jobless’. Look at the bright side, and you will find the world a beautiful place running amok with talents…

#7 I am getting some bird nest later, that should cool things down… It’s nothing lavish since it’s purely done as medication.

#8 I have to confess, CGPs are slacking in production, but there is a good reason. The terminal for their production is currently facing a monitor failure issue, and a new LCD is coming in next month. Nonetheless, Scope is staying away from heaty food such as sharkfins for a while. Maybe the chef used too much ginseng, or…

#9 The hooker didn’t wear a SIA uniform… she should. Perhaps business would have gone up for her. Still, she was shockingly resembling to Kathryn and the next shock was, I didn’t pull her into the hotel. LOL~

#10 And you actually literally really expect Scope to blog about it if he did fuck the look-alike? LOL~

#11 If you are wondering why, I am more puzzled as well. How could she have no business? Maybe she was not as active as she should have been than her competitors. The shakers get the dicks… LOL~

#12 Factually so, so far. Doesn’t mean Scope is no normal healthy guy with wonderful doses of libido to spread the love around… My resistance to very beautiful hookers is second to none, but that’s only in usual case. This look-alike would be a major challenge to the superb resistance since she disturbed my memory. But Scope has his own superb alternative ’defence’… if he can stay away from the real thing for a lifetime, staying away from Geylang for a few months is nothing. Which is why it is almost next to impossible to dig a factual Scopic sex scandal. So please continue to enjoy reading about rousing tales…

#13 To be precise… Love matters more than sex in my personal view on sissy relations. I’d readily forgive girls who sleep around not habitually as bitches do, but they must really feel something for Scope. And the problematic part is… everyone wants to marry me, and I should have converted to Islam. But it doesn’t really solve the problem even if I do become a muslim because most if not all of them wanted monopoly… Since females are slaves to social norms, in general, the solution is simply polygamy on national basis. A girl will more likely marry a jerk than the one she loves for the sake of social norm. Stupid but true, that is why you can’t rationalize things with girls… What they love, they hardly want to share. And most love social norms in real…

#14 The perfect example of market supply to stupid demand… Those sluts were merely average looking but they were ang mohs. And those uncles were slaves to ang mohs. You can imagine if Eva Mendes were to be hooking in Geylang… she’d probably never get to rest. LOL~ This hints the demand for white sex workers at Geylang.

#15 There is nothing to be jealous about Edison because you can also DIY. Those girls got pretty expensive items from Edison, if you convert the items into cash… for every materialistic girl Edison fucked, you can fuck a couple more from high-class clubs. Those girls are publicly cursing Edison when it was not him who purposely leaked those juicy contents, so how much love was real for Edison? If you are jealous of Edison, something must be wrong with you when you can produce even more AVs by visiting Geylang. It’s still the cash for sex.

#16 Other than Cecilia… are they any more mothers in his casualty list?

 

Economy Bad: Singapore May Have Snap Erection.

[Actually, Scope has intended to do something more explosive than this one. But the intended beauty of the the intended version will take alot of time. I have no mood to, so here's a 'cute' and super lazy version of Scope. Scope is also awaiting for erection election... LOL~]

The mortals fill up the church to make the holy confessions that they have sold their souls to Satan… so that God forgives all their sins, laughs, and sends them all to hell.

There have been a couple of happenings in Singapore for hot blogging but when even CGPs are dragging my feet, I don’t really have much libido for sexy issues such as the torched MP#1 and the argument on the fate of the fire-starter or this http://2009.igaoo.com/81230if3a6fb5ff78b9be0 (News of Scope, courtesy from China). Remember, neither politics nor laws are topics for this blog… Scope has his loads of shits on laws blogged here and it shouldn’t surprise any folks that a politically apathetic online old bird doesn’t fuck political bees.

Spotted an imposter using the name I used for checking things out at ERC commenting in TheOnlineCitizen with a not so diplomatic tone in those comments. Perhaps Scope has indeed become so popular and important that impersonating#2 has become available online.

Should I be happy with such free publicity?

Put it this way, a better suggestion is that people pretend to be Kathryn, buy out her photos and start a fake blog of her using those photos. You can certainly draw many erotic quotes from Scope online, why not? You think Scope’d even care? At least Scope would thank those idiots for her photos. Frankly speaking, Scope doesn’t care if even a JC friend I met recently still laughed at me for lusting after Kathryn all these dog years and hugging so many pretty others; why should I be bothered about imposter activities at TOC? Now the issue is this, Scope WILL go on to hug and kiss her#3 to illustrate the point here: He can’t be bothered.

Scope may be agitated, but he can’t be bothered about all these possibilities online, no matter if it’s the imposter at the massive anti-incumbent site when he can’t be bothered about declaring his everlasting lust after Kathryn, ie. if that’s the term that JC joker would like to coin. Blogging is personal to me, and it remains personal to the man. That’s all.

Loving-tender shit… So much for it.

Talk about lust… Look west look west~ Scope is taking after Xiaxue. This Valentine’s Day… can anyone suggest a way to grab a beauty from any part of any western states? Love love here I come, don’t wait for me since I’d catch up with you! ♥Wink♥ ♥ Wink♥

[It doesn't matter if Scope doesn't understand politics for the blog needs a CGP here... But this is yet another lazy piece because... as one can tell, it's just a simple reliance on some special effects, and you got to see the one and only Scope anyway. A more... elaborated one for this theme is coming. So watch it!]

Scope: Bloggers into Politics.

This is a very interesting topic, but it’s not more important than to celebrate the blog’s flying past of 50,000 (or 51,000 hits soon) hits. If Xiaxue’s not entering politics with her daily 30,000 hits, Scope is probably more interested with the sexy butts of beautiful women, if 50,000 hits can be transacted as 50,000 euros… getting chicks would be so much easier, isn’t it?

Well, laugh~

Scope doesn’t understand local politics because it is far more complicated and could be far more dirtier than people could even have imagined, not to say of Scope the obvious idiot. Scope would be so foolish to generalise that the government actually knows everything, hence certain issues may appear more than meets the eyes to the leaders especially if they are old. Especially in the internet age. But bloggers going into politics is no longer new, online force has brought Obama his needed success and of course, our Northern neighbour had a recent fair share of political phenomenon in blogging as well.

Yawnz… Why do I always feel so sianz when it comes to ranting about puzzling issues? I might as well mutate into a monotaur and fuck the maze. Won’t that be alot easier? The more you know, the more you’d feel sick. The more you look, the more you know many things need to be done in all these complications#4 and… of course, by then Scope would already be in a nap hugging his girls in his sweet sweet wet dreams.

It could be easier to convince myself of the ugly world than the smart dogs barking up the wrong trees.

Chui Harn sms-ed me just now that she is changing phone numbers… So did ole Kelly did such thing back then. Scope just went with the flow and sms-chat with Kelly. Naughty me… Anyway, it was quite fun. My suggestion is still, don’t try those people from Friendster, if you want exciting juice, try having Kathryn sms me that her mobile changes number. If I am in the mood, I don’t mind the fun#5.

Talking about Friendster… the number of ‘friends’ has been cut since its major technical revamp back then and that’s just too bad. I thought they say the affected head-counts will be reinstated? No? Some upgrade that was…

[To be or not to be] Scope sometimes read TheOnlineCitizen#6, and recently… yet another case of injustice exposed at UTR whereby we all read the police response. Online is a wonderful place where you can also pick up Major sued SAF alongside with parents whose child got hurted in two respective cases, plus Scope got to see Mr Mark Balakrisnan (online rumor says that’s son of Dr Balakrisnan, a Singapore Minister) in such a cool stylish outfit out of a green box, and many many others. Indeed, sometimes Scope when very boliao would also browse through all those sites by random to read the wonderful stories in Singapore. In spite of the fun, understanding them is hardly easy because… come on, do you expect Scope to go and waste fucking good time to figure out where Mas Saladman is now?#7

Come on, I don’t deal with rumors… but women.#8

Quality time should be spent understanding which underwears would bimbos prefer to go along with their airports… That makes good business sense, eh? What people need to burn their brain cells on are things including how to build an even larger circle in Singapore and make it turn forever and also build the first ever castle in the air.

Seriously speaking, Scope doesn’t think Xiaxue is going into politics with her 30,000 hits a day, nor should Scope be… his last few days’ daily hits only about 500~600. You ever see constituency only 1200 people one meh?

