The dirty hands developed with a dirty mentality for the dirty jobs ends up smacking the smart face with the nerve gone.

In Angels And Demons, Scope would probably be on the side of Illuminati while Kathryn would be on the side of the Catholic#1… of which I am supposed to undress her to burn a Hello-Kitty label into her chest. Of course, in this plot between two Taikwando members#2… it’d be a fight she’d definitely lose#3. Obviously, I will never hurt her and rather burn the label on myself then tell her to fuck off. On the other hand, she’d probably shoot me.#4

Maybe she won’t… But she is a Singaporean, so there is a 90% chance that she would.

This is the real world of Angels and Demons. Most Singaporeans won’t do what is right, because they generally don’t know what is right#5. Right and wrong, Angels or Demons… they are just people say people do, or ‘By Laws’. Never mind that most are destined for hell, anyway.

Alright, maybe I’d undress her#6. This part makes sense.

When the society is filled with shameless rascals and the court of justice is rendered useless against them, we’d have a social issue when there are many laws like no laws because good people are punished severely and the bad guys run to the bank smiling#7. People would probably be laughing loudly that I have left ERC’s case to the government; but there is a great deal of significance in doing so, just that we can’t discuss openly here#8.

No. Scope doesn’t rape silly girls.

Angels and Demons… People called Scope the God Of Love, not the Wild Wild Dick. And I am playing a fillial son in Singapore.#9 I believe many people don’t believe in Heaven anymore. Names to me is not important, and I have seen more evil in my life than one could have imagined; and I am not just talking about those immature troublemakers at Ping.sg. How many of you have actually seen a corpse? I have seen more than 3 in this life. And I believe Reagan’s words about seeing aliens#10. I had seen an alien vessel before. I had seen spirits. OK~ I had seen naked women as well…

Recently, a James Chua has sent his lawyer upon a SGForum; this forum is infamous for nosense as well. Despite all the havoc and their powerful display, SGForum seems to be backing out. See? Typical Singaporeans; looks very tough, but once a legal threat comes, it can just chicken out. Nay, Scope doesn’t participate in such forums. But I doubt James should issue the legal threat because what does his lawyer expect Singapore’s court to do? Singapore’s legal framework is inherited from the Ang Mohs who were once the big shots of this island. By all reasonableness#11, there is no mens rea as well, nor publication act can be applied normally as in general libel. Of course, unless SGForum is pure idiotic, the local court is going to view this as a landmark case of wasting time.

I urge James to think over again.

Scope has already touched on the fundamentals of such legal cases a couple of times in this blog and I am very tired of repeating. People said guys with high IQ are usually very tired of repeating. Quite true. Probably that’s why a girl with high IQ is fucking different men, making money out of the fuck quests to support her daughter#12. I feel very sad for her, but… high IQ doesn’t mean you are god. It’s just high inefficiency in human resource management to place high calibre people in the wrong places so that idiots could be in charge to mess up everybody’s life. I hope James can accept the fact that you can’t change market’s perception towards the institute with a court order and stop persisting down this path. Hence the illogical aspect in such cases.

Tom Hanks… is he an Angel… or a Demon himself? The most important thing is, I stand on the side with the Angel. No doubt about it, just as my dick supports the government by aiming at the right holes. And I am very proud to show off to this trashy world that Scope is not a Gay#13. I believe my government would be proud of me too, because all I ask is a woman. Well~ I got this line from the lyrics in ‘Team America– World Police‘. If you fuckers have not watched this show, grab it now.

I thank my parents for making me a 100% man so that I can spread the love among the girls, so that they can have beautiful children with golden hearts as Scope has, and so that they can support government’s population policy. I call out to all the babes out there to carry the genes of a 100% man so that we can flood this tiny island with babies, with love and passion so as to squeeze out those sick moronic rascals to make Singapore a mortal heaven.

And it all start with a sweet lovely kiss, courtesy from your one and only Scope.

If you are a babe, you can help to produce babies for this tiny island and I’d be most glad to be there for your divine quest… anytime anywhere. Make more babies, and less gays. For more information, please guess yourself. Don’t worry, it’s free.

