Notice:

Good to see, nice to touch, if broken, you gotta pay.

Ans: A virgin.

What is more than meets the eyes?

Ans: A super hot candy…

What is the name of Singapore in the 60s?

Ans: That city in China.

What is Pay And Pay?

Ans: A woman.

‘I will always love you’ means?

Ans: I will always love girls

‘Fuck you’ means?

Ans: You are hot.

Easier said than done.

Ans: A gentleman’s competition.

A mountain out of a molehill.

Ans: 2012.

What the fuck.

Ans: Check dictionry.

An apple a day keeps the dentist at bay.

Ans: Deflation.

Early in the morning, there was this error in trying to comment at http://jinnykay.wordpress.com where a cute blur girl chants her mundane life of nothing much out of usual expectation. Well, she’s a female specie wearing a cute smile, but rest assured, she’d not my type. Sohu Scope’s blog has a new technical change and… I suppose many updates around my circles weren’t showing up except for those from the entertainment sector.

Many related blogs were updated but I only see some blogs in action from the revamped control panel.

Iconoclasts of the 21st century are probably infesting in great strength online; they have no basis of social order to act but simply due to their technical superiority. In such online disturbances, there is never justice to be insisted. The old faith of righteousness has long gone with the rise of pretenders anyway.

The current buzz online is surprisingly not Nadia Fazlini’s sex video. I am beginning to feel sad for her… She is on the path to be an actress but even sex scandal doesn’t work that much to make her more known to this puny sadistic cyberspace, it is really pityful. However, though with a sexy back and pretty appealing hair, sex has been oversold online for too long. And an air stewardess in sexual scandals is no longer a new theme when many others are involved, exposed or not… Then and again, unless Nadia belongs to the exceptionally hot type, being an air stewardess cum actress doesn’t mean one is that juicy. I for one has no intention to locate such a video.

For fuck? There are simply too many such sex scandals and videos from Singapore to Vietnam to Thailand and even Hathaway was shot for chewing a penis… And Anwar Ibrahim’s ass-cocking business in Malaysia is no news but that still won’t tank the popular online Asian search and his sodomy case blows through to the top search category on Yahoo. And frankly… Scope doesn’t even know why Anwar was hotter than Nadia because upon subsequently doing a search…

His daughter is beautiful when the father is not really that hot.

Then oops! Anwar Ibrahim is a politician! That probably explains why his sex scandal overwhelms Nadia’s online. Can’t blame Scope for this lack of awareness since this blogger knows nuts about politics.

I am now fucking starving… not for sex but for food. Point is early in the morning, a beautiful girl who should be supposedly sleeping next to me took my card this morning and has not been returning my calls. Being a believer of little cash is high security,  my wallet is currently cashless… But I am also a believer in little cash in the bank is high security as well, so the bulk of the liquidity is either overseas or in securities. How much can she spend?

Small matter.

The other time the card was taken, all the cash was spent… Money comes, money goes. It doesn’t occur to her that she should have left some cash for my lunch-seeking effort. And I am looking to enjoy life later in Johor… So how now? I need my card back.

Don’t worry. She has not taken my overseas card. I’d still have the cash for Seoul Garden and shooting arrows at Metrojaya then a nice massage… plus I have to shop for New Year outfits. Such trivialities in another cock-up late morning.

Yesterday, a surprisingly heart-breaking event swept my feet away. The pair of slippers had been damaged beyond recognition due to my walking hobby, and finally… as the pair was injuring my left foot with such a colorful scratch since blood was all over, painting that foot as a caveman’s art stains… I have no choice but to get a replacement at CK Outram Park. It was heart-breaking because the slippers have only endured such short period of time with me before becoming such a state, and it felt as if a companion was lost for nothing…

So I placed that pair of slippers nicely and respectfully next to the rubbish bin on the marble floor… It served me well, and deserved its last moment resting on a clean marble floor instead of being discarded into that bin with all those useless waste…

Farewell, my beloved pair of cheap slippers.

By the way, if anyone is hungry and out of cash, Chinatown has many stalls now letting your bloody mouths on those free samples. They are telling you to sample all the kinds of things they are selling and the number of products per stall for such sampling is astonishing. I particularly love the mushrooms…

I am planning to have a stay at a suite in a hotel this coming Chinese New Year. Or maybe go on a cruise to Thailand?

Anyway, my current manifesto is simple: I need to feed.

So I am heading to Seoul Garden… … right after this. Fuck… … Nothing much for such usual morning and it still worth so much typing. It seems that our beloved President Obama is going to blow up the deficits… That means liquidity is flooding in soon at his expense, but which will also mean inflation is on its way to cover those unproductive business gambles. Which eventually means destability is on its way, but not so soon.

By the time the historical deficits got passed, got spent, got vaporised within USA’s inefficient allocation mechanism and hollow out the balloon… We still have plenty of time to play. It’s sure going to be a nice show of how those struggling European banks will end up in such storm in a condom. China and India can have super-charged inflation at a historical level never witnessed by mankind thus far. Don’t tell me President Obama expects such trillions of deficits to stay in USA…

Will you buy American underwear or cheap China and Indian beauties…?

The dynamics of wrong moves… Solving unemployment by pumping good money is like chasing JAL into its demise. My respect to Obama, he’s doing what Scope will never dare to do. After all, I am only a small time billionaire… I don’t have a trillion to spare.

Good luck, President. You will need plenty of it.

不久前新加坡TS在搞促销,这部日剧居然以9.90新币获得,剧名《梦想家》(DreamAgain)是部题材很棒,演员表演出色,拍摄简单的好剧。可以称好剧主要也是因为你要是看,沉闷冗长的部分很少,其节奏捉得很好。不好的东西要题,好的东西更应该介绍。坦白说,能贱价碰到那么好的作品老男人真的很开心。

故事是说主角反町隆史梦想回到职业棒球队继续棒球生涯,在因此打算和女友分手的那一晚却被雷电击毙。但原来他命不该绝,所以借尸还魂以朝日奈老总的身份继续在阳间活动,继续为他的梦想前进。然而朝日奈本来就是个很问题的人物,属于尖酸刻薄加无情之社会败类,和反町隆史的未婚妻加藤爱是敌对关系。

故事大纲就是新的‘朝日奈’如何获得人心,也和加藤爱和好……但毕竟朝日奈的行为举止都和反町隆史一个样,所以最终大家都知道那是借尸还魂。故事情节相当好……加藤爱更是清丽脱俗,越看越迷人。(老男人对清丽脱俗有气质的女人特别敏感。)可以说,演员选择正确,反町隆史和加藤爱的演技都合格。

美中不足的地方……

暂时还没有想到。老男人欣赏《梦想家》,觉得真的很有内涵,真的蛮感动人。我很喜欢剧中的加藤爱,虽然借尸还魂那么不可思议,反町隆史也不能直接告诉她,但这个女人却能感觉到并对朝日奈产生感觉。太贤惠了……太温柔了。

为什么那么美好的女子都是剧中的虚幻角色……这部剧集老男人估计除了反町隆史的剧酬基本上属于低成本制作。

《梦想家》……其实故事中最大的情操确是为了别人的梦想而牺牲自己的梦想。反町隆史最后不再执着于自己的梦想,因为他的心告诉他最大的幸福就是身边的‘女儿’能安好,而就算真的成功了,失去了身边的人也没什么意义。所以他选择了牺牲自己的梦想和生命,成全了女儿(志田未来)的后半生。天国的使者逐破例协助他改变了所有人的命运。

加藤爱最终也明白了,最大的爱情就是尽一切包容并成全伴侣的义务。现在很多女性只会对伴侣毫无理由的需索无度,这部剧集最适合这类自私的女子。如果男人和女伴不能谐调,那真的就很可惜了。在开始,加藤爱希望反町隆史放弃所有以她为尊……

坦白说,若反町隆史是为了别的女人而不是棒球……《梦想家》中的加藤爱会为了爱而继续坚持和反町隆史在一起吗?剧中的加藤爱在最后才明白,她真正所爱的人只要能在一起那才是最终要的。反町隆史也终于明白尽管他深爱加藤爱,他为了志田未来的爱却必须‘抛弃’加藤爱而离开人世。情义……真的是很难全的。