Scope is very happy citizen that if he asks government for $1,000,000 government gives $10,000 a month. Like this can oredi. How can so ambitious go politics when the trend is go overseas…? Interestingly, today surf upon this site, cannot even go  www.IPS.org.sg cos very du-lan (Singlish: A casual term means not shiok. Pronounce similar to Durai.) every time page cannot load one. Scope very sad… this IPS (Institute of Policy Studies) is Singapore think tank, since Scope is idiot so if can load the think tank site then can be a bit smarter what~

You heard the old people said or not? You went to temples, you saw those dummies made-in-wood, you touch touch their heads will make you a bit smarter.

Even such Think Tank site got technical problems, hardly possible that there are no problems in Singapore lor#9~ But Scope grabs a ‘close-door topic’ and it’s about ‘Emigration of young Singaporeans‘. The solution? Very simple lah! You read those government approved or associated smarties out there showing people how to make BIG money and so on? All IPS got to do is get Singapore to use reserves to pay for every single Singaporean to make big money, to reach promised pinnacles, everyone so fucking rich, where then got people want to migrate? Singapore face also shines in the world!

Then Preston degrees will also then become hot cakes…

Frankly speaking, Singaporeans should not be worried, with so many government approved genius mongers running amok in town, other economies will become -2%~1%, our economy sure +20%~100%! You know why? Because many geniuses are here to help Singapore ‘avoid the investment mistakes other people made’!#10

So where got bloggers got chance to enter politics? Singaporeans will be very happy in the era of seeing gold raining at their faces, many people would be weeping with joy, so grateful that our PM would be shouting ‘Medeka’ from the claws of poverty that even those who have migrated to hell by jumping the MRT tracks would want to migrate back into Singapore! Scope can already imagine MM Lee’s face shining with glorious pride as Singapore goes down history in such a manner.

Scope is feeling so proud to be a Singapore citizen that I feel such urge to join the great PAP! Where can I sign up? Where can I sign up?! I want to learn how to lead so that I could be a good leader shouting ‘Medeka’ in Russia learning how to cook by disappearing for 12 months#11.

[What Kind Of Leader Singaporeans Want?] At the end of the day, this is the sort of question the voters need to ask themselves. Why are you voting? Every vote is a stake placed not on you, but on your family. Because the kind of leader you are voting in is the kind of leader you are getting Singapore to groom for the entire term, and the kind of future you are pushing your entire family plus your sweet children into. So don’t play play… You want God to stop the Earth cracking you don’t vote in pretenders. Pretenders who tell you they are the last ass ace you got only got shits for you in store. The smart alecs will never really bother about your life and death, and they only know how to resort to stupid smartie tricks and nothing solid. #12

So what kind of leaders you want to help you, you must help yourself first! The fucking choice is in your fucking hands, and if your fucking brain is thinking about fucking in Geylang… fuck you. So you vote anyohow the sampan sinks, and you sinks alongside… Do you understand? What? You want to go Geylang to fuck your daughter, your wife, your grandmama? When the sampan sinks, that’s your own choice because you don’t take your choice seriously. And blame your dick and nothing else.

In general, yawnz… …

Vote in the good men, so that fucking God knows heaven is reserved for good souls and don’t kee-siao ending up blessing the mortals with assholes and disasters. If you no know how to tell good men or not, maybe you have checked your dicks too much for an answer whereby they will always tell you: Fuck off.

How to vote like this?#13

Okay, the message here is very simple. If any blogger wants be that 黑人牙膏 Obama, you better wise up. First of all, you need the blessing of 黑人, then you need 牙膏. Without both, you die. Scope brushes his teeth every half year… you know why? Because I heard some people never brush teeth for whole life. I no fucking care whether your blog how many hits because Singaporeans only care you got 牙膏 or not, and if 黑人 all bless you by they going to hell. If they no go to hell, it’s your problem to send them.

Now side tracking too much into toothpaste… You want to go election, you must ask yourself the relevant question: What the fucking fuck do those fuckers want that they will vote for you and fuck care the rest? This is way more important than what those fuckers don’t want of others that they should want you. What they don’t want, they simply don’t care. Which is why you are wasting your time because just because they no want bimbos doesn’t mean they no want the cash (eg) Xiaxue can offer. And obviously, just because they want the cash doesn’t mean they give you their lives or want to die. So bloggers going into politics must first understand what the fuckers really want when they would vote for you.

If you still don’t understand the fucking message, you are more stupid than Scope, and you should join Scope chasing women’s backsides…

Politics… fucking politics… Luckily a goondoo as Scope is too clean for dirty business. Scope is very happy watching the birds and fucking bees humming ‘World Peace’, listening to crap music, and drooling sliva staring at Kathryn’s old photos, and when really sianz maybe complain this complain that. Look, Scope is just a fucking citizen with a brain size slightly bigger than the monkeys’ and less than half of those in the IPS producing chim chim views which he can only yawn at as a retard.

If anyone becomes leader, got any fucking career for Scope then I thank you very much.

Fuck care, fuck care… What the fuck is politics? Stinks more than my Hong Kong big footie.

By the way, if anyone wants Scope to stand for erection election, I’d think about it if people can offer $1,000,000. My legs are certainly very tired, the only part on my tired body that can still stand ferociously may be about as long as any of my legs but I don’t think normal people use that to walk the extra miles. I’d need tonics, and of course I’d need the money to buy the DVD just to watch Stephen Chow’s pointing middle finger in  ‘Big Inside Investigator 007′. If you miss that part, you must try not to buy pirated version.

Bloggers entering politics, eh…?#14

Does Scope look like a fucking leader? Many people said Scope looks  like Tony Leung, Andy Lau and even that 张国荣… nobody says I look like GW Bush~ That’s probably a blessing in disguise. A career in parliament to serve the people is pretty rewarding, high class and high; although Scope has no intention to appear in Parliament because you can expect PM laughs facing me when Scope talks cock sings song, but Scope would not condemn aspiring bloggers for wanting to meddle with the state’s future. After all, my cock is longer than Nile River and my song last till the end of Milky Way, if you nuke Singapore, Scope can always talk cock sing song in his blog in Twin Towers using duo core Pentium or even go USA to join the Highwayman.

What kind of leader do you want?

No matter what, you want is you want, you want doesn’t mean you’d get. Because you want I no want, then how?

I will never want small people to push Singapore into hell.

How many bloggers are not small people? #15

I beg your pardon?

[Baby Scope aiming with a real weapon. By teenage, Scope would become a professional sniper. I'd give you my best shot.]
#1 MP Seng was a brave PAP MP who was first punched months back and now… BBQ-ed by another resident.

#2 There are other sites where the same ID appears…

#3 Chok Soon may have said she’s married, but 张柏芝 is also married. But I am no fan of the latter, so… LOL~ I think Chok Soon lied about her… but it’s ok. I don’t trust Singaporeans.

#4 As the old saying goes, if you don’t want the job, there is a Q of people waiting to do something about it. But only idiots will enjoy such jobs in all the complications involved. Smarties will never make things right other than their own. So why are they in politics?

#5 Don’t~ever~trust~anything~online. It’s only fun you are after, so just stay funny and have fun. By the way, if someone sends you a sms saying Scope is changing mobile number… Maybe. He’s changing his address to his house in China… so (eg) SAF can send posting order via Speedpost. You can’t trust Singaporeans, you can’t trust online Singaporeans… except Scope lah~

#6 …plus a slew of other rubbish…

#7 And where, and where… is the bad man~ I don’t blame Minister Wong for his escape. So many Singaporeans looking to escape so very hard job only to take care of foreigners.

#8 Scope is a 100% Man. For the ethernal sake of mankind, Scope adovcates lusting after women… Isn’t the PM still wanting more babies? How to have more babies if Scope fucks assholes…? Biologically speaking, it’s the virginal that counts, since sperms travel through the tube to the eggs then got babies. Scope got a grade B3 in Biology basically by describing how you should fuck the right animal for the right result. He tries to refrain using the word ’sexual intercourse’ because more bytes mean more carbon pollution and Scope is environmental friendly… besides, his fingers need some rest… so, fuck you.