Logs Of The Recent Rings: Salvation.

Here’s the philosophy in life up there… ’Angels And Demons’ is a good movie#14, but it sure got a lousy plot. The reason why I said that is because it’s very easy to guess right from the beginning that the handsome Can-the-what-fuck would be behind all these; you don’t need high IQ for that. The crazy guard head actually went to see the Can-the-what-fuck ALONE (?!) when someone else would be exposing the Can-the-what-fuck anyway. If he knew the Can-the-what-fuck wanted to be Pope, all he needed to do was to testify against him in front of the other bishops… Not to say, he was aware that Tom Hanks was screwing the evil plan, and one bishop was actually saved~

Worse… he rather let those 5 bishops be murdered and diverted his energy to get himself killed instead of assisting Hanks.

See? So funny… … And it’s pretty easy to have guessed where the fucking bomb would be. But the city is beautiful regardless the hearts of men and women alike.

[China Heroine Fought Demons] There is a need to cover this case since local media let a local lawyer suggested that if such were to happen in Singapore, the verdict may not be the same as in China. Firstly, that’s something Scope likes about China… We can kill demons… It’s a fair fight out there. Secondly, I must explain something about the Singapore court.

The Singapore court works within the legal framework within the state under agreements stated within the international laws, and while the court operates independently, it cannot go against the interest of the state. Put it this way, one can assume that the court (hence judges) is the member of society of which its function cannot go against society’s well-being which is part of the interest of the state. Most judges nowadays who passed out from law schools are seemingly confused as they focus mainly on legal guidelines… or the lifelines of their career. But this point cannot be omitted because by all measures, the court’s main duty is to ensure the well-being of the society.

Which is to say that the lawyer is not actually correct to say that if such were to happen in Singapore, the girl won’t be going scott free. While the legal procedures and the book are all there, the judge holds the utimate decision of how the outcome would be. While corruption is not the official issue here, the above point can be illustrated easily by assuming that a judge is corrupted and the police bought him over… hence the outcome will change… fuck care the chapters and common sense.

See? Under this circumstance when a girl is about to be raped by a cop who should be protecting the public instead of bullying a girl, the girl in her defence kills the cop. In this doing, the girl actually performs a social service against corruption; the punishment for such corruption is death via violating the right of whom you should protect by order of the state and nature of society. There is a principle in law that if the girl doesn’t kill the cop, given the cop’s character, the girl will suffer… because there will be a rationally high chance that the unsatisfied cop will come after her given his (misplaced) power. The court cannot deny the girl of her right to protect herself and cannot award the cop for corruption by sentencing the girl for any form of punishment, nor does that even make social sense.

An eye for an eye makes no sense here, nor of course… that the court should deter the girl from protecting herself and doing a service for the general public.

Between being raped and being not raped, the judge must decide an outcome on the basis of justice. Some may argue that the punishment the girl has dealt the cop with is too harsh and she could have called the police… or complain to higher authority. But it’s still that this girl was facing a high probability of being raped, and it’s still between losing her virginity or otherwise that the judge must decide… because in such a case, the cop is the offending party for being a harm to society and for being against his role as a protector. There is no way you can rule that the girl should risk being raped and at times being murdered herself then you call in the higher authority because this cop could overcome the girl pretty easily by rational assumption… if he was not accidentally killed.

This is conveniently dished out with plenty of past records of rape cum murder…

So tell me, if you were the judge#15 and need to maintain the interest of the state, how would you rule?

Be it in Singapore or China, this girl is likely to go scott free. The book will never be bigger than the state, and people form the state. In such case, the girl may get a President’s pardon, anyway, and go scott free… See? Left or right, she’s going free.

[Princess Vs Prince: Marriage On Sour Grapes] Nevermind the great teachings of love and companionship over centuries of great erotic tales and pain, there shalt be forever superficial social norms in terms of relationship and what better than marriage be the epitome of such crap?