结局是皆大欢喜,所以剧名取得很好。因为在现实中,没有一个女人愿意和什么分享自己的男人,特别是和朋友、别人的女儿甚至足球分享男人。这样的男人没有真正的爱情而只有着女人的私欲。剧中的人物能在那种年纪看透世间种种,这类奇遇堪称《梦想家》。

从政。

随着局势的发展,难免会有不少人萌起到国会去混日子的打算。老男人是个走世界的人,对于国际法比一般人重视,对于新加坡眼下的状况而出现的‘机会’当然也察觉到。博客被选入国会在马国已经有了,主要是一大批网民对政局的忿怒将博客推入国会。

有些人觉得这么大好的时机,不参政,不趟这浑水入主国会那真是愚蠢。

坦白说,对老男人而言,这类机会就好像是搭巴士一样。对,老男人也是玩博客的,要是宣布参选,这个博客说不定就会吸引一大堆的眼球。而老男人的博客曾经就是眼球很多的地带,要提高点击率其实方法很多,只是老男人对点击率没什么关心而已。但搭巴士不是巴士出现就可以上车的。

因为巴士收费五花八门,而且目的地都不一样,而从政这类小事儿不是民间忿怒就可以随便涉及的。和搭巴士一样,你搭错巴士就可能一辈子迷路回不来了。有人说了老男人博客那么吊儿郎当,怎么从政,其实就是因为不打算从政所以才随便胡扯。至少在目前的情况下,还是井水不犯河水比较实际。

老实说,这时期就算进入国会又能如何?还不是在国会睡午觉,然后和总理闲扯,握手,拜拜,回家看光碟。再不然就是找资政拍照留念,让他告诉老男人:“下一次我们一定拿下你的选区云云……”

然后又是闲扯,握手,拜拜,回家看光碟……

人家说政治很黑暗,老男人专门闯黑店的,那和闯政坛其实也差不多。唯一的不同就是我闯黑店是贪乐子,而政坛这个黑店是你死我活的地方。国内几十家、上万人巴望着国会的位子望穿秋水的大有人在。为了利益,什么事儿干不出?

有句老话“政治就是关乎利益”,这家‘黑店’又没有美女,又没有好玩的东东,成天就是那几张无聊的椅子……要睡午觉,在家里也不错。搞不好我入主国会不久,和所有的年轻女议员都发生绯闻。毕竟老男人是个‘绯闻博客’;什么抢人女友,和明星暧昧或什么被贵妇包养啦~花边新闻五花八门,而老男人又不懂政策等等,要怎么为百姓出头?

顶多不是……

“插屁股这类国家大事儿应该鼓励使用安全套……”

“插屁股是不对的,我们应该给美女机会呀!”

然后全国报道为之哗然,我就在博客放一张微笑,然后又和什么美女有绯闻。

“新加坡国会议员老男人被美貌穷老师包养……”

“新加坡国会议员老男人社区晚宴唱《忘情水》被粉丝强吻……”

然后就是……

“新加坡新人政坛绯闻风云人物–老男人。”

“新加坡议员老男人基层活动变成个人演唱会……入场价炒到百元一张!”

谈情说爱和在国会中争锋相对是不一样的。要是对手是美女,老男人怜香惜玉就变成了国会‘调情’事件。什么财政报告,老男人大概就表示情人节应该给国内美女都送一朵玫瑰花之类的。

而接见选民从忿怒的居民殴打议员就变成了情窦初开的选民和议员打情骂俏……

老男人从政到中国见那个温家宝,搞不好背后就跟着一批狗仔队。和意大利美女议员交流大概也是‘眼神交流’闪烁不停。给日本美女议员送行大概也是‘吻别’。搞不好到处搞外交,使节夫人个个都被藏了起来……免得日夜花边不断。

实际情况大概也是如此……什么选举活动对于老男人大概就成了个人签唱会,青年团就搞成了老男人粉丝团。结果政坛和拍戏差不多,只是自编自导自演。

要从政,有的是机会。只是浪费太多时间在国会中又不能泡妞,不能谈情说爱,还要听一大堆莫明其妙的政策和参加无聊的党派辩论……国会中都没有美女爱我,老男人参政干什么去?

政坛巨星和歌坛巨星对老男人都差不多,唱完、收钱、收功~

不要怪老男人不在乎民间疾苦;老男人对美女们的寂寞难耐的苦闷是特别关心的,怎么会真的漠不关心?人生无常,为了天下的绝色佳人,难道真的博客从政才是正途吗?除非国会中美女无数,风华绝代……要是都是老姑婆,都是不懂情趣,不解风情,在政坛那类缺乏爱情的干枯之地,苦海无边,回头是爱呀!

从政真的那么好吗?

真的那么好,为什么绝代粉黛都没有?那么没罗曼蒂克的地方,居然是那么多野心勃勃的人向往的地方~和美女的温柔乡相比……情到浓时谈情说爱和高谈阔论睡大觉发白日梦的日子,那怎么比?

要是在国会碰上英俊潇洒风度翩翩的马宝山部长,老男人引经据典……古人云书中自有黄金屋,金屋自有颜如玉,居者有其屋不可少此金屋藏娇之经典。顺便也建大雄宝殿、藏娇阁给明义这类和尚陪伴佛祖终年。国库不够,出家人不怕……

还有李嘉诚呀!

他有的是钱,老男人有的是光头和尚……

好像离题了……

反正此博客从政的必备条件那就是国会要美女多多,选区要美女多多,顺便找几个和尚充当招财进宝日本猫向有钱人要银子使。要不然还不如在博客上随便胡扯算了。

眼下政府人才济济,干下了不少好事儿,老男人主张遥仰慕拜,让他们把老男人的二房式租屋卖个几百万那才是最聪明的。等我的二房式单位卖到几百万,我再用几十万去买五房式。五房式让政府弄成几千万,然后我就把总统府给买下来。那么总统就可以到几十亿的公寓去办公了。

总统府住腻了,再卖个几千亿……把天上的星星买下来和月亮的嫦娥当邻居,和小白兔搞技能培训,然后一只兔子可以磨杵磨成几百根针!

老男人太潇洒了……自我感觉好好。


[There is a more creative rumor that... I was a gigolo. I have not known of any lovers so far who have that kind of money to 'afford my service'. Relationships between Scope and beauties are simple: Love affairs. I am not that sort of guy whose look is qualified to seduce any girls either. So gimme a break~]

Eat this much, shit that much… It’s just the way of life.

Scope has been taking a break from cyberspace and… don’t miss him, he’s having a wonderful time wasting time in Singapore. The trips to Malaysia had to be cut short simply because those ‘white papers’ were out of stocks, and I am not too trusting towards having to explain the absence of those papers on my longer trip to Malacca when I returned.

The big news is, after chatting with a Japanese whomever I had decided not to invest a cent in JAL. His exact words were like, “The (Japanese) government cannot go on pumping monies into such insistance to fail…”, and it seems that Japan is only able to fork out about lesser than USD5b for JAL. My imperial broker was also against this speculation. The other investment X brought about 30% appreciation within a month as the entire market crushed with China and USA plus India sending shockwaves. The one doing pretty badly is investment B, though I am not too worried.

Starting year 2010, Scope has upgraded this terminal: A cool dual core 2.93g (E6500), 2mb ram and an ATI 4000++ graphics packed with a 300gb harddisk… This is not really for movie making but for gaming and simple CGP creation.

The choice for such a system is simply because it’s the most cost effective choice for the purpose. Most programs now run on CPU of single core 3.0g, i7 series are slashing the prices of other products to a most comfortable range. I have been aiming to get a dual core system around 3g for a while, and what the fuck will need a i7 series to run? They are selling such dual core 2.93 that can run almost all applications more than nicely like dirt. So it’s time to upgrade.

This terminal will eventually become the experiment section before actual movie making to be made on the much more powerful Quad Core systems. This is necessary since what can run well on Dual Core will be totally possible on a Quad Core. The Quad Core terminal will be isolated from any internet acess.

So now, the focus is on the cameras.

[Gearing Project S Up] In order to carry out Project S, we’d need the manufacturers to cut down those prices… by introducing more powerful models… which we don’t even need.

It’s the same logic with I7 systems turning E6500 junks… these are junks which can work wonders!

The economics of Scope… that is.

In real, we don’t need those cameras selling at S$25,000. What we need are those cameras selling at $2000 a year back to sell at about $500 in the future when we can have as many of them cheap… Anything higher end is useless basically because all the movies can be rendered. As long as it is HD and sharp enough for the files to be projected on big screens, fine.