#9 They have better think of something fast… and faster. LOL~ Maybe Scope should join the think tank. How’s the pay like for being Myron? Myron, Myron, the one and only. LOL~

#10 The government should really do something about all those craps and compensate all the victims… I think the entire Singapore is victimised. Why not? It’s a shame and it is an insult to our wise government and somebody by the surname Lee could say Singaporeans stupid again.

#11 Normally 12 months are needed for obtaining a doctorate, such as one from the prestigeous Preston… cooker academy.

#12 I am definitely making an honest mistake here in saying this… or am I not?

#13 The truth about election may be that men think with their dicks, women are irrational, and hence children inherit the fucking world to be their toy to learn how to fuck using dicks on irrationalism… No mention of condoms here… So we have a disaster baby boom! Ka-boom!

#14 Scope can’t promise anything. Maybe when he had his fun in blogging rubbish, he may find a new playground in politics. If it takes the strength of the Gods to break hell… then you will have no choice but to take up the post offered by heaven. Imagine Scope becoming the champion against the brute might of Satan and his satanic bastards… Burn motherfucker burn… Can’t the world just stay out of trouble for a century or two?

#15 Never forget, this is a cultural desert, and my cock sings more beautifully than the shameless critters’ pillar-crushing giggling. Lucifer has fallen from heaven into hell… that’s his choice the mortals must bear the consequence for. Marching against a horde of evil demon spawns and heartless zombies… are Singaporeans ready for it? You may end up relying on an army of horny sheeps from Geylang to fight for justice. LOL~ Singapore… Who will crusade against Satan’s armies being as weak as the whining sheeps? Satan can create many undead… Scope would like to save the world by inviting all beautiful women to help produce an army of angels… Wonderful idea, a fuck a day keeps the demon at bay. Join the sacred course now! LOL~ Do your part to save the fucking world!

 

Shameless Securities: Ignorance Is A Bliss.

[Even robots need rest, not to say a blogger should take a break. It would be pretty busy soon after this posting. In any case, this is your darling Scope on a patch of green. When I migrate, I want a field of green with plenty of flowers to watch sunrise and sunset... romantic... ]

I always thank the deaf for listening, that’s probably why I blog for the blind.

There was a quarrel, and I have decided to blog about it after some consideration*; hopefully, this will help those who are at a loss. The anger is one thing, but the quarrel yielded a very fundamental issue: Singaporeans’ typical unreasonableness. Imagine staying in a zoo with a growth of beasts at an increasing rate, Scope has to live among the small people in a family as well. The fortune tellers are very accurate… I have ‘contributed’ to my mum’s health this year, but they would be in huge problems next year…

Already Dad’s condition is getting worse. But I can’t do much. That is particularly because of his own choices along what fate has offered. It’s all fated, with his choices. Can’t explain… too complicated.

I have chosen to return from China to recover instead of heading for Ningbo, because Cathy also needs a chance. And I have become very disappointed with her because she is still not thinking, but the love for my women has never been fake. Deciding to return is not good or bad decision. Despite the fortune tellers’ warning that she would be more troubles than a blessing, it’s a fated choice. It’s very hard to be a good man, especially in a cultural desert with hordes of assholes purposely produced to wreck havoc.

Women… as I told a boy online, they can come, they can go, and they come back again, and they can go again…

Yes. They all are destined for hell, and I am very well aware of it. But what can I do? Other than making them paying back with their elements to enrich mine… it’s all fated. But once the small people’s elemental caches are depleted… 

My brother is blessed with luck. Accordingly, I prey upon his elemental cache as well. Which also means, he must become one of those small people and own me something. My family’s elemental cache ensures my survival as an infant, and protects my growth, and this tiny island’s elemental cache will obviously cover the rest. Brother’s elemental cache is depleting as well… which means as long as he stays within this family and creates issues against me, he’d end up in a mess eventually. The more unreasonable he is, the more I’d get… while of course, this vampire won’t be any happier either way… he is still my brother in this mortal life.

Before I bank in my dividend, I finally know I have to think even faster before their fate catches up on them. Small people’s elemental cache is the blood for a vampire, a very benevolent Scope. Singapore is no doubt a good cache. My parents can’t shield brother forever when they themselves are the preys. When Cathy suggested that I invested with Brother’s good opportunities, I told her she must be crazy outright. My brother had joined this scam called Sunshine Empire. I tried to warn him, warn this silly family, but no one… none will listen. And the muddleheads in this family actually stopped me. Naturally, I was very upset…

They will not listen, but I was of course the isolated chap. Subsequently, I have also warned them not to take MAS for a joke. Brother would not listen, and he expected Sunshine’s smarts could counter MAS… And they have everything to withstand any attacks… of course, including their smart alec excuses. I was hence the poor smart alec doomsayer, of course.

Pure greed, pure shameless greed based on nosensical reasonings blinds Singaporeans… and I have to suffer for that. It’s always like this, hence the more elements for my consumption. It may be why it is neither right nor wrong in deciding to return to Singapore.

Brother has a very huge problem… He wanted control of the vehicle, and he clicked very well with a pair of parents who could not understand much and choose a blind acceptance to social norms which in turns mean that even I could not do anything to right things, hence he is free to wreck havoc. The Father of Scope has chosen this path and Scope always got the blames for struggling in this madness, when they are the ones who chose.

While he loves to pick on Scope for petty issues and making nosensical accusations at Scope, this brother has forgotten… it was he who bankrupted the trusts of many with the scam, in spite of my painstaking efforts of fighting to reason with the entire family; and it was he who with this scam destroyed Mum’s long relationship with her one good pal for over thirty years from her maiden days; and it was also he who made a very good ‘friend’ whereby banks and lawyers and such are after this ‘friend’ while pestering the entire family for a ‘friend’ who is really an outsider and has never stayed with us… Typical Singaporean he is. He doesn’t seem to understand or accept the reality that despite my refusal to work in Singapore, that before he even started selling anything with Sunshine Empire, his brother here had a rich experience in sales and such…

And he wants to be in control.

He said Scope doesn’t know what is right and wrong, and he has to be the one to enlighten me.

His defence is equally ridiculous… with a totally elastic memory. He still thinks those investments were risky and the people should have known about the risks… and he just made his own losses and it doesn’t affect me so I cannot make noises, and there is nothing wrong in this! This scam never seems to wake him up… He still thinks that this scam was risky and the people should have known about the risks, and that is only right. So Mum has lost a friend, and he got many people involved in a scam that MAS has pounced upon.

He thinks he is right because he made his own losses and the people around us have received money, after a struggle to make claims upon the scam and of course, after incurring opportunity costs for many.

He thinks Mum’s friend for many many years was a bad woman to be a friend, this loss is ok… and that’s right, again.

And yes… he thinks that joining a scam is better than not to work in Singapore, now flooding with rascals, instead of looking overseas for opportunities. And of course, he still thinks these excuses make sense, and he is right. And does he remind anybody of those crowding at Hong Lim Park for their investments gone sour? He’s lucky he is in Singapore, and not China. Singaporean crowds won’t kill, as yet… Mainland crowds… can.

Small island, small people.

[This is facing the CBD of Singapore. The way many Singaporean companies are fooling around has helped created havoc spreading now to overseas... In the case of reputation damage control, this is none of Scope's problem because that's the older guy's say. Anything that thrills Scope in Singapore... can't be missed. I am reluctant to return to camp for reservist but I am unwilling to apply for deferment, this has to be due to the bad impression of SAF and the thrill of a new experience. How can you blog with 365days on Geylang? I'd piss I doing that. Can't really be bothered if nobody bothers me; this world has become crappier by the minute.]

So where is the great smartie Sunshine Empire with also great connections here and there now? And he still got cheek to say I don’t have friends in Singapore… Now with such good ‘friends’ of his, who needs enemy? And for months after months, the family has to entertain from morning to night the pursue of his friend from various parties. And his response to Scope is a simple: I know why he got into this problem. So what you know, brother… You got so many affected, and do you really know your friend at all? And most ridiculously, Mum’s good friend for dog years is bad when this friend of yours is good.