If you love a woman, you will want her protected, you will want her unharmed, you will like her to stay happy… and in Scope’s silly view, I don’t think the Prince seriously loves whom he had made a bride of… by showing off the legal claws#16. The princess who is an Indonesian claimed that the Malay prince even kidnapped and raped her before marriage, and hurt her by giving her breasts cuts after marriage…

Most appalling…

Nevermind the truth either since the point is, no one bothers about love in this marriage. Actually, how many girls bother about love in real? Saying either side is right is hilarious…

Well~ What’d you do for love, for her or him?

[Angels Vs Angels And Demons] Some chaps want to sue this movie. Crazy. Nowadays, things have become pretty trigger-happy. But the lawyers would be happier since they will have more businesses. What those chaps should sue is the authority for allowing this movie to crawl into Singapore.

Should the Lord be so wise… that after all these years, after harassing Galileo and many scientists, the followers of the church are still relentlessly proving themselves eager to hunt down the public… no matter if the earlier scientists have proven the truth, hence their ignorance. Is it fair? Shouldn’t the professionals sue the Lord in return? At least they can sue the church for being misleading the public with force over many decades… with scientific evidence.

Like this also sue, have they no respect for God?

‘Angels And Demons’ is virtually a fiction, I am sure many viewers and even those working on this movie are Christians themselves. Scope treats this legal threat against such innocent movie a pretty disgusting nuisance. Not that he doesn’t respect religion, but how many in the world have actually reacted but a bunch of over-zealous folks? Can they represent the rest who are enjoying the movie as a movie?

God bless…

A handful of morons are obviously tanishing God’s reputation for being ridiculous. Sad for God#17.

[Michael Jackson Moonwalks To Maker] Neverland has lost its owner, the Pop King of the 80s– Michael Jackson. I am sad that he has left without a last dance… And I assume his family would be as well. Point is, it seems that Mike is having a pretty huge financial issue, and since he won’t be making a comeback, it’d mean a pretty big loss. #18Perhaps Neverland would end up as a commercial theme park with Mike out of the way… There are just pretty of hyenas out there waiting to peel off his family from Neverland.

But rest in peace, Mike.

Scope personally doesn’t advocate child abuse. This point must be noted.

[Bo-chap Back To Camp] I was out-processed for good reason on the first day. Point is, I was pretty early that morning, I was also the one who made the initiative to hunt for the… table of which the in-processing would be and yet… I was not the first to be entertained. In fact, I felt pretty unhappy with the attitude shown towards myself. I was in-processed only after many had done so.

Well… Singapore army people… Not only that, the biggest issue was… after talking about the equipment issue with various parties here and there, the clerk was giving me a shock that she didn’t remember what she said… I was there with what I got, no matter. The information given over the weeks from the army side from various people had been a complete mess. And the girl literally expected me to know what has been happening in their system as if I were the regular for the last decade. To be frank… most disturbed, how not to be?

They had the reporting booth at a lower level when everybody was gathering elsewhere… waiting like dummies. OMG~ You see, if Scope had not gone down and checked out a brand new strange place, the entire platoon could have ended up being reporting late. It ended up with the staffs blaming one another and someone went up to get the people down to be in-processed. See, why I was not happy when I was like being ignored for doing something good?

Luckily, the OC happened to sound reasonable. I explained to him about my situation; Actually Scope is unfit for reservist due to very valid reasons. It was pure lucky because… what if Scope was ended up with a fucked-up OC? Then we might have to go up and up and up from the camp to the Gs-army, and to the ministry or state level, or being STOMP-ed or somehow. I didn’t really argue with the girl or the staffs directly over the equipment other than raising the issue plainly, not my style to confront directly. I really must thank that OC for being surprisingly understanding. Because of his decision, subsequent events proved he was doing the right thing. If we had such OC during NS, probably my impression of SAF would have been much better.

I just ain’t the sort who can entertain nosensical excuses that well. Wisdom and logic are two things I demand of men… and women. It is precisely because Scope has encountered all those nosenses during NS that he knows such a reasonable OC doesn’t always come by. I had seen one of the warrant officers from my NS days at the camp; he aged… to my surprise. It has been… only 10 years.