Of course, if any manufacturers are interested to sponsor Scope those equipment… why not? We need all the REAL helping hands to make beauties possible. As said, I am totally not bothered with competitions…

They are a total waste of time.

[Kept-Boy In The Dark] One joker raised this issue at Sohu Scope’s blog… Frankly speaking, I am not hired to provide sexual service by any, nor was I a cowboy. There are such demands or requests but while I am indeed a lover to some females, those are love affairs and nothing based on money.

To guys as Scope… this is not the first instance when we have such misunderstandings. There were previous accusations which Scope ’stole’ girlfriends of others whom I have NEVER met; there was another sort of speculation that an actress and I was in a relationship. And then, there is now this silly misunderstanding that I was a cowboy…

Strange indeed, and they are like begging me to sue them…

But no, I don’t sue people.

There is NO basis to such misunderstanding because 1st… all the girls involved with Scope are usually very attractive, and if we’d have babies the babies will be likely lookers as well. Talk about genes. 2nd, none of them I know of didn’t take money from Scope, and they are not that rich and unattractive to gain guys’ attention to resort to booking the same cowboy for months.

Don’t speculate without any solid basis so as to respect your own intelligence.

Rumors… gossips, what else? Internet is a dynamic world, and I have been around for many years. Thanks to those jokers, Scope ’steals’ girlfriends of others, is a lover to actresses, and a gigolo… Am I qualified to be a gigolo in the first place?

Look at it this way, I don’t fish girls base on money… Conversely, I have my feelings for girls with or without monies. That goes for Kate and Lih whom I have missed for this life. I don’t even love fucking a prostitute because sex… sex is great only when the other has feelings for you.

Isn’t that the way?

For guys like Scope, we go for elegant women who are attractive… Period.

It’s very strange, women marry rich men while they are drawn to men as Scope for sex. If you don’t have the money but are attractive, we’d be drawn to you as well… So~ I’d classify such rumors as misunderstanding. For my great love towards Kate and Lih, never once have I dreamt of raping them.

One have to hence understand the point about Scope… Sex is an enjoyment not an obligation; it’s as the fine wine… it must go with the occassion and not the drunken.

Alright, Scope doesn’t drink.

I don’t really care whether you like me or not… This is my blog, you are not obliged to agree with me, nor am I obliged to agree with you. I am a guy… I am a good guy. I am good to girls… but frankly speaking, none of them really loves me… more than themselves.

So… I am still searching… for the One.

Scope version of love… fuck social norms and all those silly rumors.

Sex is a beautiful thing. It is precisely because of such immature asshole-ic craps which make sex a taboo, a dirty joke and…

If your brains are dirty, everything is unwashed.

If you have a beautiful mind, every fuck is gracing upon the gods.

[The Fattie Looking For A Date] I sort of pick this ‘news’ up recently, and as usual… such innocent request for a blind date can end up such a big mess online. The girl may be plump but not plug-ugly or really that obese.

Put it this way, she is looking for a friend, and whether the date will fall in love with her… Matters of the heart cannot be acertain with simply looks. If it were to be so simple, your Dad and Mum will certainly not be more ugly than Tom Cruise. But the fact remains, looks are skin-deep sexual attractions… and she is not looking for sex, but a date.

And who knows, maybe the guy may end up falling in love with her? Love and sex… they are ever so confusing to the mortals.

Such is the game of fate and who can tell?

Those assholes condemning her public request for a date are simply… immature.

I like her. This is a girl who is willing to give herself a chance.

But I will like her even more if she is willing to give herself a chance in spite of those mean howlings from the assholes.

Of course, I have no sexual interest towards her. Though if she does need my company, I’d join her for dinner if I am free. Scope has plenty of meals with girls from all over the world… Meeting new faces is nothing for a guy who has done sales for more than a decade. In the sales line, we have to encounter all sorts of people…

…the sanes and the insanes… plus tons of troublemakers.

So… Don’t be bothered with those assholes. There will always be someone who will be there for you, there will always be the good guys and they will always be those… ugly noises. But if you hide yourself behind the walls because of those silly noises, you’d miss all the good companies.

When I first knew ‘Falcon’, I even celebrated her birthday by buying her a cake on our first meeting up… Or did I recall wrongly. Was that Christmas? We never had sex, but I enjoyed the company. The reason why this world is so pathetically lonely is precisely because of those silly immature creepy thinking.

So what you are a fattie? So what you ain’t beautiful? If you are a good girl, you deserve good company. Of course, falling in love or not… that’d be another matter.

I don’t understand why Xiaxue’s blog is not within Parental Control but mine is, but the point is this… In the phase of growing up, you either grow up learning the good things… or you grow up learning what you think is good, but what which never will make sense. What Scope is doing here is pretty simple: Make sense.

If you don’t like my blog, it’s because you don’t make sense.

There is an online question of what would you do if you come across the girl who dressed sexy and danced wild among tamils to be molested severely… This happened at Siloso Beach, Sentosa. I commented at one blog that blogs this story that I’d engage in a brawl for this girl’s modesty…

Yes. I would have fought for her sake, even if I don’t know who she was.

No. I won’t be there at the beach, since Scope doesn’t go to such havoc party.

If people were to be raping a girl in a dark alley and she crying for help, Scope would rescue her. There is no need to thank me, because it’d be pure pleasure to be a hero, a perfect chance to be violent. And perhaps the damsel in distress could fall in love with Scope… But in Singapore, unlikely. It’s ok, Singapore girls will usually scream at guys as Scope.

But still, if I were to be at Siloso Beach and come across this scene, I’d have saved her.

And I don’t think it’s so right that a girl in sexy outfit and dancing wild should be signals for legitimate molests. Nosense. Just as Jean sharing a room with John doesn’t mean that was the ticket for a sausage to be inserted into Jean’s tea-cup. I was disappointed with those guys interviewed, their responses were so sick… What do you mean that sexy babe deserved that? What do you mean that she should know?

They fuck your daughter then tell me all those craps…

But then and again, Singaporean girls shouldn’t be naive… There are not many Scopes in Singapore, and there are many many critters out there. So dress sexy, dance wild, but do so where Scope can hear you screaming for help. Basic instinct.

I am a man. I fuck lovers, I protect girls, I don’t rape.

And I don’t go to such havoc parties.

I did fight before to protect girls… one was my sister, and the other a stranger. I also rescue a chap from blanket party during NS. There will always be bullies around. While nobody will protect you, a man will try to protect the fair-skins. And I love fighting… just like girls like sex, with the right occassions.

I am angry with those assholes… If you are so fucking poor to visit Geylang, you are making nightmares grabbing buns of girls disgracing men, making us sound like desperate fuckers.

Well…

“All men are pigs.”

Two buns and men become pigs. How fucking cheap.

This world is a place of ironies… You know silly girls will usually give Scope hell-o-problems and yet when they are raped, probably it’s our type who will be the ones to save their assholes. All men are pigs… probably that sounds stupid to save troublemakers but, we belong to the old type of men.

Silly girls, we’d protect you as best as possible.

要问老男人在小人堆中如何度日,其实既然是小人堆自然不乏跳梁小丑的余兴表演。在路上开车常常能欣赏不必要的拥堵和车祸的现场。为什么呢?因为大白天车水马龙居然到处修路和坎树,而现在的新加坡高速公路能开到20~30KmH那是很可能的。只要随便车祸一桩,高速公路就堵死了,然后跟着就有个东东大白天在路边坎树铺路,然后就更容易车祸。最近新加坡还出现电子停车场这类垃圾玩意儿,两条车道的路左边和右边都可以挤到十字路口……为什么呢?