When you are just lucky that the bunch of NKF jokers didn’t get away and you people just went scotts free… Is it just about your puny losses? And you like to pick on your brother for falling on the safe side, and be irresponsible because he refused to join scams and work for scambags in this… cultural desert. I am not a good brother… What do you want as a brother? Someone who encourages you to be petty, to join scams, to be a smart alec, to help lose and condemn Mum’s peers, to push responsibilities to those investors, and go and have guts to fight against authorities and such… and to just let you go freehand and let your friend’s deeds disturb the entire family when you may go around telling people as sister may that this brother is bad? Go ahead, and jump conclusions.

If you are not even my own brother, why should I even talk to you? Why don’t I just join those at Hong Lim Park and talk to them? Why do I only warn you about MAS? Why do I ever even bother to reason with you? I have never needed to once raised my voice in the months in China. The world can say I am bad, who the fuck care? You think I even care what those simpletons think?

Yeah, you work… Now where is the money? How much have you made? S$6m or S$22,000 a month? Or more than Chen Shui Bian has made himself from those idiotic Taiwanese who elected him? If money is the gauge… I have a couple of millions stashed overseas, hiding in middle east, China, Sweden… and some allowance in Malaysia. Does that make you a puny slave? Of course, I leave out this part. Money comes and goes… Silly brother, it is only our relationship that I even made any efforts to be that angry. This is your choice, this is the fate. You are just pure greedy yet ignorant and disgusting, and you even dare to meddle with your brother’s business and tell me what is right and what is wrong.

Look at those people at Hong Lim Park… Go and sell them more investments! Sell them Moonshine Underwear Jubilee investments and tell me you are right! I am going to bank in my puny cheque, go Malaysia and be my disgusting king… And when the parents have left, you can go on and be your wonderful Mr Right in Singapore and go foot your mountain high medical costs for all I fucking care with all those puny sums you got by working and working like a mule. Ignorance is such a bliss.

If you join another scam… you may not be that lucky again since the government won’t be forever the same.

It’s the same with Cathy, and everyone else around Scope. And all can have it your way; the whole world can say I am a bad brother, a bad son, a bad lover and for all the fuck I care… Did I make any choices for anyone? Did anyone listen at all? And you guys and gals want is to blame Scope… You are all going to hell because of your thinking, why do I need to bother about what you are thinking? All I care should be whether I absorb more elements and strike lottery the way I did in China…

My role in this mortal world is very simple… you fuck up, I suck, and you sink and to hell you go. Period.

Satan and God have a pact… Mortals have their own choices to make**, that includes all the drifters. Even Scope has to suffer for choosing to give people chances. There is no exception.

Whether this story is real or not, the point is… is it really Scope’s problem?

[As much as Scope hates uniforms... but young girls once got excited seeing Scope in this outfit. They think it was kinda cute. And this is the first time you'd see Scope in SAF uniform. But there is one problem... The boots are missing. It's been about 10 years since ORD... Where the fuck are the boots...?]

老男人：周初明没什么好可怜的。

前些日子，国内报道（新加坡）周某人患病，结果一大堆三姑六婆说他很可怜，还引起了不少反应。表姐也说他可怜，应该支持他。老男人笑了。一群吃饱了撑着的七嘴八舌连是非都搞不清楚就瞎嚷嚷。不是老男人没怜悯之心，但我非常清楚这天下的不公和问题。要说周初明可怜，那你晃悠一下本地医院和大陆，真正的可怜的又有多少人去关注，去帮忙？那些千千万万失业的大队，要帮助他们比帮助无药可救的周初明还容易实在。这个社会现在骗子一大堆，垃圾一大堆，富有的邪魔歪道下的受害者不胜枚举，谁又可怜他们了？

想当年NKF肾脏筹款的大骗局，周初明就没有参与过？那一帮子戏子有没有可怜过这些愚蠢的长舌妇，叫她们别浪费棺材本了？又谁可怜过那些肾脏病人？周初明听说将瘫痪，但有不少肾脏病人就在大家心照不宣下筹款并帮杜莱捞个脑满肠肥而死掉了。谁又曾可怜过那千千万万在腐败下病死或被高额医药费吓死整死了的百姓？一个周初明就那么可怜？那么那些跳楼自杀的，他们与他们的妻儿老小谁不更可怜？他们连一个生存的机会都没有！那个跳铁轨自杀的，临终口袋才12元！那才是真正的可怜！周初明可怜？

周初明是患病了。但他也算不白活了。虽然新传媒实力浅浅，但毕竟他还是本土小生。他当了那么多年小生，但培养了几个好艺人？从来就没听过。他入行了那些年，赚了钱又可怜了多少人？你听过几个？新加坡媒体和垃圾一样烂，他又有没有组织或出钱去培养生力军？好像也没有。这样的人，有什么好可怜的？我实在纳闷。

老男人可怜阿娇。对，阿娇好似婊子，但她上进。阿娇没什么钱了，但比起新加坡一大票妄自尊大的小明星，阿娇反而值得尊重。周初明不要怪老男人不可怜他，因为坦白说……你看那个什么东方比利。病到这样还搞什么健康活动，滑稽不，讽刺不？周初明的病是无药可救，但比起好多穷途潦倒努力寻找机会，努力勇闯国外的和无数身兼数职，甚至顶着病痛养育子女的女子，周初明可怜吗？周初明病倒了，瘫痪了，还有娇妻照顾。那么多人失业，那么多人困在一个国家，那么多人面对巨额医药费，那么多人哪……死了的，你可怜；无药可救的，你也可怜……

那些能够救，那些还在挣扎求存的，你们TMD都不可怜。这不就是鬼话吗！

[新加坡社会乱象] 现在社会紊乱，报纸应该带头为那些真正需要帮助的，真正可怜的一群寻求社会关注与实质帮助。

基本上，连本地的传媒都‘可怜’到巩俐阿嫂都懒得留下来发展。那更别说周润发或那个新加坡女婿吴振宇……不少还以为老男人是新加坡‘明星’。笑话～这样说简直就是侮辱老男人。新加坡能够出几个刘德华？其实真正的可怜是不是新加坡人本身？虽然是非不分，虽然无知可笑，虽然莫名其妙，虽然现在国内一大堆垃圾，但却乐得其所，却什么都不管，不闻不问，这不可怜吗？周初明的病是治不好了；新加坡人的病就治得好了？

那么多人可怜周初明……

谁来可怜新加坡人？***

老男人不怕引起公愤，因为都是公粪。鲜花（闲话）插在公粪上，犹如对牛弹琴。也许现在你会发现原来老男人的文笔就那么刁钻……老男人的笔锋本来就很辣的。国际闻名……嘿嘿嘿～

其实，很多人实在比周初明可怜。人可以瘫痪，其实国家也可以瘫痪的，只是很多人都是大近视……

别再可怜周初明了。他的人生真的有那么可怜吗？他人生的精彩是为了人们的怜悯而来的吗？周初明真的那么想吗？民众又能如何？你们有神药可以救他吗？没有的话，还不如现在去帮助真正需要帮助也帮得了的人和事儿。有个阿伯，老男人让位给他，他将越来越老，但他‘还没有老到需要我让位’，所以他不领情。周初明还没瘫痪呢～他如果需要各界的可怜，那也太贱了。他又不是没事业，也不是没妻儿。没事业大家可以帮助他，没老婆可以给他介绍……

没药救，给点儿自尊好了。

老男人觉得这个社会简直不可理喻。父母在时，赶他们去老人院；他们死了才年年上坟头扫墓显孝心，求真字，求平安……子欲养而亲不在。其实说穿了，良心问题。现在的人，几个还有一点儿良心的？倒是势利小人不少…

这样的国，如此的家…你看人家中国，远亲不如近邻，那么的人情世故…在中国呆过，看到的也是冷酷的社会。唯一稍微不同的，父母在世时大家都比较眷顾，朋友失意时拔刀相助，国内发生禽兽不如的事情，有人敢仗义直言，甚至为此落马丢官。这种大仁大义的行为和情操，新加坡人有么？无怪乎日寇进军中原，抛头颅洒热血，甚至玩人海战术，用身体挡子弹…很多新加坡人瞧不起中国人，其实很多中国人是很令人佩服的。就中国华人这个民族，你不能不为之感到骄傲。四川地震，连叫花子都有钱捐钱。当然，也有禽兽贪污腐败…