The most agitating part was… after I was out-processed the next day, they called my family claiming I AWOL-ed or MIA-ed… actually asking them why I wasn’t there!? I had to call up the camp again and again and make sure everything was alright. My family was clearly iritated; I told my parents everything was ok.

Can’t SAF for once… let me have a better impression of them? They represent the honor of the state, isn’t that so?

Look… I was the first to locate them at the in-processing point that morning. How could I have AWOL-ed with everybody seeing me there?

Alpha suggested I simply send in the deferment thing next time and avoid the hassle. It’d be good for everyone. I was talking to one officer that morning after I drove back with the documents… There was one captain who was pretty fair and straight during my NS days, and he looked like him; then I discovered this officer was another warrant officer.

Well… Scope still has to stay for a while due to family matters in Singapore before he ventures out over the seven seas and shoot great movies. I look forward to that, and I look forward to a revamp in local conscription. Basically in the recent years, I have more interests overseas than in local issues to be so concerned. One brief morning, and we have gotten a story.

No offence, but I seriously hope the army can review their mentality and attitude in approaching people, where many of us are back in Singapore and expect much better standards.#19

辣笔老男人:天下何处不放屁,何必空图一句话。

有一段日子了……在博客突破了每日点击率10,000的同时,老男人跑到了别处去。就如搜狐时博客-ed一般,当点击率大幅度上升时,老男人就消失得无影无踪。和其他明星博客不同的是,老男人博客基本上属于极端个人主义,为一科学实验工具,主要还是个人消遣的东东。老男人是个国际辣笔,笔锋带劲儿不在话下。对于得奖,老男人意兴阑珊……老男人体育和写作得奖得到手软,感叹得奖有个屁用。对于博客点击率,那更是遥遥青天懒得攀爬。

难不成真图个博客王子的虚名……

虚名如浮云…晃之而逝。

虚拟世界的飞禽走兽们与吾无干,但时不时都觉得真是天下网友多龌龊,不堪大雅屁一响;要是说创意写作,那和放屁其实码码不少差,一轰而出,四方震,最好是五雷灌顶那般,爽爽放,敢敢写,挥发得淋漓尽致,让那些世俗小人看得眼花潦乱,摸着脑袋大半天也搞不通是香还臭。放屁和写作都是一门学问。所谓种瓜得瓜,肚皮装什么垃圾就什么响屁,脑瓜什么意思就什么废话。文艺嘛,在中国使得,在新加坡……那么就得和那些不懂装懂的垃圾周旋一番。

为了一股不清不楚的屁而大作文章的自然大有人在。

博客呗~写那个陈冠希大西瓜,写那个宋祖德大喇叭,爽爽一股屁放,热情喷放过,流芳百世亦不失文人真性情也。老男人放的屁,也比那些欺世盗名,沽名钓誉的烂笔清高芬芳许多。那可是多多益善,常闻建脑,若不药到病除,一般上只能怪自己不爱书、没文化、没教养、假道学、真伪君子……别说,这世上还是小人易得君子难求。

对于爱情,老男人很渴望……我愿意捐出所有的点击率,要是世上所有的美女能真心爱我一、两天。这笔买卖根本不划算,因为一堆没用的数字和一、两天的真爱都是水中月,镜中花。试问真爱除了一生一世,焉有一、两天之理?现代女性,真是无聊透顶…美女很吸引人,但是一想到在美丽大腿和漂亮脸蛋背后的那片空洞无知……要是为了解决饥渴,那还不如花点儿银子算了。

为什么女人都不懂爱情?