不知道那位大仙左边和右边的停车场都装了‘场满不让过’的电子闸门,大家都停车等入场,后面的车左右都不能通;所以原本顺畅的路就被搞到险象环生。而停车场依旧混乱。

当然新加坡的教育已经是乱七八糟了,不过就是因为乱七八糟所以才有新鲜乐趣。这么多的小人自然有小人制造出来的节目,时不时自娱自乐。当然,最近那个老光头星云在新加坡报刊又有搞笑言论。这回是他一则故事……说船家靠岸接客而弄死了鱼虾,某秀才见了就问禅师谁有罪;而那个老光头说的这个禅师说秀才‘有罪’,因为本来船家心无什么恶念……是本职。其实这个笑话一般小人也未必会明白为什么这么好笑。

之前那个假和尚似乎说了,某财主因为想吃猪肉所以杀了猪却没来得及吃他就挂了;所以财主下了地狱投胎当猪头去也。就因为他的无心之失。

这个无惭傲慢的假和尚又是狗屁不通。禅师是为了教化众生,秀才是习君子之道;这个笑话要把佛祖给请出来就明白了。佛门讲因果,船夫因为本职无心而杀生,这个笨蛋禅师说秀才问问有罪。敢问秀才不闻不问就没罪了?这秀才在故事中其实什么都没做,他只是当禅师那么一回事儿而请教禅师意见,而这个笨蛋禅师就‘降罪’于此秀才。船夫没罪,不知者无罪的秀才问问就有罪,而普渡众生的笨蛋禅师这样降罪就无罪……所谓天堂地狱首先分是非,论因果报应,所以佛祖面前不知道那个老光头会认为真的‘有罪’的话是有心秀才,或是人家问你就怪人家有罪的禅师?

如此佛祖有罪……

因为‘养不教,父之过’,况佛祖乎。

若到此段你还是不明白这个笑话,那……就问自己,要是佛祖要秀才和禅师其中一人下地狱,那会是谁?而船夫本着私欲,为了人间的钱财害死了那么多水族;要是财主为了吃饭死了只猪要当猪头,为什么船夫为了吃饭就可以把水族弄死?如果老虎为了果腹而吃人,为什么财主吃猪要当猪头?

还不明白?

那你就是个大猪头。

鱼虾也是‘父母’所产,船夫弄死了人家的子女就无罪,这个因果只能是鱼虾的‘本职’就为了给船夫弄死的才能说得通。就好比农猪就是为了其身上的肉而被饲养的一般。也就是歪理和道理基本上没两样。不慌,老男人在新加坡就常常得和歪理打交道,就连家人的歪理也不少……而且特别厉害。所谓的小人都是歪理一大堆的……习惯了,所以不打算继续在此地浪费时间。所以新加坡和中国才会搞到如此田地……彩虹光耀的田,精彩富庶的地。

其实星云的东西最近成了郁闷时候自娱自乐的笑话调剂一下,这些人本来就不学无术张口要名利双收,你真的认真,他们的脸皮之厚能吓死你。其实老男人比谁都明白命运……你要是去救一个马来西亚人,就会死一个新加坡人。老男人吸纳五行滋补滋补,可以救人,但这边救一个那边就死一个。所以这个救人是门学问。老男人可以看到星云脸上的青气,虽然不明白是什么意思,但感觉相当‘不爽’。一般人是看不出的。明义……初次接触就感觉到强大的寒气,那也是很‘不爽’的一种感应。杭州黑店事件后,不可能中奖的老男人又连开数奖;自然的,五行有新吸纳管道。

老男人的龙气上升和新加坡的妖气冲天似乎是一种相生相克的存在。其实命运之平衡是俗人不能了解的。极度邪恶之地降极度正派的老男人。这就是命运保持平衡的法则。老男人对小人极度厌恶,却也非常需要他们的五行补充。所以老男人很讨厌俗人在老男人面前拿本破《道德经》胡说八道……因为在君子面前装清高,你一定是脑子有水。

真正的禅师老男人曾经见识过,禅机深奥有趣,是非分明方能大彻大悟。新加坡那些小人除了自圆其说之外,既然不理是非分明自然谈不上什么感悟。如上的故事佛祖肯定会将那个禅师打入地狱的。理由相当简单,因为禅师的‘本职’是普渡众生,至于谁有罪谁无罪,身为佛门的阿弥陀佛,我佛既然慈悲,有罪与否并不是和尚定的,而是命运注定的。这包括姻缘,包括这辈子会认识几个女人,往往根本就没什么对错。

就好象算命的指点老男人到机场和尼泊尔和尚碰面拿护身符,到浙江找‘愿意挡灾的替死鬼’,命运给多的是因为哪边捉少的。这和五行吸纳的道理差不多一样,你亏欠不还的,你的福泽就慢慢给老男人吸收。可以这么说,小人是老男人的‘喜神’,却也是老男人很讨厌的败类。

执迷不悟的小人们,自然可以是非不分,可以‘怪罪’天下秀才。但是有一点是不会改变的,神佛不是傻瓜,天堂不是为是非不分的混球小人而开的。好比姻缘天注定,世人却逆天而为以人力制裁天意。真正的爱情不会为了一张破纸而化掉。真正爱老男人的女人就会爱老男人。

之所以那么多人下地狱报到,这是非相当分明的……都不愿意学好,梦想解脱,会不会想得太美了?

有人曾经问老男人,为什么某国会变成‘地狱’……这类放屁的话惹得老男人大笑不止。这就好像问为什么我将垃圾涂在蛋糕上却依然那么难吃……如果这些无惭傲慢的垃圾都可以升天,老男人宁愿千百年逗留无聊的人间,风花雪月,便是寂寞也好过看到极乐世界那乱七八糟的可怜样儿。

星云的例子老男人很不喜欢,告老男人老男人也是不喜欢。因为自古之所以有秀才就是因为有官道,自古有秀才就因为有状元,所谓的秀才在当官前多是耗时花钱刻苦读书学成上京为了就是以才学换官位名利双收,光宗耀祖的。所以秀才问罪是无罪的,本身也没什么‘恶意’。禅师连这么简单的禅理都不清楚就真的成是非之人。因为禅师是为了出家登极乐,不是妄论罪责的。秀才的特殊身份也是命运的安排,上天的意愿。所以禅师说秀才此问有罪,其实自己就逆天而为。

逆天叛道是这些小人本来的‘天职’,否则也不会下地狱。都是自以为对的歪理,但深入后就牛头不对马嘴。好像李嘉诚这类贪图名牌的有钱人,他们觉得对,妖僧就有实力借来为祸人间。所以为什么越下流越有钱,越有影响力就是这个道理。这些人不是为了天堂积善,他们是为了自己的执迷而希望拨弄反正,结果越弄越乱。小人又害怕报应,又就特别希望别人都是错的;但越是这样就前提不对后话,牛头不对马嘴,全都暴露无疑。这就是小人。

他们行事唯一的道理就是自己的歪理。

但也就是因为有这些小人才有所谓的君子。世人贪慕虚荣,和尚是非不分……很正常。新年常常看到善男信女争先恐后争插第一柱香,但几个‘善男信女’真的有资格参拜神灵?都是一大票执迷不悟的小人为了自己的好处争先恐后,丑态百出……请问佛祖要保佑谁?

老男人不喜欢星云借助新加坡报刊忽悠人,不过他忽悠的都是无知小人。

猪八戒抱琵琶。

终于……找到了时间去逛芽笼(Geylang),在新加坡应该不必担心‘强迫消费’。只是既然不是第一次去逛,‘冒险’的新鲜感就淡了。当然,期待看到的是一排排美女在街上的风景。女人……这里各式各样‘阴道收费闸门’的管理层都有,这也是唯一的乐趣。虽然傍晚时分出现的美女还是很少,但总算出现了几个相当漂亮的婊子。

那个长得很像Kate的也在,不过躲躲闪闪的……因为在和警察玩捉迷藏。由于上回聊过话,她知道老男人不是卧底,但也不是‘顾客’。只是她的华语说得比较顺畅许多。现在她都跟着芽笼赌摊混日子,因为赌摊有人把风,一出现警察她也跟着闪。这回假Kate的胸差点儿露了出来,因为她穿的是超低胸清凉热裤装,头发也短了。

问老男人要不要‘来一回’,老男人嘴上婉拒她的‘好意’,但心里……心里还真不想。问题是在上芽笼的前一个晚上,老男人的心痛……是在梦里心痛的。所以和她聊了两句就兜了一圈便开车回家。老男人给她买了罐饮料。我很喜欢看她笑的样子,那种酒窝很令人怀念,结果她似乎被老男人看得有点儿不好意思。

“你真的不要我吗?”

“今天没时间……”

“上次也说没时间,你不喜欢我吗?”

“哈哈~真的赶时间。我只是来看看一下就得到别的地方去。”

“你是不是觉得贵……那么$X好了。”

“不是,不是。你绝对值钱。”

“你没有需要吗?”