新加坡人要可怜周初明，谁来可怜新加坡人？

周初明的人生已经获得了不少。社会还打算可怜他，他这些年又为社会实质上做了什么？你们这些三姑六婆实质上又为社会做了什么？有几个艺人又敢冒着被踢出局的风险揭穿那些筹款活动的幌子？又有几个七嘴八舌的长舌妇会为社会做出什么贡献？现在骗子那么多，他们底下的混蛋又有几个愿意大义凛然地辞职？

人言虚情假意……也有七八。

[人无心能可怜，不是人也说人话] 老男人很有同情心的。我同情那些有梦想没机会的。所以我曾经想在新加坡搞Project S。要‘救’这些有梦想有骨气有冲劲、憧憬、抱负的人总比浪费时间虚情假意去可怜本来就于事无补的事情。老男人很有爱心，我对身边的女人都以真心相待。这比很多见死不救只会说长道短，对爱情来个$5000六千的高论俗人实在。我在北京帮助了不少人，也受到了不少人的帮助。这就是社会，真正的温暖社会。老男人在恋爱中成长，在爱情中养成，热血沸腾…如果说周初明有病…其实，新加坡人的病更重。周初明无药可救，搞不好这个文化沙漠连水都没有来入药。

其实中国是个强权社会，网络管制相当恐怖，但是底下的社会…寒冬中能见到花开。人家李安花开得不清不楚，巩俐这花儿落叶矣而不归根。为什么都在国外才通常有那么大的发展？你说新加坡国小…难道80~90年代的香港有比新加坡大多少？人家有周润发，有周星驰，有张学友，连一个婊子阿娇都是世界新闻。新加坡除了自吹自擂外，除了一味儿驳斥舆论外，说穿了…人家巩俐还不是跑回中国搞事业，而不是选在所谓的机遇处处新加坡？现在的新加坡，机遇处处老男人实在不知道，但是邪魔外道倒是见了不少。

中医所云人得风邪，新加坡人要么病从浅中医，或搞不好就已经病入膏肓…老男人这两天看到了些报道觉得好笑。有人说中国有位人气女星造假，说自己是什么新加坡歌后。这有什么好报道的？娱乐圈本来就是个真假难分，是非不断的‘虚幻’行业。圈内有几件事儿是很平常的，比如说男女关系。刘德华从来就不谈自己的感情生活。谭咏麟有两个老婆。在这些人当中，有些在国外注册了，有些是明娶老婆爱同性，有些则是根本同性恋。像周慧敏和倪震在美国注册了的事儿就根本不值一提。注册也可以离婚，甚至可以否认或其实和外界完全没关系。理由其实相当简单…娱乐圈就是江湖。你说和他谈朋友，未必就真的谈朋友。新加坡群众一般上还没那么成熟到能够正确了解与看待爱情和男女关系。而在圈内，这也是因为行业需要。

怎么说呢…这不是因为偶像不偶像的问题，而是因为女星常常也得陪酒陪睡巴结关系…这些都是丑闻但也是实际运作，比如伊能静这般的荡妇就是一个可能的例子。但虽然同情哈林，也知道这样说伊能静哈林多会不高兴，但老男人实在不能苟同伊能静这类不成熟的行为。不过舆论归舆论，娱乐圈本来就不是那么简单的圈子。当年老男人就说过了，如果不是熟人，一般是不可能当老男人的经纪的。因为老男人还没有出道就有‘包租’要求，那出道了还不知道被‘卖到哪里’。哈哈哈~如果真的要为了艺术而入行，那经纪是绝对的关键。很多人大概都不明白，女艺人有‘身价’，男艺人也有的。而且一般上都是超级富婆，所以男艺人的‘收入’一般上会比女艺人多；因为富婆都比较愿意花更多钱填补自身的空虚。这是一般人不知道的小秘密。而且在圈内，有很多时候为了‘战略结盟’，不少插来插去那是很平常的。当然，听说新加坡也有，但肯定没北方带劲儿。男艺人的好处就是，‘金主’捉得好，一般可以长久；而女艺人由于男人一般都喜新厌旧，所以金主就不时得换。

当然，行情老男人是不能说的。谁啊谁在搞，那是心知肚明，心照不宣。不过老实说，男艺人要是‘金主’不是丑八怪，有时候这类交易还真不亏。事实上，拍戏不可能有多少收入，除非你天天拍，每年都好几部大制作…所以比较赚钱的却刚刚好是那些剧集、话剧。可惜新加坡人都不怎么懂。这些的收入比较稳定，话剧的收入一般更好。当然，最好的是广告，但…不太可能天天有广告拍。所以艺人不陪睡哪那么好，有那么多资方提供机会？

好像离题了……

[不成熟却爱装成熟] 反正，新加坡人一般还不成熟****。告诉我文化沙漠人成熟那是很可笑的。因为没有文化，你是非对错就乱了套。所以如何成熟？很多国人连男女关系都不明白。简单来说，如果你爱的人离开了你，你碰到了另外一个，这是什么？是缘分。那好，你们在一起。那么如果离开你的那个又明白了自己是爱你的，那么请问各位…多少个新加坡人不会说成是‘一脚踏两船’的歪理？如果全部的女人都发现你才是她们最爱的男人，都希望和你有孩子，新加坡人又会怎么想呢？

那你如果接受了所有的女人，新加坡人也许会呱呱叫。但如果为了这无知的世俗而抛弃了所有的爱情，那就负责任了？中国以前就有三妻四妾，当中也有不少‘韦小宝’类似的家庭和爱情。也有所谓的大家庭温暖，与大家庭的悲哀。所以年轻岛国的新加坡人不能算是成熟。因为身为华人后裔居多的国人居然连道德也模糊不清一知半解。许多华人祖先都是‘大家庭’出来的，难道都是无道德的后代？就说那个刘备，他本来就有两个妻子，后来还娶了年轻的孙尚香，那刘备就是个贪财好色，卑鄙无耻，道德沦亡的败类？哈哈哈哈~

老男人只是挑明了这点，新加坡人就是不成熟加无知。为什么呢？因为老男人时不时都在看社论，看到的社论说得大义凛然，说得天花乱坠…但其实都是狗屁不通。其实男女之间，相遇靠缘分，关系靠爱情，不是那些不懂装懂的高谈阔论。别说什么现代不同论。赌王何鸿桑有几个妻子？其实在新加坡婚姻制度下，重婚的问题基本上和离婚的问题是相对一样的。离婚很简单，结婚更简单，但男女的关系毕竟不是电脑程序。因为人不是一块木头。如果可以的话，应该取消可笑的单婚制。凭什么一定要把爱情制度化？凭什么要男人去辜负爱人、爱情？为什么这一辈子所爱的女人不能全部纳入一个家庭？这是不合理的。

尽管三姑六婆会说三道四，但愿不愿意加入大家庭是个别女人的意愿。这是别人的爱情，这是别人的缘分，几时轮到外人插手家事儿？关键还是在‘爱’。爱情是伟大的，而且这一辈子，除了伯乐就是爱人难得。其实老男人个人觉得，这个单婚制是好，因为一般上的女人根本就不懂爱情为何物。特别是文化沙漠中的产物…但话说回来，这个制度就根本上不让真正的爱情有机会广泛萌芽。也就是说，老男人就算有一百个爱人，九十九个要无辜受害。但，若九十九个都是爱情至上的女人，其实一个都不娶那也无所谓，或就是都集体‘婚外情’算了。那也就是说，要是周慧敏真的爱倪震，若周MM接受了其他‘姐妹’，那大家还可以其乐融融。其实新加坡也有个马来家庭的个案，只是这个大家庭唯一的问题就是那个男的禽兽不如地强奸了自己的女儿。

王八蛋……

臭鸡蛋……

乌龟王八臭鸡蛋……

哪有这种父亲的…不过事实说明了这类大家庭还是有的。

问世间，情为何物……其实，老男人享受的的确是爱情。但是，天下间，有多少女子是‘可爱’的？小傅曾说啊，她寻找是爱情，其实老男人渴望的也是爱情。我很能明白这种‘贪婪’…因为人没有心是很空虚的，那种空虚是钱和物质永远都满足不了的无底洞。但是若有很多女人，若有很多根本就不懂情为何物的女人，那下场肯定没吴岱荣或谭咏麟好。女人太多其实很烦人的。所以金庸就写了个韦小宝吧~孔老夫子不是老曰曰曰那个女子与小人难养也？其实不单是女子，男子也有‘小女子’心态的。一般上，谁受得了‘绿帽’的？因为多半男人都不懂爱情。