老男人……一个老掉牙的文学机器人,一个长得比一般般还一般的70年代后生,人称东邪的沙漠一点绿,对爱情的饥渴犹如周星驰那句闻名遐迩的废话一般……如滔滔江水,如黄河泛滥,根本一发不可收拾。女人,你的名字不是弱者,你的名字应该是自相矛盾。美女的红唇香艳如雨后的玫瑰,带着清新的气和纯洁的露,却散发着一张一合后的臭屁,随便的践踏和侮辱神圣伟大的爱情。

女人的爱情,好似老男人提笔挥洒废话般一鼓作胃气,意到屁到,爽爽搞到死去活来,尔后却是依旧空虚寂寞。也许如此,老男人的文章才那么的令人意犹未尽,那么的遭世人以极度嫉妒的目光蹂躏着。我不否认,在我心上不只一个女人……算进老妈、老妹和所有的国色天香,抱得到的、抱不到的,我的爱横跨大西洋,远布中国红海,更胜那渺小的万里长城般,源远流长而独一无二。这才是爱嘛~这才谓情嘛~

我的爱,似乎不那么自私,但绝对无法分享。既然独一无二,自然难以与禽兽分享。

看尽千年红尘,此情意绵绵,孰能争锋……

为了一个女人,男人们杀得你死我活。等那性伴侣年老色衰呆呆地看着你咀嚼着那蓝色小鸦片时,也许为了离婚或始乱终弃,那又是一阵搏杀……这就是世人了。和飞禽走兽其实没两样。老男人当男人当得很写意,放起屁来也是轻松自在的……独乐乐不如众乐乎,为了提倡伟大的爱情,余愿为这丑陋的世间尽情地灌入一股股芬芳。

什么点击率啊,什么博客王子啦,从前不需要,以后也不需要,而今天需要的,以前也需要,以后更需要,那就是……

也许吧,就是那种虚无缥缈的无言加无奈,爱情才那么的可贵;贵到我便是用一千万点击率也未必换得到。但来的时候,其实哪怕只有一个点击率那也换得。有缘,爱相随。

我的文章很简单……只是很难懂。

爱情不也是这样。

#1 I never really went to see her chest area for the cross she was wearing; its definitely not something I’d notice or even be bothered with. I got to know that she was a Catholic when some busybody knew I got a thing for her back back in college days. To me, I fuck care about differences in religion when Scope is obviously a free-thinker. Well~ You die as a Muslim, you end up a drifter; you die as a Taoism, you also end up a drifter; you die as a Christian, you still can end up a drifter. The universe is the same to the mortals as the mortals to the universe. Just that mortals prefer tyring to be special doesn’t make anyone really that special. Your corpse will decompose in the same grave just as well.

#2 I joined TKD club only because the fucking Junior College wanted all of us in some CCAs and that was the club left with vacancies… By strict order, I was not supposed to fight. Scope was trained to kill in order to survive missions, not to put up nice looking moves. And TKD… it’s not an art to boost health either. I am very fast, and I know how to tear you up before you even know it. There was in the club a girl, Mon Ai. She was very nice to me. It’s a shame I never got to see her all these fucking years. As for JH… I just wanted her to know, I am always serious with girls but I hate to look that serious. I just… love to see how those immature kids react, how this stupid world reacts behind a laughing mask. Some girls in college probably realised that I am good in most sports… If you tried carrying your sniper rifle out there fighting for your life a couple of times, you’d do great in almost every sport… And yeah, as many knew already in karaoke, I happened to sing beautifully.

#3 Her chance of winning in a brawl is 0%. But the chance that I’d volunteerily hurt her is also 0%. See? That’s nature works in a balance. No matter how angry, I have never exercised violence on girls.

#4 Fuck that thought…  

#5 It’s easy to prove that by answering this question: Do you like Scope? Answer No, and there you are… LOL~

#6 Look at it this way, I don’t take SIA flights; I don’t expect Cindy and Chok to invite me for wedding again; and when Chok starts sending red eggs, I’d probably be overseas on permanent basis. Remember, my dream is still calling out at me from somewhere out there. Other than shooting from a long-neck, I am very confident of shooting good movies. Unless she’s waiting for me to undress her at 60yo… LOL~ Singaporeans seldom have sense of humors nowadays. Dilemma… But Man is always contradicting.