“我可是正常男人,但真的不方便。”

“下回你一定要我哦~”

“下回再说吧……”

“你老是来看我又不带我上旅馆……”

上旅馆又能如何?老男人几年后就离开了。到时新的环境,新的女人,新的文化,新的生活……她拉拉老男人的手,老男人轻轻地挪开她的手时,这个假Kate的手还真细嫩;毕竟她还很年轻。这么年轻但性经验肯定比老男人丰富许多。可惜,这么年轻的姑娘要面对芽笼那一大批的色老头。有些甚至又丑又臭……其实要女人不必付钱也行,只要装扮得严谨到街上猎艳,女人根本不是问题。不少女人本身也希望性爱,但是多数都有罪恶感……毕竟女人是‘人’却也是相当依附社会的无知分子。一方面又希望和自己喜欢的人做爱,一方面又被世俗礼教束缚着。而最大的问题就是,女人的生理构造就是为世俗礼教而生的。

总之,女人不是理性的动物。

对一般女人而言,自由的性爱是很难的。所以要搞女人就需要借口……比如说佳节什么的,让她们有起码的理由脱光光上床。

女人……

当天前一晚之所以心痛是因为莫名其妙的,Lih闯进了梦境。Lih才是唯一老男人心痛过的女生,而且是相当心痛。而且是莫名其妙的心痛。Lih对老男人有一种很奇妙的‘效果’。和她在一起心里很温暖,火气升不起来。因为Lih不是不爱争而是她的‘手法’很委婉。Lih是个很温柔的女生……至少在邂逅时的她就是那种感觉。这种效果还会让‘需要’变成‘次要’。Lih其实不是‘人’,而是一种感觉。老男人的心其实是‘死’的……也就是为什么我可以透视这个混乱的世界,可以静悄悄忍耐着寂寞千万年……所以Lih是个很特别的女人,至少对老男人而言。

不过现在的Lih,和其她邂逅一样都是回忆。

其实男人和女人的问题并非那么简单,因为不同的女人有不同的‘效果’。

Lih……

或许人生一圈,在原点上又会再相遇。

不过她还会是她吗?

那天到芽笼逛确实觉得无聊。毕竟仙女们才回来了几个,看到警察捉了个男人……男人还掏出钱似乎要贿赂。但警察没理会。新加坡越来越无聊……

明年赌场开,大哥说要来。有钱赌博,为什么不投资在有意义的世事上呢?这就是老话。不过他们有自己的一套想法,和老男人格格不入。只是既然到新加坡,必要时还是得招待吧……

屁拉稀亚洲果然升得快跌得也相当快,现在公司持股大概还保留20%。现在日航似乎要破产了,是不是该拨500,000元小小投资一下。至于那一班猪差不多时候该进货了。凭单差不多见底,这个时候入货在炒高时才能暴利。这就是股市,一个最大的赌场。一班猪似乎有大量压低吸购的活动……这是炒作前的先兆。不过老男人投资是law-by-law走的;也就是还没到水平是不会有买入行动的。这是宁愿少赚好过徒增风险的原则。看交易量……这样的压价法,接下来若有炒作将是很猛的。

日航的问题是,日本那边是搞高层关系过日子的。也就是说,为了派系面子,日航未必真的会瓦解。这类高度暗箱操作的经济体,往往就出现风险高回报也高的机会。不过……毕竟新政党出现,新管理新风险……

很多人都纳闷,为什么一班猪跌得那么厉害要进货……

坦白说,如果它不大跌,你怎么进货?

在除牌前,游戏还是继续。

不知道这个新总裁到底行不行就是了……在他出现服务公司后,股价居然一落千丈。

没心情。

所以帖子写了删,删了写,写了又删。身边的女人们毕竟没有一个了解老男人,成天说‘爱我’,其实她们最爱的还是自己。当老男人是傻的么……女人……不知道为什么越来越对女人反感。也许就是因为认真看待她们无理取闹的天性所以甚至对嘉惠当年的那句‘沙滩物语’一直很在意;因为这些女人永远都不会了解老男人,而她们永远都对老男人有自己一套胡闹的见解。

算了~

最近和某客户谈那一班猪,这一班猪12月15日原本期限到了却还没有签约。虽然就商业而言期限可以不断挪动,毕竟是备忘录,但这一班猪原本就有‘前科’,只要合约不签下落定,股价一下子就掉了。所以老男人当初就不让老爸买入一班猪,这类股票不是他应该冒的风险。但一班猪能不能成金猪还是定论太早,而且不是老男人郁闷的主要原因。

每次郁闷,习惯性的会被美丽的回忆围绕着,但老男人本次不打算离题。

最近很多东西确实很精彩,但都不适合在博客上聊。这是郁闷之一,郁闷之二就是越来越厌倦这类无聊的生活。其实在中国的时候就发现除了嫖就真的没事情可做,而老男人也不嫖,所以天天足浴,大吃大喝,但回公寓和酒店……好无聊。无论天天如何花钱,都不知道还能做什么。有时无聊到不时可以足浴、敲背好几个钟,然后在想还有什么有趣的事儿。最近看了‘National Geographic’,我也想探险,老男人缺乏的就是冒险。

这么多年的刺激生涯,自从30岁退役了……这几年好似没了期待。

以后去抢海盗算了。

[军营的圣诞礼物] 刚刚收到CMPB(新加坡搞大头兵的部门)的Order Under Section 109*,真是怪了。其实军营单位自个儿也很混乱,老男人估计是那个比较资深的国民服役文员退伍后接续的没把收尾搞好,结果乱七八糟(总是这样~!)。其实在新加坡这个很正常,你得一日二十五小时注意这些问题。老男人十月云游神州前一直和军营联络安排,九月领了‘免死令牌’,后来那位资深的走了,搞到11月回国后放心不下而得继续追踪。当时美女头头查了后回电说到12月17日不必管RT。后来12月初再打电话,他们说现在系统指到11月23日而不是12月17日~也就是说突然间,11月23日后那个资深却已经退伍的文员给老男人搞的RT就变成了老男人‘没去’。

结果呢……

12月初我被安排和军营另外一个部门聊(搞Defaulter List的部门),那里的小朋友居然让老男人传真那‘免死令牌’过去让他们进行Defaulter List修改~这个问题变成了老男人的问题!还要老男人就因为这点儿琐事儿去找部传真机~没办法,就打了第三通电话,美女头头的小弟弟让老男人电邮‘免死令牌’给他们安排修改。要是不见了这张‘免死令牌’那老男人不就被冤枉了?接下来几通电话,美女头头也搞不清楚情况……那么就安排12月21日去见‘阎罗王’,中间告诉了老男人一大堆奇奇怪怪的解释,老男人听着也知道她自己也乱。但后来突然传来了好消息,说老男人变成C2L2(这个等级,听说不必再理会RT)六个月。老男人在新加坡难得那么好事儿,后来军营回电邮正式确认。

结果连12月21日见阎罗王那趟也免了。

所以今天收到这张Order Under Section 109,直接‘按程序’给1800-3676767‘表达‘不满’,然后让阿T老兄留个档案,马上就给军营也正式电邮提醒一下。老男人就再给军营找一个借口……就是因为资深的那位跑了,现在阑尾新手接了过去。不然如何?从9月搞的‘免死令牌’个案到现在,这个军营不久前连老男人的身份证都让一个长相与老男人十万八千里的给取走了……哎哟我奶奶的熊~

其实问题根本就不出在我们身上,但无论如何跟进,无论别人叫你如何放心,总之……在新加坡别相信任何人。现在的新加坡很容易出乱子。而我们这些无辜的百姓往往就这样遭殃了。那些退伍人士也就得相当小心,因为要是老男人那张‘免死金牌’不见了,那怎么办?这些人会跟你说‘Sorry’?

不。

他们会找你麻烦;要不然他们自己就得扛。

当然,他们未必是故意的。老男人以前国民服役时也当文员,知道这些问题的‘严重程度’。往往会‘吓死人’。只要有一个害群之马,退伍的兄弟们不明不白的就会被提告。当然有很多很多情况。有些军官甚至不管人民的正常生活会不会被扰乱,就直指某百姓故意找借口不回营受训。老男人亲眼看过一个常年出国办事儿,次次都不能回营受训而拖着没回营的百姓,军官就觉得这个人‘Play Punk’。他自己的人生当军官拿俸禄,回营自然,别人的人生似乎不重要,回营最重要……老男人见多了。到处都是怪人,所以演变成个个都找借口不回来,那不是很平常?