那个杨过和冰清玉洁的小龙女不也是天生一对儿…？但小龙女和杨过成夫妇前也不是处女了。现实中的爱情故事哪有电脑程序那么的干脆的？别说是青楼女子在贞节牌坊如此地位的年代，还不是有过可歌可泣的爱情故事？说穿了，爱……是伟大的。神圣的爱情不是小人、俗人所能揶揄的。

又离题了。不过离得好啊~

[无人地带：白带] 可怜天下父母心…周初明有父母，千千万万受苦煎熬中的父母也有父母。那个假和尚和那个混蛋的假慈善也有父母。邪魔歪道也有父母…这种败类是下地狱的，但他们的父母应该上天堂吗？我常常看人拜神求佛，算命卜卦。都是打算下地狱的，那还有脸拜神求佛？那不是信了撒旦去拜耶稣？哈哈哈~笑话！人间估计就是个大笑话。你看那个混帐陈水扁，tmd吃钱吃到天下皆知还在玩法律游戏打算自圆其说。他要是过得了关，那台湾法律肯定是个天大的笑话。而这个马英九肯定就是笑话之王。所以这个陈水扁*****还是乖乖的去吃大便算了。

贪官污吏…应该拜地藏王。地藏王是管地府的。但是这也是命。陈水扁有这个命，天界也不怪他，因为一般人都是命运的棋子。大多数的人都是到地狱报到的。天界不管，因为人们一般没有选择的智慧。就好像一条恶狗，看到屎改不了去吃。有几条好狗会不挡道的？但个个都想升天…天下如何有那么便宜的事儿？那苦修的灵魂还修练诵经啥用？有些撞了鬼还不学好。明明看到了鬼却还要当小人。明明知道要下地狱却还胡作非为。

这就是人。我靠~

这也算人，那还有禽兽与人之分吗？

* While some people suggested I should blog ‘properly’, I am blogging properly in blog sense of course… I mean, if you expect me to blog that properly why don’t I just start another theonlinecitizen.com or a New York Times online or what the fuck… Doesn’t make a fucking sense here because blogging with any considerations is blogging with no real considerations at all, and that’s the proper sense of blogging. Anyone who suggests that Scope blogs in real term should offer a million dollars for a proper publication. Reality is, there are people whom Scope meets and they can appreciate such a chin chay blog… which has been the theme of Scope’s. It’s like a movie. Just because you see Clark Kent blogs about his flight to Mars doesn’t mean that Brandon Routh is able to take bullets naked…

** Actually, this philosophy is bullshits roll into one… Most mortals don’t make choices, fate does that for everyone of them. How can everyone decides for oneself when fate’s got a role for the pleasure of the gods?

*** A chap raised this concept that a tourist to Singapore was stirring a nest of hornets… because this USA tourist blog-ed his reluctance of  revisiting Singapore. I don’t think Singapore is going on hard selling in hospitality business, but there are those who prefers to learn from ERC going around by threatening to sue consumers who make known of the dirty linens. Ironically, ERC is in the hospitality education business. Weird Singapore. Tourism is the lifeline of Singapore, and our nest of hornets are not even sparing Singapore’s life… How cool. Whose fault? My fault? But customer service in Singapore has been a huge lingering problem. All these nosenses will never stop if the government wants the craps and wants the future… a crappy future hence.

**** It’s a joke. How can Singaporeans be generally mature? Which is why I find local girls most undesireable for love interest. Is it really that guys can’t attract girls or… local girls are simply generally nice to touch but bad for the red knots? You watched the show by this Quan Yi Feng 《女人我最大》? Even that auntie wants god for husband, and the younger ones want ATMs for husbands… But their amounts are around $5000 a month… and luckily local ATMs have a dispense limit of $3000 a day. Hey girls! Check out Geylang and compare with those beauties standing in the lorongs… do you worth $5000 a month? If you love money so much, be a prostitute. That’s realistic. After all, you are generally depreciating assets.

***** Sohu actually removed two sets of CGPs on the corrupted fucker which you can still see them in this blog nonetheless. Scope is pathetic on politics and so very ignorant and cold towards it, but you don’t need to be Karl Marx to condemn this corrupted fucker… who apparently capitalised on an entire island of stupid Taiwaneses. And who says Singaporeans are stupid? Wasn’t it during the era of Ah Bian that some Taiwan big mouths said Singaporeans are stupid? Well, at least TT Durai’s got away with a S$22,000 a month job and into HR department for raising such an army of simpletons in Singapore, and Chen Shui Bian gets to eat shit for the New Year. The tales of two islands. Singaporean TT Durai wins… Singapore wins. I feel so proud for Singapore.

 

This Winter: Cold Blood Hot Sex.

[Scope is using an old one for this posting. Frankly, is it my problem that he blogs with something older than the artic ocean? But while the pile of raw photos are readied for processing, Scope is absolutely too sianz for editing recently. Actually, this one is only barely 2 years old. So it's still quite new.]

The history for a blog stems from the ancient need of freedom for every personal junks’ contribution to this ugly world, where afterall… one man’s junk may be another’s treasure.

Nowadays, this world is flooded with critters… and beautiful hookers.

Yesterday, I drove to Geylang a few hours before my date at 10:30pm with a pretty girl. Finally, I got to see the rows of standing hookers and I tried to walk with the dirty and smelly crowd. An uncle shouted at me that looking at the girls needed to pay… And this pimp must be crazy. I laughed, and ignored him. The girls would suddenly switch to the other side of the street… because two cops were behind me. I was laughing… Those cops would not catch them. There must be at least a few hundreds of beautiful hookers at the night; Without a proper planned directive, those cops were obviously just doing patrols.

And then, I passed a hotel with a series of pretty loud groans heard from obviously a foreigner being banged…

Thrilling.

A prostitute was mumbling, ‘So many men, but no one takes me…’. And a chinese voice came from the crowd, ‘Why don’t you lower price?’ It was true there were many men, and this hooker was really pretty… but I thought she was not really smart. There was one hooker who was smart. She obviously knew what men like. This hooker dressed very decently, wore a pair of glasses looking like a uni grad. She was pretty, but the simple outfit and the way she presented herself showed she understood men’s desire. And as soon as she was there, a couple of men approached her, and she was taken off as the rest of the girls just stood there without business…

Hookers are cheap women, but hookers who pretend to be higher class stood out from the rest. And men generally prefer those decent looking pretty hookers than those who are exposing too much, or those who appear too high class but standing in a crowd of consumers whose budgets can’t afford.

I would have stayed to observe Geylang longer if I suddenly did not feel the need to bombard the toilet… Where the other parts of Singapore was dying, the night of Geylang was more crowded than Orchard Road in prosperity.

Some of the girls were extremely pretty. If they have worked in decent industries, maybe they would have met someone decent and rich and be married off. In this cultural desert, what good is marriage when pretty girls are in rows waiting for your fucking selection?

Well… Nowadays, desperate guys go to Geylang for sex, or they go to http://scopettg.wordpress.com/the-love-doctor/ for romance.

Beautiful or ugly… critters are making waves in Singapore. Ain’t you feeling dizzy, Mr Singapore?

[Scope is getting lazier because he just got the video editing software... and it's pretty much an hassle to import raw pics to the production terminal for editing. So here's one. The lady on the other side of the table is hidden.]

December Romance: I Am Missing Snow White.

Scope landed in this blog http://laozhabor.blogspot.com/2008/12/jokes.html and yeah, it is an old auntie’s blog… to be exact, she was a calefare with Mediacorpse. Think I saw her before when I was at TCS back then. I just laughed… I mean, she is really on the ballz with her ’show business’. Other than bursting into laughter… what do you expect of Scope?

That’s the Singapore entertainment industry.

Oh, Lao Zha Bor~ OMG!

I seriously admire her fighting spirit. But seriously, just fighting spirit alone is pretty pointless.

It is now December. In spite of my reluctance to miss this winter, to miss walking again in the lovely nights at Tian Yi Square… I afraid my parents are more important.  Mum is coughing pretty regularly nowadays, and I am not happy to hear those coughs. Despise my frustrations with their ignorance… they are still my parents. And when they are not around, I’d like to stay overseas… perhaps only then can I have a family of my own, throwing snowballs and walking the fields like those westerners.