#7 Luckily, this is somebody else’s headache and responsibilities. I am merely an international story teller, not a judge.

#8 Now people must understand that no matter how their attitude and mentality are towards the government’s competency, and no matter how reality that… yes, shameless pests are roaming the place under the nose of the government, pest control is still the jobs of the government and don’t snatch those jobs away from them. Things can change. Joachim can lust after heaven, so can hell lust after Ming Yi. Maybe tomorrow, Preston would become an MOE certified doctorate. Samsung has a new Phone ‘Preston’, isn’t it? Who knows?

#9 No matter what Dad said about me in the past but I am standing in for him. Elderly people… think here think there, but when the time comes, he’s looking at his lazy son standing in for him as he goes on a vacation. It’s obvious I don’t care about how people see me or say about me. When the time comes, I’d do what I need to do. Even if it’s to undress anyone. Why not? LOL~ It’s a waste of time idling in Singapore, but I am a good guy, a good son…

#10 What I don’t buy is that Aliens want to invade the Earth. It was said that USA and USSR had a common agreement to cooperate when such invasion were to occur. But if Reagan is right, all the aliens got to do is merely to pepper nuclear warheads onto Earth from Mars or Jupiter and what the fuck can smartalec Earthlings do? Or they can just fart and poison mankind… Do you really high IQ to come out with these… strategies? Obviously, Earth is like some sort of zoo to these visitors. “Hey, see?! Edison Chen earthlings fucking earthling stars!” or “Wow, see Earthlings killing each others with defamations in courts because of virtual reality… so stupid~”. Reagan expects the dummies on Earth is worth an Alien invasion… LOL~ 

#11 Interesting… Reasonableness is very important in such cases when justice is not mere civil based, but… Singapore is also infamous for being a cultural desert, and so much for been reasonable. LOL~ All these blur blur situation is going to be pretty messy for a world-class legislation. Well~ Not my problem…

#12 I feel very sad when I am reading this. I mean, I can’t support her because if I going to book a fucking session with her, I don’t actually prefer hookers… This world is so sick. Such a talent and she’s assigned to be fucked. Fuck this fucking world to fucking hell~

#13 It should be every parent’s wish that their sons grow up fucking the girls they love… but how about gay parents… I know many in the entertainment circles are gay… gay parents themselves. Forget it, I support the government, I chase after girls’ backsides… LOL~

#14 Every minute, such ‘movie’ happens among us… Are you sure you are not the Demon? Many Singaporeans I know of side with the Demons, that’s the trend most here won’t fight it. And I don’t know why they are visiting temples and praying… to what? For what?

#15 In Singapore, who is the judge is paramount to what are being written in the books. You hence only need a blur king who can’t understand what are beyond the ivory towers to send Justice down the drains… Why don’t the government make Scope a judge? I am more than qualified, except for the papers. If Preston degrees are legal, if they offered legal courses, I must be a legitimate lawyer… LOL~ I don’t suppose such doctorates which are even worse than A’levels are legitimate in Singapore’s framework… And those doctorates they sold are used officially! Pretty insulting, isn’t it? LOL~

#16 It’s pretty exasperating when the teapot sues the tea cups. How in the fuck can two fuckers tie the knot, sworn the fuck, and made love like a cheap sore-eye? I mean, they made love looked like a cheaps sore eye… If needs be, clean your brains up.

#17 Is that Jesus’ personal motto to hunt down scientists, film-makers and bla bla bla in the name of God? Why can’t those morons stop defaming Jesus and what he stood for? Why don’t they just embezzle money as Joachim did? At least I know some archbishop in Singapore will help them…

#18 Many Singaporeans I came across thought Jackson died a fucking rich man… Scope laughed at their ignorance… It’s a regrets that people only see what appears to be… especially Singaporeans. In the entertainment circles outside Singapore, many know Jackson’s downright broke.

#19 Me think me need to talk to the defence minister some day on certain issues… That’s, in spite me desperately planning to shoot overseas on permanent basis lah~ Me definitely hope things can improve for Singaporeans.