不正常才怪……

老男人要不是因为亲人,现在大概还在中国让美女们给俺足浴……

军营的问题为什么要我们这些不靠军营吃饭的扛?老男人不明白。也根本不可能去明白这些人的心态。新加坡人……

其实这个‘系统’问题很多,从老男人退伍后,到现在似乎问题还是很严重。为了这么简单的小事儿,居然还要老男人花那么多时间操心?为什么就没有人去改进?难道都在等事情爆炸?当然,除了政府,老男人能改进什么,能做什么?反正碰到新加坡人,老男人就头大。在国外因为是新加坡人,老是得应付“你们新加坡也这样”或“你们新加坡人都是那样”或“没脑子死要饭”之类的谬语。无奈呀,悲哀呀~风暴后的新加坡情况会更美好吗?

毕竟老男人虽然不知道CMPB的政策改成什么样,不过分享一下自己的经验……那就是尽可能,什么东西都让军营电邮回复,什么都是都尽量问。他们是很忙,但要是你出事儿了,他们会更忙。或就这么说,他们那么忙就是因为本来就搞出很多事情。由于都是‘儿童’被硬硬强行拉进军队的,稍微资深了就退伍,所以各个环节都会出问题,所以也就是不知道哪一个天才搞出那么多个环节让那么多问题滋生。佩服,佩服~

这个个案其实很简单,军营的联系已经说过会去通知该CMPB部门改。而老男人圣诞节第一件事情就是随手一通电话去‘质问’。其实所谓的‘质问’也就是确保这些新兵没有出差错。要是还出差错,那武装部队就真的很难堪了。现在看来,原本在外(军营以外的民事单位)处理事情的那些专家似乎得‘下岗’了,老男人是不是应该找另一批专家处理,得到应有的‘终生免死令牌’?

这么考虑是有实际根据的,因为中国一时半刻是能避则避。地方官现在被北京开始压,他们就得往百姓找钱。否则那么巨大的房价空洞你怎么去补?这么长时间,地方都是以巨大房价收入‘扩充’养弟兄,搞政绩工程的,现在要压,那么多兄弟一下子哪儿讨饭去,下面总会有对策的。伟大的中国千千万万的官口子都为了钱当官,一下子中央批下来,地方死也死,地方活也死。所以这个时期,老男人尽可能跑得远远的;除非温家宝或胡锦涛铺红地毯拿万两金子请,还得考虑一下去不去。中国要出大乱子了。

新加坡也就要出大乱子了。

考虑到现实的局面,上天给了老男人这个‘小礼物’,或许就是为了获取那‘终生免死令牌’。其实,多几年老男人就往欧洲移居过去,到时新加坡这文化沙漠就算被水淹埋了,那也只能怪自己用人失当,长期吊儿郎当,所以临时抱佛脚。跟老男人有什么关系?很多人都不知道,水位上升,周围的地震会对地理上高升土地的新加坡造成更巨大的波动压力。要是非常强烈,甚至会可能支柱中间开始断裂。这在表层是看不出来的。这些都是物理反应。到时候还会有‘新加坡’吗?

不过,那是几十年后人民才慌乱的事儿。

现在的新加坡人只是好奇为什么周围发生地震我们越来越感觉得到。新加坡毕竟只是地球的一个高耸的土地,周围的水位之所以那么深就是因为我们就居住在地表冒出的针头上。也就是说,你999年地契的豪华房产能不能耐得了100年也是个问号。所以老男人从没有真的打算在新加坡购屋。马尔代夫首当其冲~多几年还会有马尔代夫吗?嘿嘿嘿~

无知的人类……无知的新加坡人。

其实,大陆也是很多无知的百姓。他们以为这辈子没事儿,海啸就不可能。哈哈哈哈哈~

这些饭桶能懂什么。

[神之子] 又有一对男女突然出现在老男人家门前……

一开口就搬出最近的哥本哈根峰会。

老男人坦白地告诉他们自己的意见,然后……原来是传教徒。呵呵~那么前面的科学看法不就是白说了。不过得纠正他们,那就是神哪,不是说人破坏地球,而是人毁灭人。地球是不会被这些小小的污染给破坏掉的。人一旦空气稀薄,到处毒气迷茫,甚至因为五谷不收而缺粮,这个人类灭亡了,但还有小草在,还有海底的低能生物在,还有爬虫在……只要这些还在,人就是灭亡了地球还是会‘恢复’的;然后再等什么垃圾老鼠妖怪进化成人,然后等这些人类继续破坏地球的时候,到时候又有什么神,又有什么冰河等等准备遭受破坏。老男人的IQ是190以上,这些人的IQ差不多150,他们和老男人谈哥本哈根……他们知道在和谁谈?

嘿嘿嘿~

其实二氧化碳加浓,水位高涨,阳光猛烈,按照地球的自我恢复机制,植物应该会爆生得火红。而地表将开始活跃。毕竟一面冷却一面却受到海水蓄积大量的能量。人类都不明白,所谓的地球就是一个冷却后的能量体,而这个能量周围还牵扯着月球和行星的能量交错。就好像新加坡,这个‘岛’不就是一根从海床突出来的针头不断受到四面八方水力的冲击?这就是小人处处的文化沙漠新加坡的真身。要是海水高涨,能量高涨,这根针就得被周围地震晃动得厉害的水波(Wave Resonant Force)来回冲击,也就晃得更厉害。这种简单低智能的物理学不必要神来解释。

其实能量高涨,水位高涨对地球是好事儿。在高能量被压缩和冰岛溶化释放出来的氧气下,长期如此新一层臭氧层会在百万年后出现……问题是,污染消耗的氧气和替代越来越不成比例。其实水位上升除了‘消化’空气中的二氧化碳等物质和其辐射,连带覆盖大地上的垃圾后,地球能让他们加速腐化并自我修复,而过程中也会释放些许氧气。不过人类估计等不上百万年吧……哪怕一点点的水位上升,那需要地球多少能量……?而且只要能量源源不断,热胀冷缩,水位膨胀将更加激烈。因为地球不断受两级阴阳影响,这类冲击将是相当惊人的。

哥本哈根对政治一窍不通的老男人而言,也知道峰会去的那班根本就是浪费时间。老男人一定会把自己的子女送到地球上最安全的地方等人类自己灭亡。这个地方老男人已经找到了。现在就等父母‘放手’。这两个传教的,他们说神会降下救世主……老男人大概就是他们说的那个救世主。但老男人会留下全世界最精良的DNA,我的DNA……当新加坡人被水淹掉了,当中国大陆被巨大的地表两极给分裂,当空气缺氧,当世界粮食供应短缺……老男人和子女和爱人们都会在安全宝地准备继续‘繁殖’。那时候,我就是基督教童话故事中的‘Adam’(阿当),而老男人那些美女们就统统都是‘Eva+s’(夏娃s)。而人类遭劫后残留的子孙都会是老男人的子子孙孙。

其实在我十多岁的时候,老男人就开始研究这个小问题。

上海也会下雪,当年老男人就估计到了。地球的转变和那些饭桶天天为了财产而坑害别人……这些事情都是有关联的。因为这些人渣成功了,自己也要灭亡了。老男人小学的时候,老师告诉我们地球的燃油资源可以耐50年。随着科技的进步,越来越多油田出现,但消耗却也越来越快。为了无聊的战争,伊拉克油田居然有人放火燃烧……那么人类还有多少年是不必探讨大规模能源来源的?所以有个笨蛋就开始到处宣扬核子能的干净和好处。

问题是,人类是什么样的东西?