And no more irresponsible and ridiculous naggings.

I never really have seen snows… not in Zhejiang, Beijing or Shanghai… The winter in Shanghai years back was pure beauty, and that of Ningbo was just serene and very very beautiful as well… Shanghai was buzzing with life. Mainlanders, unlike Singaporeans, are highly sociable, they laugh and talk and loudly so and in groups… It was very cold in winter… but I felt warmth in my heart. It is not cold in Singapore, but I feel the chill in this decaying society. And worse, nobody is really doing anything about this but seemingly perpetuating it.

It is getting too ugly for comfort.

It is such a small country, and such humongous ugliness… senselessness, and blindness. It is virtually impossible to reason with many Singaporeans. I can see the hunger for money money money in all corners of Singapore. And… I suddenly remember this name: TT Durai. He must be enjoying this Christmas somewhere with his fat S$22,000 a month income when thousands and probably more are starving in Singapore, digging the grounds for peanuts… Why doesn’t somebody go help this apu ne ‘to become jobless and reach what new pinnacles‘?

I still find it ridiculous that such things actually happened and are happening in Singapore when our government is blessed with talented and honest people with doctorates better than Preston’s. Honest people do come with honest mistakes, but honestly…

Can they honestly do anything about all those nosenses?

It appears that the winter is going to be exceptionally colder for Singapore in the years to come. Spring is obviously over… perhaps over to Taiwan. At least Chen Shui Bian may end up eating shit for the rest of his life, and that starts a new page of possibilities for the ailing island. When will our rascals be joining Chen?

Winter is romantic to Scope. It has great sentimental values in fond memories…

Snow White is waiting for me… somewhere out there. I must find her asap…

 

Blogo Panegyric: Best Prosimian Juice Ere Erotica.

[Christmas is coming, and 2008 is ending. Scope's wish is very simple... for world peace. LOL~ But most importantly, he wants a better world so that he can be a better man. To all my loved ones... Merry X'mas, and I love you all. I am keeping this one simple as white is.]

The Bishop who shakes hands with Lucifer knows hell better than the followers who believe having faith in the Bishop brings them closer to Heaven.

Absolutely empty on what to blog about now, especially when Scope just returns from swimming. Alright, it was actually just bathing in a larger bathtub with your underwears on for hours… So, what is the fucking news this time? No news is good news… this may apply anywhere else but blogging.

Blogging*~

Why not let Scope shows me how to bang balls into poles as those JC youngsters do nowadays**? I am sure many poles would have to be expended in such a manner. That’s called playing hard balls… And somebodies are attacking Alvinology for being attention-seeking and such, aka flamings on him.

No flame must die is it?

Ragged or rugged my foot~

Go ahead, and show everyone in cyberspace the fantastic Singaporean flamings for all I care. Damn~ The abalone… I can still feel it undigested yet~ Really feel like vomitting whenever I think of this sick society. Can somebody do something about it, and please pass me a bowl of birdnest…

The one thing I don’t agree with that Alvinology is what blog in open cyberspace is meant for all… Yeah right~ Now let Scope states the obvious and golden rule of this blog in cyberspace that this blog shall stay out of newspapers, tomorrow.sg and any other media and such without a Scope-ian consent. And Scope doesn’t accept any fucking interviews unless it’s from people he knows and those are all foreigners. Anyone can still apply as you can apply to Singapore police for permit to riot and for demonstrations and to march into parliament house… Alvinology’s belief stays in his blog, not Scope’s.

Applications can be made in http://scopeland.forumotion.com

Where was I…?

Uh~ Don’t know what the fuck to fuck on… Let me just anyohow rant rant a bit. And do drill this into your skulls that no blogger is here to make everyone happy, so Scope as well. You’ve ever seen any politician making everyone happy? Tell me one and you can kiss my ass. Don’t tell me Obama, because I am not happy with him because he has yet come and left this blog a presidential comment… So somebody please make some noises at the White House, during Congress, at his toilet breaks or what I don’t care, but make Scope a happy chap by leaving a ‘Scope blog is the best thing next to White House’ comment. In return, I’d like to invite all those troopers Obama is sending back to USA from Iraq to visit my puny blog.

Next election… Michael Jackson for President! He’s the perfect choice being a black and a white all at the same time.

This joke is so cold that I feel like peeing on Chen Shui Bian***… 

[I just love the feel of this. What do you think...?]
[Jesseca's WordPress Chap As Well] It’s about time to start a new post, then I found out that Jesseca Liu has a blog with WordPress as well. And this is her latest entry http://jessecaliu.wordpress.com/2008/11/13/%e5%8d%81%e4%b8%80%e6%a5%bc/ , and there were these fucking cute kittens… Well~ Kittens.

About Jesseca, Scope used to spell her name as Jessica. And he was the one who started her thread at a Mediacock forum which was actually subsequently ’robbed’ by the fucking moderator. Hence, I stopped presenting her at Sohu. She and Priscilia Chan are two he sees potential in making it big, and of course, once he presented her back then in the Sohu blog, the Chinese did asked Scope about Jesseca. Now, I wonder that even if they would like to bring her to China’s market back then****… would she have left Mediacock and… could she handle? I did not present Priscilia Chan… because the ‘thread robbery’ was pretty upsetting, illustrating such despicable qualities, and I had no mood to promote anything that came close to Mediacorpse.

As it is, when it comes to Singaporean exposures, be it that notorious EDMW forum or those Ping.sg weirdos or that Mediacock forum, it must be bad, bad and very bad. And after so long at Sohu blogging and having it contrasting Singapore’s online situation… Singapore sphere sucks big time. In spite that Priscilia is now more around on screens, but she is married. If you know China’s entertainment industry… It’s very difficult for Chan to fly married. So Jesseca is the remaining hope. But her rumored relationship with a Taiwanese bla bla bla won’t do her good in this, and maybe she is intending to stay in Mediacorpse for good. Who knows?

No matter, if she’d follow auntie Zoe Tay’s footstep and be her proud tiny queen in the well, it’d be just a waste in the end.

Her blog needs more publicity… here’s a little help then. She’s probably the slowest star in blogging I come across so far and she is at around 60,000 hits (ONLY?!), but that’s only because Scope mainly followed Northern sphere instead of Singapore’s, and nowadays… I am losing interest with the Northern sphere as well. Mine is no celebrity blog but one with only a 300~400 average daily hits, but at her infant stage, that blog would need as much exposures as possible even from tiny entities as mine. She should have set up her blog in Sohu instead.
[A healthy dose of small hits count for a small blog in cyberspace. Scope likes it serene and steady.]
Reason is pretty simple, WordPress is not accessible from China unless it’s WordPress.cn. Now why is a mega-star-to-be to have wanted herself stucked outside the red hot China market? That’s strategically puzzling to Scope… Actually, the reason why Scope had started Scope’s blog at Sohu was because it would be out of the radar of those in the southern well. For her, shouldn’t she be prefering a larger exposure instead? 

But the choice at WordPress will be marvelous because this team is well-known to be sensible and stick to the honorable principles of freedom of speech and such. The quality of the team is just remarkable. The only problem is no matter how high the hits may be, you can’t have adsense for the matter without paying WordPress. Scope has been with this host for quite some time and that’s the conclusion, till now.

[A Ping Pong Into Entertainment] Reading from the newspaper also yields Li Jia Wei (You watched Olympics Ping Pong?) going into this industry in China. Right direction but wrong move… She was a Ping Pong player with some friends in this industry. But she doesn’t have what it got to stay in this circle. Why? Firstly, Li is not exceptionally pretty, and she should not be naive to expect permanent works coming to her without facing huge competition from stars who see themselves much more qualified or properly ‘educated’ and are willing to offer more than a smile. Unless she gains connection with any right people… but even so, how far does she herself expect to go?

China’s entertainment industry is really ridiculously huge… but there is always a catch somewhere. Without proper insertion, Li would for one rise to find pressures from societies of not the usual types, or remaining low and crawling among the many new and prettier rising competitions.

But it’s really a good industry to make good money, especially if you suck ping pongs better than Bobo… Waliao~ Can’t wait for Edison’s new AV productions! He even got voted what most sexy by don’t-know-who. Sexy or not, who knows? But he’s definitely the king of AV.