你能让全人类都开发核子能?美国愿不愿意让朝鲜开发核子能?朝鲜会乖乖的就只开发核子能?一大战,现在是烧油田,以后就是炸核反应炉。为了人类自私的胜利,绝对会发生的。让这些IQ170以下的垃圾、低能儿、饭桶去搞世界,能不灭亡?所以老男人这辈子一定要做的,就是既然改变不了人间,那就得将子女安排在地球唯一几个安全地带,也就是父母不在了,老男人必定要移居。不管证件有没有,这是个生存问题。因为氧气不会慢慢减少,而是突然大幅度减少,相对污染速度会大幅度加大。部分的人会走入地底,制造受保护世界。但超过70%的人口将会被直接波及。而受保护城市也会开始出现饱和。毕竟是在地底。长期的繁殖、维修和需要的材料不可能在地底下受补给。

这两个传教徒大概还不明白自己族类的命运。他们也不明白新加坡的未来。

这个岛将在地表层突然移位的那霎那受到强大的波及而裂开并被淹没。不过那应该不会发生在我们70年后生的时候。而我们这一辈就是要为了下一代的安全而迁移。估计李连杰千辛万苦叛离中国跑到了新加坡这个小岛……但新加坡的治理不只是政治那么简单,它需要神之子。否则马尔代夫先走,接着就是圣陶沙和新加坡等岛屿。所以你说这些人是笨蛋还是聪明?

所以老男人不羡慕这些人有钱,这些人多数都会‘绝子绝孙’;因为他们除了有钱,就没有脑子。他们的脑子是用来坑害别人,用来揶揄别人,用来当小人敛财。说实在的,老男人为子孙所做的将是相当让世人难以理解但必须做的事儿。要是老男人不移居到安全的地方,我的子孙未必有这个脑子知道当时该怎么逃。

其实哥本哈根峰会最主要的意义就是提醒人类:人类就算要灭亡了还是会被灭亡的

这才是‘神’的呼唤。Do you get the message?

这些所谓的领导,他们除了自己的地位、财产、女人,和一切看得见的事物外,还能关心什么?大不了买张票到别的星球混日子去。要是神真的要保住世人,老男人已经是个领导了。哪里还轮得到那些低能儿?所以这个时代的人,与其拼命挣扎赚钱,还不如亲眼见证冰岛溶化,水位上升,地表震动的历史。这也可能是你家族最后的历史时刻。

人类……多么丑陋,多么可笑,多么低劣的制造……神真的有子降世,怎么会再犯以前的错?

所谓的因果,就是因为有老子,我的性子和小子们才可能继续留恋人间。

不过在新加坡被淹没以前,好多事儿都是可以做和看的。除了做爱和看热闹,该怎么办就怎么办。

*X’mas day, cancellation of the Order thing sent on 23th Dec received. A few days later, camp called to clarify.

From one of Pink Miu Miu’s links, I hit upon a Yu Kym’s blog (http://yu-kym.blogspot.com/2009/12/are-indecent-proposals-to-women.html#comment-form). Yu Kym was on a story that described her unhappiness of a guy who had repeatedly asked her for sex, hence she ends the friendship. Perhaps the guy read Yu Kym’s blog and thought he’d get a chance to shoot at her… Pink Miu Miu suggested that if a guy really loves a girl, he won’t make such indecent proposal.

Is that really the truth?

For this experiment, we’d pull in Kathryn from the drawer again. Now the reason why I had never made any indecent proposals to her ever was only because Scope was shy lah~ To come to think of it, for a bo-chap guy as Scope, I should have grabbed her into my arms and kissed her… so that she could push me aside and have sworn Scope off to the next underwear. Gross as it would be, instinctively… This is the most likely ‘indecent’ behavior than to make an indecent proposal.

Come to think of it… I am weighing between the options on which would be more romantic…

So far, bedtime stories were made by my eyes, a kiss… Not really any proposals. The only ‘indecent proposals’ come from middlemen of rich love-less women for everything they would hope to find a monetary value in, including sex. Unfortunately, Scope has no intention to moonlight; not even to model in ads, and he had declined roles in shootings. Frankly speaking, if a female specie is attractive in his eyes, with or without money, it’s still kiss and tell.

I placed one silly but direct point for Yu Kym (You Cum???) to consider. Guys biologically would ’suffer’ wet dreams with or without Yu Kym around, with or without love. Signals from female species cannot be trusted, or the guys will end up easily in another Jean Vs John case when people assume that a girl wishing to share a room means your cock should be real busy soon. Gentlemen such as Scope beg to differ.

For instance, if Kathryn and I went to Genting, and when the others were not around but she came into the room, would that have meant anything? Call me a coward. But the right thing to do is to always take a girl sharing your room as a friend, that  no matter how you like the girl, rather shake off the possible opportunity to fuck than to risk raping. Most girls, unless abnormal, want the ‘feeling’ then sex. Not simply she lies on your bed mean she just wants sex. All she wants may be a simple talk, to enjoy your company, and to find someone she can trust outside the mundane girly circle.

Frankly speaking, unless girls want to really relieve pressures in real life, sex is usually too exciting for them if they have no feelings for you, whatsoever.

Yu Kym’s issue is simple… Perhaps she doesn’t understand guys, or we don’t really understand how appalling that guy really is. However, as I have suggested in my comment to her… He never did rape her. And if for all those while the guy was only making such proposals, it’s probably just a respect better than those who day in day out masturbate at your photo and tell you they have no such intentions with you… Yu Kym can be careful guarding against peer rape by that guy, but she can’t for the latter case.

So…

Many girls demand no hypocrites… Yet between a guy who honestly makes such a proposal and another who pretends he’s not interested, which will be the gentleman here? Beat it, you confusing female egoistic balloons, you will always choose the hypocrite. That’s about how a woman works… to be discreet, to be self-contradicting, and downright irrational. I mean, that’s generally so for women.

Which is why I have totally NO intention to reason with women’s needs. Today they love you, will die for you, will do anything with or without sex… then tomorrow, they can disappear, they can play amnesia that you ever have existed in their lives, and they can tell you all the good solid reasons for anything. That’s it.

Women.

I am not hence denoucning Yu Kym or supporting her. I just want to make this clear, if due to misunderstanding of the opposite sex whereby the one you should blame should really be the creator that you lose a friend… Such a pity. But then, what if Yu Kym got raped?

Ain’t we talking about making indecent proposals?

So will a girl not make indecent proposals? To Scope, Marriage is indecent enough a proposal. And women suck after it.

Everyday, millions of virgins and whores pray to their gods that those dicks would propose to them so that they can have those dicks all to themselves. Everyday, millions of used tires want divorce after having taken the vows to go through thick and thin, and beyond rich and poverty… Everyday, when you read someone becomes a bankrupt, this story is usually packaged with a divorce. The reasons of women for divorce also includ their dicks cannot erect, they can’t tahan (Singlish: To stand, endure or get along with) those dicks…

I mean, they become the perfect reasons why pre-marital sex should be encouraged! The vows are taken as jokes, and a girl never checks out the penis cannot just assume that if a man can urinate, the penis will work fine for her! And after the foreplay before the vow then you complain that you cannot get along with the dick… The organsm with such a proposal thus ends in a divorce with decent income for lawyers.

And Pink Miu Miu was talking about Love.

When has Love got to do with sex? Sex is an instinct, sex is biological, sex is just clitoris and the penis… or dick, or bamboo stick, or banana or cock or cucumber or the whatever. It’s simply the biological function of reproduction system, not even a social function. It’s almost the same with eating. Man needs to eat, mankind needs reproduction. Whereby Love is a matter of the heart, the brain… Which is, when you fall out of love, your cock or virginal is not the organ to react.  So I beg to differ again from our beloved Pink Miu Miu.

It is however quite true that for most girls, if they make love to someone they feel strongly for… it’s a better experience. It has to do with hence the words: Make Love. Which… hilariously speaking is when a girl feels something for X, she makes love; when she then feels something for Y, she makes love; when she feels something for Z, she makes love… So what is really love for a girl can be pretty elastic. Which is why BGRs are getting pretty complicated.

So given the difference in understanding between guys and girls, and between laymen and scientists… One can only conclud that if a guy loves you truly, he can still make indecent proposals. And since love is not the issue, marriage is really an indecent proposal. Which is why there is something called divorce… which happens to be an equally silly creation that marks the height of hypocritical superficiality of mankind.

If you love someone, with or without, stay together.

Which is why given the lessons in life, Scope VOWs to the fucking gods on his last piece of underwear that he will migrate to that fucking state which allows marrying Nth wives with complete social support, so that women can love Scope in their irrational peace of minds. So funny ya~

Whilst in Singapore, it is adviseable that men understand the psycho of their pale counterparts… Use your eyes, use the kiss, and don’t speak. Only when women stir inside can you grab them outside. If you are really so very the desperate, there is always Geylang for such proposals. The price is mostly fixed, you can fuck any type and anytime for all you want.