[Singapore's PM lamented Singaporean men no know how to attract women... So here comes Scope to the rescue. But put it this way... If you think women are wonderful to have... think again. Go to  http://scopettg.wordpress.com/the-love-doctor/ Scope can help you in romance, how to chase after them, but if you are merely after sex, you should try Geylang; it's cheaper and plenty of hassle-free selections. Scope is here so that every man has a fighting chance in love, and the man doesn't really need to be rich.]

明争暗斗，窝里反：江湖无国界.

最近丫头买了份那个什么周刊的说到了什么‘团圆照’连三、四线的‘明星’也明争暗斗…老男人随手接过来读读。什么东东，就几个小艺人也还来分一、二、三、四线？媒体本来就是无国界的，那你这里一线放到了香港去，谁理你？那你不就成了人家的三、四线？排到来不就几十条线？人家那个什么三线过气明星都比咱们的二线出名值钱。你说那个什么大配角陈国坤和《孩子树》的本地女皇比，谁又认识谁啊谁？争什么争的？这种小池塘，连巩俐也未必看得上*****，更别说老早就娶了个新加坡老婆的周润发了。

连那个怪人何文辉都比本土那些什么谁啊谁出名；谁不认识《功夫》里那个露屁股的？有什么好争的？

这种为了一点儿沙粒就争得脸青唇白的情况太儿戏了。就算广告费而言，本地和外地比那也是天壤之别！老男人看这类报道，除了笑一笑还能如何？丑闻，丑闻也。

不过北方的明争暗斗倒是很刺激的。人家的排场和话语层次就新加坡人便遥不可及了。过去要运作的时候，就需要注意某某关系，某某意图，某某的打法……在某某时候，当个傻瓜是绝对必要的。所谓的明争暗斗是建立在强大的利益和绝对的道义上才有的游戏；新加坡没什么真的巨大利益也没有什么道义可言，因为给你当什么本土王牌，到了外面你算老几？我们连刘德华也未必去理，更别说新加坡这些小角色。论道义，国外是讲关系的，也并非只是上床那种。错综复杂到吓死人。新加坡是讲钱，讲利益，所以老是被宰。

殊不知为了不让外国分杯羹，大家会合作起来排挤外来人才，被玩死都不知道。所谓的明争暗斗，我这里例子多咯~但是都不能说。这是江湖，行走江湖，就靠道义，有时实在看不下去就跑出来透透气儿。所谓的道义不是让你当君子，只是让你别比小人还贱。在中国行走，得罪人是难免的，因为五湖四海龙蛇混杂七嘴八舌的是非圈，个个都在盘算，个个都在战场，你的文化底子稍微薄弱就很容易被套牢。明明唾手可得的工作，你睡了那么多人，突然给什么小密杀出来忽悠了去。所以睡觉也是门‘了不起’的艺术。

除此，你以为你红了，成了什么偶像人物了，百毒不侵了，结果一黑比一黑黑，树大招风，人家拿令牌和你抢，逼你就范…什么大官、大老爷、大绅士、大哥、老总、黑道白道、本地的外地的，他们是玩家也是个别艺人手上的王牌。有些明星背景比那个林峰还显赫，或靠山财大气粗是难以想象的，一晚的赌局就几百万美金，而你要在这种环境中斗，你还要有分量。不是老男人存心挖苦新加坡，但国外的斗争是国人难以想象的。他们除了找点儿无聊的麻烦自以为聪明外，对于老男人这种沙场老将简直是…难堪，懒得理。

有什么好斗的？走都走不出去的本土情况还在窝里反，简直是耐人寻味儿。

新加坡除了那个孙燕芝公认的素质还行外，来来去去就还是孙燕芝。孙燕芝明天要学那个巩俐也移民中国，那还有人喊；那些一、二、三、四线的东东移民到中国，真是多一个太多，少一个最好~团圆照都不能随随便便拍出来，蛋糕那么小就摆阵乱抢…本土娱乐事业要靠这帮人，那就十万八千年吧！

老男人对新加坡的娱乐的那么不娱乐，失望犹如滔滔江水，黄河泛滥…bla bla bla~

新加坡就是什么都爱争，争到什么都烂掉了…那还不休。连垃圾都争，我们还有什么指望？

人才又不见人争？

* Blogging means different things to different people, what do you think of blogging here? Scope prefers to put it as ‘junk food’. If you want super credible stuffs, go after the newspapers~ A junk a day, keeps boredom at bay.

** Check out http://alvinology.wordpress.com/2008/11/13/acjc-girl-gets-tied-up-and-tortured-by-friends-celebrating-her-birthday/#comments . Go ahead and bang balls and such, and we should have the principal dumped into shit tank on her birthday as well. You tell me MOE allowed stripping in schools as well? OMG~

*** Finally, this corrupted ex-president of Taiwan is sent into jail. Is this the start of a new Taiwan?

**** Obviously, if there were interests she’d have a market in China. But then was then now is now. The market condition in China has been changing by much since.

***** Gong Li made waves when she becomes a Singaporean citizen. Our MP Lee was probably so honored by this star who: 1. won’t be based in Singapore, 2. a well-known clueless communist party member mocked by mainlanders for her poor quality party work, 3. is 43 years old and amplifies Singapore’s long-term slacks in this industry, 4. shows aspiring Singaporeans the local condition of working environment. Welcome to Singapore, but… you can still find her in China as she claims to be basing herself there instead of Singapore for work. And there are more newcomers, and why is MP Lee so special to Gong Li in this equal society? OMG!

 

Drama World: Taiwan Fights Corruption!

[Many are celebrating corrupted ex-president Chen Shui Bian's migration into the jail, and Scope is not about to miss it lah~ So here comes his participation with his CGP. Below is Tomoya Nagase, a performer Scope finds rather good and he was involved in two drama series which are rated by Scope as good and excellent. 'My Boss My Hero' is remarkably well done! It's so good that you are seeing Tomoya here... All the way, Tomoya!]

You rely on the cats who are one big family with the mice to work, Garfield and Mickey Mouse offer you the fantasy world of Disneyland.

Heartening news, and celebrated in many forms in Taiwan and outside… the corrupted smart alec Chen Shui Bian who held the top office for two consecutive terms and makan-ed money by the millions is now busted by the new Taiwanese president Ma Ying Jiu (马英九). This is particularly explosive in an era where many are resorting to corrupted means to become successful, shamelessly hailing such as accepted norms and even entering politics to lead!

We salute to the new Taiwanese president for this glorious event, and wish that he himself prefers food against money for meals. Fuck Chen Shui Bian! Fuck the corrupted assholes! Fuck injustice!

Is Taiwan the new hope, the new paradise to be? If President Ma continues to do a good job clearing up the social decays, you can bet many are already preparing to move to Taiwan.

Scope sends his best regards.

This entire posting is hence dedicated to the heroes who have brought justice a bit closer to this decaying world. Now Taiwan’s next job is to recover all those loots Chen Shui Bian’s family has hidden. How the fuck can a civil servant have millions and millions of money stashed away after just 2 terms?

Chen Shui Bian and his cronies are definitely going down the Chinese history stinking as shit…

You governed like a sorry crap, and you took that much… 陈水扁，你要不要脸？

你这个禽兽不如的东西~

台湾那么多穷人没饭吃，人才都失业，你居然还有良心贪污那么多钱！你连大便都不如！

给你机会治理国家，你跑去敛财~你真是tmd傻B!

Salute again, to the great people who has busted these corrupted craps and busting more assholes to come.

Luckily, this happens in Taiwan, since Scope doubts Chen will be released with a $22,000 job waiting for this fucker. Chen Shui Bian now refuses to eat. I mean, after having eaten so much money, of course food for mankind becomes tasteless. Taiwan should feed him with gold coins… You see, gold is stable element. After he makan-ed a gold coin, he passes the coin out, and the coin can be fed to him again…

Chen Shui Bian, he could have gone down history gloriously… He was the one who had been given a chance by the people to defeat the incumbent KMT which was no lesser corrupted, dirty and arrogant. And he has chosen to be a shameless asshole.

Hopefully with the fall of Chen Shui Bian and his cronies, the sun can shine once again in Taiwan, bringing it a new era of happiness and prosperity under the new leadership of President Ma.

Best wishes from Scope.