Put it this way, calculate the possibility of outcomes going around the streets asking girls if you can touch their boobs… If you can hit 10 successes out of 100, maybe indecent proposals will work for you. This kind of thing, don’t ask, just kiss and tell.

Honestly, I am quite entertained by the superb cutscenes in ‘Devils May Cry’. And perhaps I’d cosplay Dante in a CGP… with black hair. The point is, Dante and my real personalities overlapped, so ever playful and chaotic righteous in nature. The point about the CGP on this cosplay is that I am considering editing the normal shirts into a Dante-style outfit specially for Scope.

In ‘Devils May Cry 4′, the cutscenes reach maturity, in a way… the quality becomes acceptable as compared to the earlier series. Yes, I like those videos, no… I don’t like the game.

It’s too much like ‘God Of War’ and I am seriously overdosed with plenty of buttons for combos in a tight arena with totally no freedom to choose the fate of the hero or heroine. And ‘Devils May Cry’ is such a genre. There is no consequence, and the end is predictable with the type of thing you do: Slash at those bloody monsters. Period.

Trish is very very sexy, and totally unrealistic. I suppose Nero’s designer decided that he doesn’t fit anyone that sexy as Trish… with a pair of dangling boobs and a rolling bottoms. The perfect figure that any beauties would try to achieve, and the perfect face and hairstyle any guys would desire of their girls.

Trish is a creation of a devil, so that probably explains… But she also resembles Dante’s mother, which would hence explain why Sparda would betray the devils for mankind… actually, for a woman. Put it this way, Sparda was a devil, and would one expect a devil to put his interest aside for other devils? So in ‘Devils May Cry’, mankind makes Sparda the God and protector… all because after having sex with Trish-lookalike mother, he needed to protect the half-breeds produced.

Then Sparda sensing he was going mightily insane, sacrificed his beautiful wife to seal his powers up… Which could be just like he had defeated the Prince of Devils, totally wasted and he doesn’t want his wife to sleep around, so he did the only thing a devil could have done before he died to his wife.

I mean, since devils don’t get God’s blessings ceremoniously, so they don’t get married, and Sparda didn’t actually have a wife in the first place. So he ’sacrificed’ his ‘wife’, died, and Vigil and Dante grew up and that’s the story so far to Nero’s encounter. So if you love a woman and your children, you can choose to kill your woman and let your children grow up themselves in this world as what Sparda had done, and be named God-of-the-year.

Alright, thanks for reading this bullshit…

Fine. Edward Cullen is heading for God’s blessing for his ceremony with Belle Swan that people called ‘marriage’. Bulls… And that’s because Edward is going to make Belle a condemned. More bulls… And God is going to say, “Yeah yeah, go ahead, I’d make you husband and wife…”

Then the bishop faints.

Fine. This is simply the genre of crooked fairy tales written to make money from the innocent, ignorant and erratic brats of the world. If even Monks can fool around like those two in Singapore, nothing is really that bothering.

As for the game… Before Nero, I have tried this popular ‘Devils May Cry’ with Dante, the problem is I don’t like the gameplay. I found that after you got stuck in a room, monsters appeared, you finished them, then another room with more monsters, and a leveled-up-you have to finish off those higher level monsters then we got another room of monsters to clear…

What’s the point? So dumb…

Reservist: Another Fiasco.

OMG… OMG… O♥M♥G~

This time, it has to be the most incredible fault ever. Is there ANYWHERE in Singapore to complain for an effective result?

How can it be possible that something right becomes something wrong and I have to be expected to find a fax machine everytime to cover all these issues to make things right again?! Yeah yeah, and Scope is supposed to be liable if he really loses the medical cert.

What the fuck…

Ok, this is Singapore. Bear with it, bear with it… It’s only a few more years.

This is NOT the first time we have an admin issue here… NOT the first time… but so many times. And do they expect to tell me that I am in the fault (again) if anything does happen?

Fiasco… No wonder so many casualities with SAF.

Ventilation going on, so… if need be, I’d blog about it.

Basically, I am enjoying a ‘back’ pain… Thank God for the blessing! Visited JMC, and it so happened that the specialist sent me to this ‘rehab’ people to see what’s wrong. And they don’t call those people doctors!? Fine. The rehab beauty gave me a check and spotted the problem, the exercise eased the pain albeit temporarily. Wonderful!

What’s NOT wonderful is, I have told the rehab beauty to tell her finding to the specialist on top… or write something. Ends up no~ She didn’t do it! And I went back to JMC again to face another beauty, the new specialist also doesn’t get the problem… Baah~

Anyway, she wrote a letter for my reservist medical center, and I am going to rehab to fix my back problem. Perhaps I should go to some Mount E specialists. Maybe that’d save more time and money. I mean, how can the non-doctor doing the rehab find the problem and deal with it, but the specialists don’t???

I don’t understand the cock of it~ OMG!

And then we got this camp admin problem… Sounds like very fishy.

Gimme a break~

[M1 Chase] And M1 sent me this letter telling me to pay in installments when… eh~ I only forgot (actually too lazy) to pay about S$100?! And the letter threatens credit action to recover this $100?! LOL~

And that’s getting this letter from Dad a day after I passed by M1 shop and cleared this peanut bill… Hey, I am an OLD customer. No goodies for so long, and last time till a few hundreds dollars than pay also can… Is there such a need to be so gan-cheong?

Nobody cherishes old customer nowadays, it seems. What you don’t cherish, you’d lose it.

[Eastcoastlife Vs Janet Wong] I have blogged about it, then decided to delete this section here. Why? It’s really redundant to touch on this topic again. Given the nature of this case when the issue is Janet Wong as a Civil Servant was mentioned to be corrupted, matters amounting to public interest should be handled by the ministry and not by the court.

This is because Singapore laws probably provide for citizens’ open concern for the state’s business, and Janet Wong in this concern was a state-worker, and Eastcoastlife is an ordinary citizen. So how can the court knowing full well where Janet Wong stands take the case? This is the major interest of Scope in this case… since internet legal issues have been discussed before.

Find that really bo-liao to repeat so many times…

Sianz…

I came across this woman’s article (http://drhelen.blogspot.com/2009/09/all-men-are-pigs.html), and there had been some discussions on this… I mean, whether you think men are pigs or your fathers and grandfathers and Jesus Christ or even Buddha are pigs, Scope is fine with women’s assertion of this.

After all, why do men have to cheat if those women who believe ‘all men are pigs’ could be any practical at all. Mostly, day in day out their piggy fathers are celebrating with them on occassions due to the pig nailed to the cross in the church, and everyday thousands of such women made their confessions to pigs, waiting for pigs to cheat on them by telling them how forever lovely they are, how they are the one and only, and how many such women eventually come to almost begging to be fucking a pig via dating agencies.

Helen is right, not all men are pigs. But it doesn’t mean a man will only love ONE woman. Men can be pigs even if they only have one woman each.

I don’t actually care if women really think so, because the ability to believe or to produce such idiotic sweeping statement shows how much smarter those women are really as compared to men. See? Scope is pretty benevolent and readily generous to such attitude of women… All women are troublemakers to others and themselves. Devils may cry, Scope’d joke about it.

So how many women out there are really thinking all men are pigs, with or no exception to Scope?

Why? Because men can’t tolerate your irresponsible unreasonableness in refusing to think? Or your inability to accept the men you love? Or your lust for a better life with some rich old ugly fat dirty-minded? Or what?

There is nothing wrong to call all men pigs.

Women’s tongues… other than for the pleasure of kissing, can’t be taken too seriously most of the time. In order to be a real man, you have to accept that they’d call you pigs, they will still hug you and jump into your bed and the pigs still go on with what have to be done on bed.

No sense getting offended .

I literally welcome any beauties to call me a pig while giggling in my arms. You can seal their juicy lips with yours, and no harm inviting them to dance around hugging a pig. Women… they can’t live without pigs, pigs can’t live without them.

I actually find such women adorable.

This is womanly thinking, which defines most women. Innocently bothering about the men around them, ignorantly knowledgeable about the men they want for all the world’s attention. This Dr Helen won’t say all men are pigs… No no no, let it be all men are pigs.

If I get to kiss and hug, the woman can tell me that in my arms…

Mars is a pigsty.

Face it, Venus is dying to crush into this pigsty.

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